153 Chapter 150 Trying Too Hard (2/2)

Of course, she did. She already had the golems growing and her daggers out.

”Shavist! Stella, it's a portal between realms. Someone is summoning something through it!”

In front of them, a wrinkle appeared in the air. As they braced for whatever was going to pop out, it suddenly inverted. Joseph had just enough time to protect Stella from being cut in half as he was being sucked in. It wasn't summoning something to them, it was summing him somewhere else.

x.x.xxX

After the light faded, Joseph found himself standing on a large stone magic circle.

”Welcome hero.”

He turned to see a beautiful woman in a s.e.xy priestess dress. If Sylva was a 10, this woman would be about an 8, but her charm magic was pitiful. She was really trying to sell it far too hard.

(OH, FOR THE LOVE OF..! LISTEN, JOSEPH, YOU CAN'T JUDGE ME FOR THINGS IN MY PAST. I WAS YOUNG. I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.)

'What system?'

”Hero, G.o.d has sent you to us, to aid us in our hour of most desperate need.”

a.n.a.lYZE CREATURE.

He cast it on the rune inside of him, to keep the group of guards and other priests, in the room from realizing he was casting a spell.

It magnificently, didn't work.

(JOSEPH, EVERY REALM OPERATES MANA DIFFERENTLY TO CAST SPELLS. YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO USE YOUR MAGIC HERE.)

'Screw that, system. I learned spells directly from the runes. They should work anywhere. You might change the amount of gravity in a new realm but you can't go to an even vaguely similar realm and not have gravity.'

a.n.a.lYZE CREATURE. a.n.a.lYZE CREATURE. a.n.a.lYZE CREATURE.

(I'M TELLING YOU IT'S NOT THAT EASY.)

a.n.a.lYZE CREATURE.

'Oh, I need to add 1/10 of pi to everything.'

a.n.a.lYZE CREATURE.

'Finally, it works. System, what kind of shavist are you trying to pull?'

(WOW, THAT WORKED?! UM… I TOLD YOU NOT TO JUDGE ME BASED ON A FAILED BETA VERSION. EVEN I'M NOT SURE HOW THIS GOT RELEASED.)

”Oh, great hero, sent by the G.o.ds, please tell us your name.”

Joseph stared at the information from the priestess.

Name: Lilianna Roshark

Status: 2nd princess

Race: Human

Job: Saintess

Level: 27

Hp: 54

Mp: 123

Str:12

Dex:22

Magic:70

Then he looked at his own.

Name: Joseph Aurum

Status: ***** **** (Rogue King)

Job: **** ****** (Rune Master)

Level: 1

Hp: **

Mp: *****+

Str: ***

Dex: ***

Magic: ***+

This didn't bode well…

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