Part 8 (2/2)
”He has boiled jam enough to spread over the surface of the civilised globe, and now proposes to hive its concentrated extract for the benefit of our dearest girl, in the shape of a settlement that a Princess of the Blood might envy. I call the whole thing pretty,” p.r.o.nounced the Dowager, ”almost romantic, or it might be made to sound so if a person of superior intelligence and tact would undertake to plead for the young man. His terrible t.i.tle has quite escaped me. Lord Plumbanks? Thank you! It might have been Strawberrybeds, and that would have increased our difficulty. No time should be lost. Therefore, as you, dear Castleclare, with your wife and the boy, who, I am gratified to hear, has cut another, are going to Rome for Holy Week, perhaps you would wish me in your absence to break the ice with Bridget-Mary?”
Lord Castleclare's long, solemn face and arched, lugubrious eyebrows bore no little resemblance to the well-known portrait of the conscientious but unlucky Stuart in whose service his ancestor had shed blood and money, receiving in lieu of both, a great many Royal promises, the Eastern carpet that had belonged to the monarch's Irish oratory, and the fine sard intaglio, brilliant-set, and representing a Calvary, that loyal servant's descendant wore upon his thin ivory middle finger. He twiddled the ring nervously as he said:
”She has gone into Lenten Retreat at a Convent in Kensington. I--arah!--I do not think it would be advisable to disturb salutary and seasonable meditations with--arah!--worldly matters at this present moment.”
”Fiddle-faddle!” said the Dowager-d.u.c.h.ess sharply.
Lord Castleclare lifted his melancholy arched eyebrows.
”'Fiddle-faddle,' my dear Constantia?”
”You have the expression!” said she. ”Young women of Bridget-Mary's age and temperament will think of marriage in convents as much as outside them. Further, I dread delay, entertaining as I do the very certain conviction that this weak-minded man who has thrown your daughter over will be back, begging Bridget-Mary to forgive him and reinstate him in the possession of her affections before another two months are over our heads.
That little cat-eyed, squirrel-haired woman he has run away with, and against whom I have warned our poor dear girl times out of number”--she really believed this--”is the sort of p.u.s.s.y, purring creature to make a man feel her claws, once she has got him. Therefore, although my family may not thank me for it, I shall continue to repeat, 'No time is to be lost!' Still, in deference to your religious prejudices, and although I never heard that the Catholic Church prohibited jam as an article of Lenten diet, we will defer from offering Bridget-Mary the pot until Easter.”
But Easter brought the news that Lady Bridget-Mary had decided upon taking the veil, and begged her father not to oppose her wishes. The Dowager-d.u.c.h.ess rushed to the Kensington Convent.... All the little straw-mats on the slippery floor of the parlour were swept like chaff before the hurricane of her advancing petticoats as she bore down upon the most disappointing, erratic, and self-willed niece that ever brought the grey hairs of a solicitous and devoted aunt in sorrow to the grave, demanding in Heaven's name what Bridget-Mary meant by this maniacal decision? Then she drew back, for at first she hardly credited that this tall, pale, quiet woman in the plain, close-fitting, black woollen gown could be Bridget-Mary at all. Realising that it could be n.o.body else, she began to cry quite hysterically, subsiding upon a Berlin woolwork covered sofa, while her niece rang the bell for that customary Convent restorative, a teaspoonful of essence of orange-flower in a gla.s.s of water, and returning to the side of her agitated relative, took her hand, encased in a tight one-b.u.t.ton puce glove, saying:
”Dear Aunt Constantia, what is the use of crying? I have done with it for good.”
”You are so dreadfully changed and so awfully composed, and I always was sensitive. And, besides, to find you like this when I expected you to beat your head upon the floor--or was it against the wall, they said?--and pray to be put out of your misery by poison, or revolver, or knife, as though anybody would be wicked enough to do it ...”
A faint stain of colour crept into Lady Bridget-Mary's white cheeks.
”All that is over, Aunt Constantia. Forget it, as I have done, and drink a little of this. The Sisters believe it to be calming to the nerves.”
”To naturally calm nerves, I suppose.” The Dowager accepted the tumbler.
”What a nice, thick, old-fas.h.i.+oned gla.s.s!” She sipped. ”You hear how my teeth are chattering against the rim. That is because I have flown here in such a hurry of agitation upon hearing from your father that you have decided to enter the Novitiate at once.”
”It is true,” said Lady Bridget-Mary, standing very tall and dark and straight against the background of the parlour window, that was filled in with ground-gla.s.s, and veiled with snowy curtains of starched thread-lace.
”True! When not ten months ago you declared to me that you would not be a nun for all the world.... You begged me to befriend you in the matter of Captain Mildare. I undertook, alas! that office....”
The Dowager-d.u.c.h.ess blew her nose.
”A little more of the orange-flower water, dear aunt?”
”'Dear aunt,' when you are trampling upon my very heart-strings! And let me tell you, Bridget-Mary, you have always been my favourite niece. '_For all the world,_' you said with your own lips, '_I would not be a nun!_'
Three millions will buy, if not the world, at least a good slice of it....
Figuratively, I offer them to you in this outstretched hand!” The Dowager extended a puce kid glove. ”The husband who goes with them is a good creature. I have seen and spoken with him, and the dear Queen regards me as a judge of men. 'Consie,' she has said, 'you have perception....' What my Sovereign credits may not my niece believe?”
Lady Bridget-Mary's black brows were stern over the great joyless eyes that looked out of their sculptured caves upon the world she had bidden good-bye to. But the fine lines of humour about the wings of the sensitive nostrils and the corners of the large finely-modelled mouth quivered a little.
”Drink a little more orange-flower water, dear, and never tell me who the man is. I do not wish to hear. I decline to hear.”
The Dowager-d.u.c.h.ess lost her temper.
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