Part 16 (2/2)

Janet was still inclined to be tearful. ”My dear, we do understand,” said Millie, ”and we're so very sorry.”

”I can send you back,” said Chrestomanci. ”It's not quite so easy with Gwendolen's world missing from the series, but don't think it can't be done.”

”No, no. That's all right,” Janet gulped. ”At least, it will be all right when I'm used to it. I was hoping to come back here-but it is rather a wrench. You see-” Her eyes filled and her mouth trembled. A handkerchief came out of the air and pushed itself into her hand. Cat did not know who had done it, but he wished he had thought of it. ”Thanks,” said Janet. ”You see, Mum and Dad haven't noticed the difference.” She blew her nose furiously. ”I got back to my bedroom, and the other girl-she's called Romillia really-had been writing her diary. She got called away in midsentence and left it lying there, so I read it. And it was all about how scared she had been in case my parents noticed she wasn't me, and how glad she was when she was clever enough to make sure they didn't. She was utterly terrified of being sent back. She'd had a dreadful life as an orphan in her own world, and she was miserable there.

She'd written things that made me feel really sorry for her. Mind you,” Janet said severely, ”she was just asking for trouble keeping a diary in the same house as my parents. I wrote a note in it telling her so, and I said if she must keep one, she'd better put it in one of my good hiding places. And then-and then I sat there and rather hoped I'd come back.”

”That was kind of you,” said Cat.

”It was, and you're truly welcome, my love,” said Millie.

”You're sure?” Chrestomanci asked, looking searchingly at Janet over the chicken leg he was eating.

Janet nodded, quite firmly, though most of her face was still hidden in the handkerchief.

”You were the one I was most worried about,” Chrestomanci said. ”I'm afraid I didn't realize at once what had happened. Gwendolen had found out about the mirror, you see, and she worked the change in her bathroom. And anyway, none of us had the slightest idea Cat's powers were that strong. The truth only dawned on me during that unfortunate affair of the frog, and then of course I took a look at once to see what had happened to Gwendolen and the seven other girls. Gwendolen was in her element. And Jennifer, who came after Romillia, is as tough as Gwendolen and has always wished she was an orphan; whereas Queen Caroline, whom Gwendolen displaced, was as miserable as Romillia, and had run away three times already. And it was the same with the other five. They were all much better suited-except perhaps you.”

Janet took her face out of the handkerchief and looked at him in large indignation. ”Why couldn't youhave told me you knew? I wouldn't have been nearly so scared of you! And you wouldn't believe the troubles Cat got into because of it-not to speak of me owing Mr. Bagwash twenty pounds and not knowing the Geography and History here! And you needn't laugh!” she said, as nearly everyone did.

”I apologize,” said Chrestomanci. ”Believe me, it was one of the most troubling decisions I've ever had to make. But who on earth is Mr. Bagwash?”

”Mr. Baslam,” Cat explained reluctantly. ”Gwendolen bought some dragons' blood from him and didn't really pay.”

”He's asking outrageously much,” said Millie. ”And it is illegal, you know.”

”I'll go and have a word with him tomorrow,” Bernard said from his hammock. ”Though he'll probably be gone by then. He knows I've got my eye on him.”

”Why was it a troubling decision?” Janet asked Chrestomanci.

Chrestomanci tossed his chicken bone to the dragon and slowly wiped his fingers on a handkerchief with a gold-embroidered C in one corner. This gave him an excuse to turn Cat's way and stare, in his vaguest way, into the air above Cat's head. Since Cat was fairly clear by now that the vaguer Chrestomanci seemed about something, the more acutely he was attending to it, he was not altogether surprised when Chrestomanci said, ”Because of Cat. We would have felt a good deal easier if Cat could have brought himself to tell someone what had happened. We gave him a number of opportunities to. But when he held his tongue, we thought perhaps he did know the extent of his powers after all.”

”But I don't,” said Cat.

And Janet, who was becoming thoroughly cheerful now she was being allowed to ask questions, said, ”I think you were quite wrong. We both got so frightened that we came into this garden and nearly got you and Cat killed. You should have said.”

”Perhaps,” agreed Chrestomanci, and peeled a banana in a thoughtful way. He was still turned towards Cat. ”Normally we're more than a match here for people like the Nostrums. I knew they were planning something through Gwendolen, and I thought Cat knew it too-my apologies, Cat. I wouldn't have had Gwendolen here for a minute, except that we had to have Cat. Chrestomanci has to be a nine-lived enchanter. No one else is strong enough for the post.”

”Post?” said Janet. ”Isn't it a hereditary t.i.tle then?”

Mr. Saunders laughed, and threw his bone to the dragon too. ”Heavens no! We're all Government employees here. The job Chrestomanci has is to make sure this world isn't run entirely by witches.

Ordinary people have rights too. And he has to make sure witches don't get out into worlds where there isn't so much magic and play havoc there. It's a big job. And we're the staff that helps him.”

”And he needs us like he needs two left legs,” Bernard remarked, jerking about in the hammock as he tried to eat ice cream.

”Oh, come now!” said Chrestomanci. ”I'd have been sunk without you today.”

”I was thinking of the way you found the next Chrestomanci,” Bernard said, spooning ice cream off his waistcoat. ”You did it when we were just going around in circles.”

”Nine-lived enchanters are not easy to find,” Chrestomanci explained to Janet. ”In the first place, they're very rare, and in the second, they have to use their magic before they can be found. And Cat didn't. Wewere actually thinking of bringing someone in from another world, when Cat happened to fall into the hands of a clairvoyant. Even then, we only knew where he was, not who. I'd no idea he was Eric Chant, or any relation of mine at all-though I suppose I might have remembered that his parents were cousins, which doubled the chance of their children being witches. And I must confess that Frank Chant wrote to me to say his daughter was a witch and seemed to be using her younger brother in some way. Forgive me, Cat. I ignored that letter because your father had been so very rude when I offered to make sure his children would be born without witchcraft.”

”Just as well he was rude, you know,” Bernard said.

”Was that what the letters were about?” said Cat.

”I don't understand,” said Janet, ”why you didn't say anything at all to Cat. Why couldn't you?”

Chrestomanci was still looking vaguely in Cat's direction. Cat could tell he was very wary indeed. ”Like this,” he said. ”Remember we hadn't known one another very long. Cat appears to have no magic at all.

Yet his sister works magic far beyond her own abilities, and goes on doing it even when her witchcraft is taken away. What am I to think? Does Cat know what he's doing? If he doesn't, why doesn't he? And if he does know, what is he up to? When Gwendolen removed herself, and n.o.body mentioned the fact, I hoped some of the answers might emerge. And Cat still does nothing-”

”What do you mean, nothing?” said Janet. ”There were some fabulous horse chestnuts, and he kept stopping Julia.”

”Yes, and I couldn't think what was happening,” Julia said, rather ashamed.

Cat felt hurt and uncomfortable. ”Leave me alone!” he said, and he stood up. Everyone, even Chrestomanci, went tense. The only person who did not was Janet, and Cat could hardly count her, because she was not used to magic. He found he was trying not to cry, which made him very much ashamed. ”Stop treating me so carefully!” he said. ”I'm not a fool, or a baby. You're all afraid of me, aren't you? You didn't tell me things and you didn't punish Gwendolen because you were afraid I'd do something dreadful. And I haven't. I don't know how to. I didn't know I could.”

”My love, it was just that no one was sure,” said Millie.

”Well, be sure now!” said Cat. ”The only things I did were by mistake, like coming here in this garden-and turning Euphemia into a frog, I suppose, but I didn't know it was me.”

”You're not to worry about that, Eric,” said Euphemia from the hillside, where she was sitting with Will Suggins. ”It was the shock upset me. I know enchanters are different from us witches. And I'll speak to Mary. I promise.”

”Speak to Will Suggins too, while you're at it,” said Janet. ”Because he's going to turn Cat into a frog in revenge any minute now.”

Euphemia bounced around on the hillside to look at Will. ”What?” she said.

”What is this, Will?” Chrestomanci asked, ”I laid it on him-for three o'clock, sir,” Will Suggins said apprehensively, ”if he didn't meet me as a tiger.”

Chrestomanci took out a large gold watch. ”Hm. It's about due now. If you don't mind my saying so, that was a little foolish of you, Will. Suppose you carry on. Turn Cat into a frog, or yourself into a tiger, orboth. I shan't interfere.”

Will Suggins climbed heavily to his feet and stood facing Cat, looking as if he would prefer to be several miles away. ”Let the dough work, then,” he said.

Cat was still feeling so upset and tearful that he wondered whether to oblige Will Suggins and become a frog. Or he could try being a flea instead. But it all seemed rather silly. ”Why don't you be a tiger?” he said.

As Cat expected, Will Suggins made a beautiful tiger, long-backed and sleek and sharply striped. He was heavy as he padded up and down the slope, but his legs slid so easily in the silky folds of his hide that he almost seemed light. But Will Suggins himself spoiled the effect by rubbing a distressed paw over his huge cat face and staring appealingly at Chrestomanci. Chrestomanci simply laughed. The dragon trotted up the hill to investigate this new beast. Will Suggins was so alarmed that he reared up on his great hind legs to get away from it. It looked so ungainly for a tiger to be doing that, that Cat turned him back to Will Suggins on the spot.

”It wasn't real?” asked the dragon.

”No!” said Will Suggins, mopping his face with his sleeve. ”All right, lad, you win. How did you do it so quick?”

”I don't know,” Cat said apologetically. ”I've really no idea. Shall I learn when you teach me magic?” he asked Mr. Saunders.

Mr. Saunders looked a little blank. ”Well-”

”No, Michael,” said Chrestomanci, ”is the right answer. It's quite clear Elementary Magic isn't going to mean much to Cat. I'll have to teach you myself, Cat, and we'll be starting on Advanced Theory, I think, by the look of it. You seem to start where most people leave off.”

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