Part 8 (1/2)
”I was going on to say,” said Sidney, 'before you started on your running commentary of all your failed courses, that I will be directing my art course at the very same time as our young colleague and will be there at the Staff Development Centre to give him the benefit of my advice and guidance, as well as my undivided support and succour.”
”Huh!” snapped David. ”You'll not have any time to be giving him any undivided support and succour. You'll be too busy arguing with Connie as you always do.”
Before Sidney could respond, I stood up, walked behind him as he sat at his desk, put my hand on his shoulder and said, ”That is really very kind of you, Sidney. I might just ask Miss de la Mare to pop into a few of your sessions. After all, she is interested in the arts in school which covers your subject as well.”
”Ha, ha!” laughed David, throwing up his hands in the air. ”That's taken the smug expression off his face.”
A week before the course, I double-checked that all the arrangements were in place. Connie was fully briefed, the speakers had the dates in their diaries and all the details, course members and Miss de la Mare had received the programme, and the books and materials I was to use had been delivered. On the Friday evening before the course commenced, a bitterly cold night, I drove out to the Staff Development Centre to set out the tables and chairs, put up the exhibition of children's work and to make certain all the equipment was working. I expected to see a dark and deserted building but, as I pulled into the car park, I noticed that every room seemed to be lit up. Connie, in her predictable pose, with arms folded and the death-mask expression, stood in the entrance like some Eastern statue.
She made a sort of clucking noise as I entered. ”What are you doing here?” she asked bluntly.
”I've come to set up the rooms for tomorrow's poetry course,” I replied.
”You'll be lucky. I say you'll be lucky,” she snapped, giving a twisted smile. ”The place is as full as bingo night at the Empire. Everyone, bar the Queen and members of the royal family are in here tonight. It's bedlam. There's the vicar, him with the jeans and the motor bike, rehearsing his pantomime because the church hall's heating's off. There's the Brownies at the back like a h.o.a.rd of wild dervishes and a whole load of senior citizens in cowboy hats and great big boots line dancing in the reception area because the village hall's boiler's broke down too. Some of them can hardly stand up never mind trying to leap about to cowboy music. I've seen three of them with zimmers. I mean that floor's slippery I only polished it this morning. But would they listen? They shouldn't be out on a night like this. It's bitter. Do you want a cup of tea?”
”Yes, please, Connie.” I followed her down the corridor to the kitchen and, to be fair to her, there was a great cacophony of noise issuing from every room in the Centre. I took two cups and saucers from the cupboard and watched her as she filled the kettle.
”Mr. Clamp has just gone after setting up his artery course for tomorrow, leaving behind him the usual trail of destruction and debris. You might as well get back in your car and have a quiet Friday night in something which I was intending to do before I got the call from that dreadful Mrs. Savage at County Hall telling me to allow all these people in. ”As this is a time of peace and goodwill,” she says in that posh voice of hers and as if b.u.t.ter wouldn't melt, ”we are making the premises available for the church drama group, the Brownies and the senior citizens' dance club, since their pipes are frozen up and they are desperate. I'm sure we can help out.” I said to her, ”What's with the 'we'? It's all very well making the premises available but it's me what has to stay and supervise and give up my Friday night as well.” I said to her, ”It's not you who'll be having to deal with the trendy vicar, an unco-operative Brown Owl and a posse of geriatric line dancers and Mr. Clamp to boot.” She had no answer to that I can tell you!” She opened a tin of biscuits. ”Mind you, I'm on double time. Do you want a Garibaldi?”
I had a sinking feeling that David's prophecies about doomed courses were about to come true. ”So, I can't set up my rooms for tomorrow, then?” I asked.
”Not unless you want to negotiate with the Brownies and the OAP line dancers, you can't.”
”What time will they be finished, do you think?”
”Well, this place is being locked up at nine, come h.e.l.l or high water.”
”I'd better leave it until tomorrow then, Connie,” I said. ”I'll be here early to set things up, if that's all right.”
”I'm opening up at seven, as per usual,” she replied as I started to go. ”Don't you want a cup of tea then?”
”No, I'll get off.” I was thinking that I might give Christine a ring and see if she would like to go out for a drink.
Connie followed me out of the main door, as if to see some undesirable off the premises. It was then that I noticed the flower. Outside the entrance to the Centre, in a large wooden tub full of pale spiky gra.s.s and the withered remains of summer blooms, was a splash of red. It was a large flower with crimson leaves.
”What do you make of that, Connie?” I asked.
”It's an alopecia.”
”A whatT ”I noticed it this evening when Mr. Clamp was unloading his stuffed animals for his artery course. I mentioned it to him. I said I had never seen a flower like that growing in December, except winter pansies. He said it was a hardy winter variety of alopecia that flourishes in the frost.”
”I don't know much about flowers, but it looks like a geranium to me.”
”It's a scarlet alopecia,” said Connie. ”Mr. Clamp says that they only flower every ten years and that they like the cold. They're quite rare actually. He suggested I write to that gardening programme. What do you think?”
”I think Mr. Clamp's got a vivid imagination, Connie, that's what I think.”
”So you don't think it's an alopecia then?”
”As I said, it looks like a geranium to me. but I've never seen one bloom in the winter, not outdoors, at any rate.” I poked the earth surrounding the flower and it was as hard as iron. ”It's very strange, I have to admit.”
To the strains of some very loud tw.a.n.ging country and western song, the shrieks of excited little girls and the picture of Connie in my rear view mirror staring at the flower, I drove home. I hoped I could persuade Christine to come out for that drink. I needed to have my mind taken off the course the next day. As it turned out, I need not have worried so much but Christine did provide the perfect diversion.
The next morning I arrived at the Centre bright and very early. I checked the equipment, arranged the tables and chairs, set up the exhibition in the large room where the course was to take place and waited nervously for the first teachers to arrive. Even though I had run courses before, I could not help being rather on edge. David's words kept coming back to me. Would my speakers turn up? If they did, would they be well received? What would I do if I got a group of difficult teachers? Was the programme relevant? Suppose the heating went off? To occupy myself, and take my mind off things which might go wrong, I began to write a short poem, taking as a theme the flower which had bloomed miraculously in the cold weather. Very soon I had written a couple of verses which I ent.i.tled ”Red Bloom of Winter'. I compared the flower to 'a splash of blood on the dark earth', describing it as 'a crimson cl.u.s.ter hidden in the gra.s.s, straight stemmed, defiant'; it was 'a bright life in the midst of death'. I was deep into creating vivid imagery when the door opened and Connie made an entrance, holding a brush like a weapon.
”There's a woman in reception wanting to see you. I thought at first it was one of the geriatric line dancers come back to collect her zimmer but she said you were expecting her. Sounded like ”Fella Beware”.”
”Miss de la Mare,” I whispered to myself. ”She's the HMI I told you about, Connie,” I said, jumping to my feet and hurrying to the door.
”Well, I hope she's not blocked my entrance,” grumbled Connie, following me down the corridor.
Miss de la Mare was not as I expected her to be. I imagined a solid, ample woman with savagely cropped grey hair, small severe mouth and hard glittery eyes, the kind that make you think that at any moment you are about to be pounced on. I expected her to be dressed, as George Lapping had described her, in thick brown tweeds, heavy brogues and in a hat the shape of a flowerpot. The woman waiting for me in the entrance was very different. She was a plump, cheerful-looking woman with a round face freckled like a good egg, and neatly bobbed silver hair. She was dressed in a coat as bright and as red as a letter box with a long multicoloured scarf draped around her neck.
”Mr. Phinn,” she proclaimed, shaking my hand vigorously. ”Winifred de la Mare. Good of you to let me come. Really looking forward to joining you. Now, I know that you will have lots to do, so don't mind me. You just crack on with what you have to do. I'll just tootle off and mingle with the teachers when they begin to arrive. Oh, by the way, I noticed in the course booklet that there's an art course going on at the same time. Do you think your colleague would mind if I popped in this afternoon?”
”He would be delighted, I'm sure,” I replied gleefully.
”Good show!” She peered around her before adding, ”I don't suppose there's a chance of a cup of tea? I've travelled a fair distance this morning.”
”Of course,” I replied turning to Connie, who was loitering in the background. ”I wonder if Miss de la Mare could'
Before I could complete my request, Connie set off in the direction of the kitchen, announcing that if my visitor would care to follow her, she would put the kettle on. As they strolled off, I caught a s.n.a.t.c.h of their conversation.
”You keep this Centre very neat and tidy.”
”I try my best and you can't do any more than that.”
I had an idea, from that moment on, that the course would be a success.
To my great relief, my opening lecture and the morning workshops were well received. The teachers were good-humoured and genuinely interested and took part in all the a.s.signments with great enthusiasm. Miss de la Mare, despite her rather overbearing manner and her frequent interruptions, proved to be most amicable and involved herself fully in all the activities, joining the discussions and even tackling the writing tasks.
At lunch-time I introduced the HMI to Sidney. He was holding forth to several young women teachers who had gathered around him in the dining area. They were staring up at him as wide-eyed as infants.
”Miss de la Mare,” I said when Sidney looked up and gave me a surrept.i.tious wink, 'may I introduce my colleague who is the Creative and Visual Arts Inspector?”
”Winifred de la Mare!” she barked.
Sidney's smile stretched from ear to ear and could have been seen a few hundred yards away. ”I am delighted to meet you, Miss de la Mare,” he said. ”I hope you are enjoying the poetry course.”
”Very much,” she said briskly.
”Miss de la Mare is wondering if she might join you for the remainder of the day,” I said with such a wonderfully smug feeling.
The fixed smile waned a little on Sidney's face. ”Join me?” he said. ”You would like to join me?”
”If you have no objection,” said Miss de la Mare.
I recalled my earlier conversation with Sidney. He really had no choice in the matter. The question was merely rhetorical.
”I should be delighted,” he said, with little conviction in his voice.