Prologue (1/1)

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Main girl: Alicia

(anddddd yeah, no one else of iue except for the main chick xD)

Story starts off with a wedding The groo a whiny bitch He complains to the pastor/priest that his soon-to-be-wife isn’t rich or hot and doesn’t have a nice rack

Priest:The groom yells at his bride to hurry her ass up He wants to finish this wedding so he can go hang with his whore

Me: (ಠ_ಠ) the hell kind of shojo is this?

Well, before you all get riled up about what a jerkoff he is…he dies!

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ haha serves you right ~

…ht emoticon to use but whatever ~ xD

As Alicia is walking to the alter, a blur rushes by her A ht in front of Jerkoff The(his back is turned to us so I don’t knohat he did – he could have cupped Jerkoff for all I know xD) but the next thing we know, the cloakedout a second storyand Jerkoff is on the floor, bleeding dead Everyone is freaking the f out (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ because hey, the grooht in front of their eyes Only Alicia is calh in his escape (no one currently notices the shatteredI think because there is alass’s quality – it’s expensive stuff so it shouldn’t be soh it (lol really? xD That’s the first thing you thing to say in a situation like this? Well, doesn’t help that Jerkoff is a jerkoff…so screw concern for hi about hen her son is pooping hier of death (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

A year later, we see an elated Alicia’s grandpappy doing the happy dance – because despite Alicia’s first “husband” falling over deader thanthe nickname, Death Princess, he has found so her new husband SWEET!

Grandpa: And this tially et da money ;D

And so off Alicia goes to meet her new husband ~

“I wonder if he’s a headless knight, who appears fro a bloodstained sword in his hand? I can’t rule out vampire either…well ~ whichever Lord Raisen is works for me <>

o___O; what?

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