Part 20 (2/2)

There are the most natural-looking houses and Schlosser imaginable rising all alone in the forest. Very often the summits of the hills were crowned with round towers. On the Ohio River there is a group of these shaped like segments of a truncated cone, and ”corniced” with another piece reversed, like this:

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These are called ”Devil's Tea-tables.” I drew them several times, but could never give them the appearance of being _natural_ objects. It is very extraordinary how Nature seems to have mocked man in advance in these structures. In Fingal's Cave there is an absolutely original style of architecture.

The last house which we came to was the best. In it dwelt a gentlemanly elderly man with two ladylike daughters. His son, who was dressed in ”store clothes,” had been a delegate to the Wheeling Convention. But the war had borne hard on them, and for a long time _everything_ which they used or wore had been made by their own hands. They had a home-made loom and spinning-wheel--I saw several such looms on the river; they raised their own cotton and wool and maple sugar, and were in all important details utterly self-sustaining and independent. And they did not live rudely at all, but like ladies and gentlemen, as really intelligent people always can when they are _free_. The father had, not long before, standing in his own door, shot a deer as it looked over the garden gate at him. Goshorn, observing that I attached some value to the horns (a new idea to him), secured them for himself.

A day or two after, while descending the river, we stopped to see an old hunter who lived on the bank. He was a very shrewd, quaint old boy, ”good for a novel.” He examined Goshorn's spectacles with so much interest, that I suspect it was really the first time in his life that he ever fully ascertained the ”true inwardness and utilitarianism” of such objects. He expressed great admiration, and said that if he had them he could get twice as many deer as he did. I promised to send him a pair. I begged from him deer-horns, which he gave me very willingly, expressing wonder that I wanted such rubbish, and at my delight. And seeing that my companion had a pair, he said scornfully:

”Dave Goshorn, what do _you_ know about such things? What's set _you_ to gittin' deer's horns? Give 'em to this here young gentleman, who understands such things that we don't, and who wants 'em fur some good reason.”

I will do Goshorn the justice to say that he gave them to me for a parting present. My room at his house was quite devoid of all decoration, but by arranging on the walls crossed canoe-paddles, great bunches of the picturesque locust-thorn, often nearly a foot in length, and the deer's horns, I made it look rather more human. But this arrangement utterly bewildered the natives, especially the maids, who naively asked me why I hung them old bones and thorns up in my room. As this thorn is much used by the blacks in Voodoo, I suppose that it was all explained by being set down to my ”conjurin'.”

The maid who attended to my room was a very nice, good girl, but one who could not have been understood in England. I found that she gathered up and treasured many utterly worthless trifling bits of pen-drawing which I threw away. She explained that where she came from on Coal River, anything like a picture was a great curiosity; also that her friends believed that all the pictures in books, newspapers, &c., were drawn by hand. I explained to her how they were made. When _I_ left I offered her two dollars. She hesitated, and then said, ”Mr. Leland, there have been many, many gentlemen here who have offered me money, but I never took a cent from any man till _now_. And I _will_ take this from you to buy something that I can remember you by, for you have always treated me kindly and like a lady.” In rural America such girls are really lady- helps, and not ”servants,” albeit those who know how to get on with them find them the very best servants in the world; but they must be treated as _friends_.

I went up Elk River several times on horse or in canoe to renew leases or to lease new land, &c. The company sent on a very clever and intelligent rather young man named Sandford, who had been a railroad superintendent, to help me. I liked him very much. We had a third, a young Virginian, named Finnal. At or near Cannelton I selected a spot where we put up a steam-engine, and began to bore for oil. It was very near the famous gas- well which once belonged to General Was.h.i.+ngton. This well gave forth every week the equivalent of _one hundred and fifty_ tons of coal. It was utilised in a factory. After I sunk our shaft it gave out; but I do not believe that we stopped it, for no gas came into our well. Finnal was the superintendent of the well. One day he nearly sat down--_nudo podice_--on an immense rattlesnake. He had a little cottage and a fine horse. He kept the latter in a stable and painted the door _white_, so that when waking in the night he could see if any horse-thief had opened it. Many efforts were made to rob him of it.

At this time Lee's army was disbanded, and fully one-half came straggling in squads up the valley to Charleston to be paroled. David Goshorn's hotel was simply crammed with Confederate officers, who slept anywhere.

With these I easily became friends; they seemed like Princeton Southern college mates. Now I have to narrate a strange story. One evening when I was sitting and smoking on the portico with some of these _bons compagnons_ I said to one--

”People say that your men never once during the war got within sight of Harrisburg or of a Northern city. But I believe they did. One day when I was on guard I saw five men scout on the bank in full sight of it. But n.o.body agreed with me.”

The officer laughed silently, and cried aloud to a friend with a broken arm in a sling, who lay within a room on a bed, ”Come out here, L---.

Here is something which will interest you more than anything you ever heard before.”

He came out, and, having heard my story, said--

”n.o.body ever believed your story, nor did anybody ever believe mine. Mine is this--that when we were at Sporting Hill a corporal of mine came in and declared that he and his men had scouted into within full sight of Harrisburg. I knew that the man told the truth, but n.o.body else would believe that any human being dared to do such a thing, or could do it.

And now you fully prove that it was done.”

There came to Goshorn's three very interesting men with whom I became intimate. One was Robert Hunt, of St. Louis. He was of a very good Virginia family, had been at Princeton College, ran away in his sixteenth year, took to the plains as a hunter, and for twenty-three years had ranged the Wild West from the Rocky Mountains to the Pacific. At the end of the time an uncle in the Fur Company had helped him on, and he was now rich. He was one of the most genial, gay, and festive, reckless yet always gentlemanly men I ever knew. He expressed great astonishment, as he learned gradually to know me, at finding we were so congenial, and that I had so much ”real Injun” in me. His eyes were first opened to this great fact by a very singular incident, of which I can never think without pleasure.

Hunt, with two men who had been cavalry captains all through the war, and his friend Ross, who had long been an Indian trader, and I, were all riding up Elk Valley to look at lands. We paused at a place where the road sloped sideways and was wet with rain. As I was going to remount, I asked a German who stood by to hold my horse's head, and sprang into the saddle. Just at this critical instant--it all pa.s.sed in a second--as the German had not heard me, my horse, feeling that he must fall over on his left side from my weight, threw himself _completely over backward_. As quick as thought I jumped up on his back, put my foot just between the saddle and his tail, and took a tremendous flying leap so far that I cleared the horse. I only muddied the palms of my gloves, on which I fell.

The elder cavalry captain said, ”When I saw that horse go over backwards, I closed my eyes and held my breath, for I expected the next second to see you killed.” But Robert Hunt exclaimed, ”Good as an Injun, by G.o.d!”

And when I some time after made fun of it, he shook his head gravely and reprovingly, as George Ward did over the gunpowder, and said, ”It was a _magnificent_ thing!”

That very afternoon Hunt distinguished himself in a manner which was quite as becoming an aborigine. I was acting as guide, and knowing that there was a ford across a tributary of the Elk, sought and thought I had found it. But I was mistaken, and what was horrible, we found ourselves in a deep quicksand. On such occasions horses become, as it were, insane, trying to throw the riders and then jump on them for support. By good luck we got out of it soon, but there was an _awful_ five minutes of kicking, plunging, splas.h.i.+ng, and ”ground and lofty” swearing. I got across dry by drawing my legs up before me on the saddle, _a la_ tailor, but the others were badly wet. But no sooner had we emerged from the stream than Robert Hunt, bursting into a tremendous ”_Ho_! _ho_!” of deep laughter, declared that he had shown more presence of mind during the emergency than any of us; for, brandis.h.i.+ng his whisky flask, he declared that while his horse was in the flurry it occurred to him that the best thing he could do was to lighten the load, and he had therefore, with incredible presence of mind, drunk up all the whisky!

However, he afterwards confessed to me that the true reason was that, believing death was at hand, and thinking it a pity to die thirsty, he had drained the bottle, as did the old Indian woman just as she went over the Falls of Niagara. Anyhow, the incorrigible _vaurien_ had really emptied his flask while in the ”quick.”

Though I say it, I believe that Hunt and I were a pretty well matched couple, and many a wild prank and Indian-like joke did we play together.

More than once he expressed great astonishment that I, a man grown up in cities and to literary pursuits, should be so much at home where he found me, or so congenial. He had been at Princeton, and, _ex pede Herculem_, had a point whence to judge me, but it failed. {309} His friend Ross was a quiet, sensible New Englander, who reminded me of Artemus Ward, or Charles Browne. He abounded in quaint anecdotes of Indian experiences.

As did also a Mr. Wadsworth, who had pa.s.sed half his life in the Far West as a surveyor among the Chippeways. He had written a large ma.n.u.script of their legends, of which Schoolcraft made great use in his _Algic_ book. I believe that much of Longfellow's _Hiawatha_ owed its origin thus indirectly to Mr. Wadsworth. In after years I wrote out many of his tales, as told to me, in articles in _Temple Bar_.

The country all about Charleston was primitively wild and picturesque, rocky, hilly, and leading to solitary life and dreams of _sylvani_ and forest fairies. There were fountained hills, and dreamy darkling woods, and old Indian graves, and a dancing stream, across which lay a petrified tree, and everywhere a little travelled land. I explored it with Goshorn, riding far and wide into remote mountain recesses, to get the signatures in attestation of men who could rarely write, but on the other hand could ”shoot their mark” with a rifle to perfection, and who would a.s.suredly have placed such signature on me had I not been a holy messenger of _Ile_, and an angel of coming moneyed times.

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