Chapter 125 - Physical Examination (1/2)
Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios
Pei Qian closed this games media’s rainbow fart1. It had even dared to say the only flaw was ‘part of the gameplay’.
If you guys do reviews like this, people would start to think I’ve paid you guys to write this! Aren’t you guys professional game reviewers? Don’t you guys know how to nit-pick problems!
Pei Qian felt very tired.
Forget it; let’s take a look at players’ reviews.
Players were very nit-picky; they must have pointed out many problems, right?
Pei Qian once again opened a players’ review page. However, all the latest reviews had been five-star excellent ratings!
One-star ratings had been squashed to the bottom.
“The artistic style is really incredible. All these rather abstract elements had been portrayed in a very concrete manner; such a boring theme had actually become so live-like and interesting!”
“I had been directed over by Teacher Qiao; this is a dark humor classic!”
“I have to give this a five-star rating! Those who don’t give five-star ratings don’t understand this game.”
“This voice-over is so amusing. I actually don’t want to play this game but want to flirt with the voice-over dude!”
“To be honest, it has been a while since I managed to play a game that moved me. Games nowadays either focus on creating paywalls or only cater to the masses. Games such as this that have depth and do not cater to the masses; this is very rare!”
“This is a game that takes a long while to warm-up to. Initially, I felt like quitting it. However, after persevering till the second try, I started to feel that this game is more and more interesting; I couldn’t stop! Now, I am prepared to make my eighteenth attempt!”
“It is so nice of the company to sell this game at only twenty-eight yuan; can they really recoup their costs? They seemed to have invested heavily in this game! I have bought three copies, two for my friends. However, I hope that this game does not incur a loss!”
Scrolling through players’ reviews Pei Qian became deep in thought.
The person that bought three copies; could you give me your address so that I can send you some local specialties?
This was ridiculous…
I wrecked my brain to think of ways to force players to quit; these had actually become the selling points?
Someone even said he or she wanted to flirt with the voice-over person? Alright, I’ll satisfy you guys and make Lu Mingliang appear publicly tomorrow; he can go and become your idol!
Pei Qian was really breaking down. He had wanted to see the reviews of the games and see what the bad points of the game he could adopt were or avoid the positive aspects of it next time.
However… everyone seemed to like all aspects of this game? The artistic style was not bad, and the gameplay was not bad; even that detesting voice-over had become a selling point!
What could Pei Qian gain from this?!
I have actually made a game that is perfect and flawless?
What dark humor is this?!
Pei Qian leaned into his chair as he felt that he had become a salted fish; one that he would never be given a new lease of life.
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April 19th, Monday…