Part 22 (1/2)

Whirligigs O. Henry 44050K 2022-07-22

”Thar's two hundred dollars, Mr. Goree; what you would call a fa'r price for a feud that's been 'lowed to run down like yourn hev.

Thar's only you left to cyar' on yo' side of it, and you'd make mighty po' killin'. I'll take it off yo' hands, and it'll set me and Missis Garvey up among the quality. Thar's the money.”

The little roll of currency on the table slowly untwisted itself, writhing and jumping as its folds relaxed. In the silence that followed Garvey's last speech the rattling of the poker chips in the court-house could be plainly heard. Goree knew that the sheriff had just won a pot, for the subdued whoop with which he always greeted a victory floated across the square upon the crinkly heat waves.

Beads of moisture stood on Goree's brow. Stooping, he drew the wicker-covered demijohn from under the table, and filled a tumbler from it.

”A little corn liquor, Mr. Garvey? Of course you are joking about-- what you spoke of? Opens quite a new market, doesn't it? Feuds.

Prime, two-fifty to three. Feuds, slightly damaged--two hundred, I believe you said, Mr. Garvey?”

Goree laughed self-consciously.

The mountaineer took the gla.s.s Goree handed him, and drank the whisky without a tremor of the lids of his staring eyes. The lawyer applauded the feat by a look of envious admiration. He poured his own drink, and took it like a drunkard, by gulps, and with shudders at the smell and taste.

”Two hundred,” repeated Garvey. ”Thar's the money.”

A sudden pa.s.sion flared up in Goree's brain. He struck the table with his fist. One of the bills flipped over and touched his hand. He flinched as if something had stung him.

”Do you come to me,” he shouted, ”seriously with such a ridiculous, insulting, darned-fool proposition?”

”It's fa'r and squar',” said the squirrel hunter, but he reached out his hand as if to take back the money; and then Goree knew that his own flurry of rage had not been from pride or resentment, but from anger at himself, knowing that he would set foot in the deeper depths that were being opened to him. He turned in an instant from an outraged gentleman to an anxious chafferer recommending his goods.

”Don't be in a hurry, Garvey,” he said, his face crimson and his speech thick. ”I accept your p-p-proposition, though it's dirt cheap at two hundred. A t-trade's all right when both p-purchaser and b-buyer are s-satisfied. Shall I w-wrap it up for you, Mr. Garvey?”

Garvey rose, and shook out his broadcloth. ”Missis Garvey will be pleased. You air out of it, and it stands Coltrane and Garvey. Just a sc.r.a.p ov writin', Mr. Goree, you bein' a lawyer, to show we traded.”

Goree seized a sheet of paper and a pen. The money was clutched in his moist hand. Everything else suddenly seemed to grow trivial and light.

”Bill of sale, by all means. 'Right, t.i.tle, and interest in and to'

. . . 'forever warrant and--' No, Garvey, we'll have to leave out that 'defend,'” said Goree with a loud laugh. ”You'll have to defend this t.i.tle yourself.”

The mountaineer received the amazing screed that the lawyer handed him, folded it with immense labour, and laced it carefully in his pocket.

Goree was standing near the window. ”Step here,” he said, raising his finger, ”and I'll show you your recently purchased enemy. There he goes, down the other side of the street.”

The mountaineer crooked his long frame to look through the window in the direction indicated by the other. Colonel Abner Coltrane, an erect, portly gentleman of about fifty, wearing the inevitable long, double-breasted frock coat of the Southern lawmaker, and an old high silk hat, was pa.s.sing on the opposite sidewalk. As Garvey looked, Goree glanced at his face. If there be such a thing as a yellow wolf, here was its counterpart. Garvey snarled as his unhuman eyes followed the moving figure, disclosing long, amber-coloured fangs.

”Is that him? Why, that's the man who sent me to the pen'tentiary once!”

”He used to be district attorney,” said Goree carelessly. ”And, by the way, he's a first-cla.s.s shot.”

”I kin hit a squirrel's eye at a hundred yard,” said Garvey. ”So that thar's Coltrane! I made a better trade than I was thinkin'. I'll take keer ov this feud, Mr. Goree, better'n you ever did!”

He moved toward the door, but lingered there, betraying a slight perplexity.

”Anything else to-day?” inquired Goree with frothy sarcasm. ”Any family traditions, ancestral ghosts, or skeletons in the closet?

Prices as low as the lowest.”

”Thar was another thing,” replied the unmoved squirrel hunter, ”that Missis Garvey was thinkin' of. 'Tain't so much in my line as t'other, but she wanted partic'lar that I should inquire, and ef you was willin', 'pay fur it,' she says, 'fa'r and squar'.' Thar's a buryin'

groun', as you know, Mr. Goree, in the yard of yo' old place, under the cedars. Them that lies thar is yo' folks what was killed by the Coltranes. The monyments has the names on 'em. Missis Garvey says a fam'ly buryin' groun' is a sho' sign of quality. She says ef we git the feud, thar's somethin' else ought to go with it. The names on them monyments is 'Goree,' but they can be changed to ourn by--”