Part 29 (2/2)

”Thankye, Mr. Finn, thankye. We shall be more comfortable doing business sitting, shan't we?” Whereupon the horrid little man drew himself close in to the fire, and spreading out his leathern case upon his knees, began to turn over one suspicious bit of paper after another, as though he were uncertain in what part of his portfolio lay this identical bit which he was seeking. He seemed to be quite at home, and to feel that there was no ground whatever for hurry in such comfortable quarters. Phineas hated him at once,--with a hatred altogether unconnected with the difficulty which his friend Fitzgibbon had brought upon him.

”Here it is,” said Mr. Clarkson at last. ”Oh, dear me, dear me! the third of November, and here we are in March! I didn't think it was so bad as this;--I didn't indeed. This is very bad,--very bad! And for Parliament gents, too, who should be more punctual than anybody, because of the privilege. Shouldn't they now, Mr. Finn?”

”All men should be punctual, I suppose,” said Phineas.

”Of course they should; of course they should. I always say to my gents, 'Be punctual, and I'll do anything for you.' But, perhaps, Mr.

Finn, you can hand me a cheque for this amount, and then you and I will begin square.”

”Indeed I cannot, Mr. Clarkson.”

”Not hand me a cheque for it!”

”Upon my word, no.”

”That's very bad;--very bad indeed. Then I suppose I must take the half, and renew for the remainder, though I don't like it;--I don't indeed.”

”I can pay no part of that bill, Mr. Clarkson.”

”Pay no part of it!” and Mr. Clarkson, in order that he might the better express his surprise, arrested his hand in the very act of poking his host's fire.

”If you'll allow me, I'll manage the fire,” said Phineas, putting out his hand for the poker.

But Mr. Clarkson was fond of poking fires, and would not surrender the poker. ”Pay no part of it!” he said again, holding the poker away from Phineas in his left hand. ”Don't say that, Mr. Finn. Pray don't say that. Don't drive me to be severe. I don't like to be severe with my gents. I'll do anything, Mr. Finn, if you'll only be punctual.”

”The fact is, Mr. Clarkson, I have never had one penny of consideration for that bill, and--”

”Oh, Mr. Finn! oh, Mr. Finn!” and then Mr. Clarkson had his will of the fire.

”I never had one penny of consideration for that bill,” continued Phineas. ”Of course, I don't deny my responsibility.”

”No, Mr. Finn; you can't deny that. Here it is;--Phineas Finn;--and everybody knows you, because you're a Parliament gent.”

”I don't deny it. But I had no reason to suppose that I should be called upon for the money when I accommodated my friend, Mr.

Fitzgibbon, and I have not got it. That is the long and the short of it. I must see him and take care that arrangements are made.”

”Arrangements!”

”Yes, arrangements for settling the bill.”

”He hasn't got the money, Mr. Finn. You know that as well as I do.”

”I know nothing about it, Mr. Clarkson.”

”Oh yes, Mr. Finn; you know; you know.”

”I tell you I know nothing about it,” said Phineas, waxing angry.

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