Chapter 2 (1/1)

shi+nigami hime no saikon (死神姫の再婚) Chapter 2

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Main girl: Alicia

Lolicon: Raisen

Honkers: Nora

New Addition ~ ♪( ´▽｀)

Angry: Theonardo

Last we left off, Lolicon said it’s tie ceremony Which is basically: I take you to be my bitch, you take me as your pimp Sweet We’re done d(>w<)b his=”” maids=”” are=”” like,=”” wtf=”” dude=”” at=”” least=”” let=”” her=”” wear=”” a=”” wedding=”” dress=”” he=”” says=”” main=”” chick=”” doesn’t=”” want=”” to=”” do=”” the=”” whole=”” forh,=”” the=”” o=”” through=”” all=”” fancy=”” sain=”” –=”” she=”” didn’t=”” like=”” wearing=”” her=”” wedding=”” dress=”” during=”” her=”” first=”” e=”” because=”” it=”” was=”” heavy=”” and=”” uncomfortable=”” and=”” the=”” quicker=”” she=”” and=”” lolicon=”” get=”” married,=”” the=”” better=”” because=”” she’ll=”” be=”” set=”” (and=”” if=”” dude=”” kicks=”” the=”” bucket,=”” guess=”” who’s=”” going=”” to=”” be=”” rolling=”” in=”” his=”” fortune?=””>

Maids: (ಠ_ಠ)

Just as the ceremony (if you can even call it that) is just about over, some dude smacks the doors open and is all I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIAGE! I’m too lazy to look at his official title but he’s soainst Lolicon because Lolicon is a tyrant who did shi+t that was bad and yeah Right noe’re not given details so I’ about ┐(‘～`；)┌ Dude (who I’ry) says he’s here to save o lick reatly saddened by how pathetic this kissing scene was No one was blushi+ng except for Angry :< with that=”” kiss,=”” he=”” and=”” main=”” chick=”” are=”” married suck=”” it=”” boy=”” ~=”” i=”” winz=”” hohohohohoho (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞=””angry=”” gets=”” even=”” =”” because=”” lolicon’s=”” guards=”” have=”” subdued=”” angry’s=”” guards=”” while=”” they=”” were=”” talking=”” xd=”” lolicon=”” tells=”” angry=”” to=”” beat=”” it=”” which=”” angry=”” does=”” unhappily,=”” saying=”” he’ll=”” be=””>

Now that things have settled down, Lolicon tells Honkers to take main chick to her quarters FYI, Honkers doesn’t like main chick (but main chick is too dumb to see this ;) Main chick is happy by how nasty everything in her roo dress thatceremony Turns out Honkers made it by hand When complemented, Honkers says she had no idea what e trololol Ruirl with three eyes who had horns sticking out of her headShe was also the size of aon hiiant man feet

Okay what man would voluntarily want to marry a woman rumored to have three eyes, horns, is the size of aon him!?

(ಠ_ಠ) HOW DESPERATE ARE YOU FOR sex SIR!?

[Lol, I just thought of this but I wonder if he was as disappointed as she hen she found her soon-to-be-husband had a head He must have been all, :( where’s her horns? xDDDDD]

Thedress for someone the size of a mountain would take a lot of cloth… (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

Honkers facepalular She tells main chick if it weren’t for main chick, she’d probably be Lolicon’s wife since she’s his lover and they passionately spank each other all night long Yadda Yadda and leaves

Main chick: ( °٢° ) I like waffles

Yeah, she is NOT bothered at all about this fact She’s like, Lolicon is a rich bitch so it’s only naturally he have some nasty stories with his hoes ~ hoonderful ~

Chapter 2 end