Vol 2 Chapter 12 (1/2)
The peaceful every day of Blackhazel Manor like any other day, like it has been as always
I feel like I’ve said so similar before
Everything is easier to deal with on the sidelines; if soht now I’d look like someone completely unrelated to this matter
That night, Blackhazel Manor
This disaster currently taking place in my room has already left the boundary of ‘peaceful every day of Blackhazel Manor’ far, far into the left field
“Prepare yourself, Onii-sama! I will not let you off this time!”
“J-Just to clarify, I actually really, really hate doing this! I’ this for Onee-sama’s sake because I have no choice!”
Barging straight into my room, the Blackhazel sisters, Maria and Dorothy talked in turn
Blushi+ng their cheeks like a ripe persimmon, they were quick to point out their reluctance in this matter
“Oi, oi! I’ you now, just stop now!”
Anyways, what’s with that mysterious heart at the end of their sentence? It’s like some inexplicable narration technique, like one with a pretty star… etc, so like that
“Right then, Dorothy, grab Onii-sama’s other arm!”
“J-Just a sec, Onee-sama! If we each take his arms, then ill take care of the all-important actual attack?”
“…That, Lily will do”
And the third party that dove into the struggles of the Blackhazel sisters was none other than Lily, et Lily in fact
“W-Wait, Lily! This here is a world for adults of great position and concentration! Surely a little kid like you would be better way over there?! Watching this wouldn’t be good for a growing kid anyway!”
“…Lily, not young”
Fro none-too-plausible, it see whatever that ca, I suppose
Ahh, I really don’t like this at all
“W-Wait, Lily! I will not allow any cutting in line here! Even Onii-sama himself decided to save his first time for his precious little sister!”
“Stop right there! Don’tweird like that on your own! I never did resolve for this!”
Perhaps Maria thought she couldn’t hand over the lead to her just like this I’ a kid like Lily her rival, but who knohy
“Y-You’re denying it? If that’s the case, then all along, this girl’s purity she offered up was nothing more than a toy for you…”
Maria was up in tears, her body giving off an aura of sorrow everywhere, like a tragic heroine in a sad movie
“T-Toy!? You, you… Just what did you do to my Onee-sama…!”
From Maria’srolled to an unprecedented size, rese around in a loop
“Hmph You… player?”
With that one colue and did a little victor’s smile In response, Maria pro shi+p
“You guys! What did I even do to deserve all this!? I’m the innocent one here!”
“Ah, I heard this saying about how heroes love beauties! Yes, even if Onii-sa but an unfaithful, uncontrollable sexual deviant that gets horny for little girls, I can put up with that But Onii-sa only I— Maria Lunalady Blackhazel can protect, so no one else can!”
“Hhtly”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I’ you, please just stay quiet!”
Like I said, unnecessary talking brings unnecessary misfortune
There’s nothing flaith sayings like that
Yes, but what I’o not to the person that blabbered theirto do with it instead?
At this point however, I knew coood, that much I realized
The thing was that, the moment I accepted my role as “Maria Lunalady Blackhazel’s Onii-sama” in this household, I knew this would be a fate I couldn’t avoid
“But still, I’ue The ti’s way too off for that!”
“…Ti, not that off”
So even If I cried and wailed day after day like this, no one was going to pay me any attention in the end
Even if there were so many people around me
◇◆◇When I cairls in the same place
In a garden of prunus trees, a blizzard of flower petals swirling about
It see
“Uuuu! Maria onee-saaan!”
Again and again, the sa the same clip over and over
There was another girl I couldn’t recognize hidden in Maria’s silhouette
Just as that girl?
A silver-coloured scent of prunus faintly scattered like petals in the wind and tickled my sinus
Yes
She smelled of prunus
Her colour was an incomparable white; close to a silvery void
The ain flickered out
◇◆◇Still aching with headache, a fa entered my viehen I opened my eyes; my room in the Blachkazel Manor
“What ith that dream?”
It wasn’t the first time this happened either
It felt really out-of-place forlike that
To describe it, one could say it was a foreshadowing of sort that felt strangely realistic If someone fao down in history,like that
Anyway, I felt it was natural that waking up caet out of bed
Movingto life, I noticed there was a certain heavy pressure heaving me down on my chest
“Hmm?”
Shaking off my still-asleep head, I looked around me for the source of discomfort
“Fuyaaahn~”
The first thing I found was Dorothy nested, asleep on the bed with a content smile on her face, coiled around my body like I was some body-sized pillow
TurningI found was Lily and Maria also sound asleep on h if I had to talk about their difference in sleeping habits, I would have to say that there was a considerable gap between them
And I, now present in front of this all-too faulfed in a wave of terror that would be better suited if I atching a horror movie by Takashi+ Miike
There’s a huge gap between reality and fictions now, I see
In any case, as soon as Dorothy wakes up and sees this, I’ll surely be heading right off to a bad end
With that quick thinking into wake her up, when she suddenly:
“Ahh ♪ That’s good, Onee-samaa…”
Muttering out randorip
It’s soth isn’t soe 17-year old would nor et out of this situation ASAP
Wiggle wiggle
Try as Ito weaken Dorothy’s embrace
“Ahh, Onee-sama, how bold ♪”
Escaping is one thing, but I think I just made it less likely
In this inconvenient situation, I can do nothing but swear profusely as Dorothy ive you even my most secretive place… ♪”
No, I don’t need it There’s no need to give it to me in the first place!
And I’m your brother, not your sister!
Paying no attention to rabbed my hand and placed it on her breast
If someone else saw this, then it would look like an absolute case of sexual harasset ‘first-class pervert’ branded on my forehead for this Absolutely!
“Ha, hahaha, let’s not panic here”
Yeah, I’ toAt tiically and oes, ‘Even in a tiger’s den, thinking calmly will help you survive’
Alright, let’s calm down and count to a prime number
A pri but by itself and 1
I heard that counting to a prihts
“Eh?”
While I was busy reclai like an uncolare behind my head
Looking back slowly, I found Lily staring at me
Her eyes shi+ning with an unnatural alertness, Lily was looking at my ith a smile on her face
“Er… Um, Lily?”
Herentlest voice I could e and called out to Lily
“Fufu”
shi+ver
It didn’t take long for that trouble yet to coht into reality
Still lying down, Lily extended her arht into Dorothy’s cheek
“Hey, heyheyheyheyhey, stop it, please stop it!”
Poke
Watching that, I felt like I was the president of the United States, who just pressed on the nuke launch button heading straight into the heart of Russia Accidentally, of course
In that heart-i face
She was still sleeping, with not a care in the world
Good news in a bad news, thankfully
“R-Right, before Dorothy wakes up, I’onna attempt another escap…”
shi+vers still tingle my spine I didn’t even finish ain
Poke, again
She once again lightly poked Dorothy’s cheek
Ba dump
Ba dump
She still wasn’t waking up
Well that’s that Of course, the strong and hty Dorothy wasn’t about to wake from her sleep because of a petty poke to the cheek
This fight, it’s my victory!
…
Well, while I was thinking so a false sense of security…
“…Not so fast”
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“Oh ain!”
What folloas an indiscriminate airstrike
◇◆◇“Let me liveeeee!!”
And then the climax
Our young intrepid explorer Siyoung had discovered the underground dungeon beneath the ancient ruin and accidentally activated the traps and the evil demon lord within!
By the way, the name of the demon lord would be DorothyWell, it’s always like this in the end
Running for h the mansion, she finally cornered me into a dead end, nowhere to escape to
Ahhh, it’s quite the situation for our clionist to be in
If there was probleonists set themselves out of situations like this
“Fufufu… There’s nowhere to go now…”
“H- Hang on! You’rehere!”
“No need for words!”
What I received in return was only primitive violence
“Hey, hey! Just exactly what did I do to you?”
“W- What did you do!? You’re seriously asking that? You did & and !&! to a sleeping lady, and you even went ahead and did !! in the end, and you’re trying to act dumb now!?”
Lily, you stupid et…
“Thanks to you, I can’t ever get married now!!”
“Listen to yourself! You’re ressive enough that they don’t care about pre-mari… Fuhah!”
Bah my sentence
“You stupid idiot… Just die right now!!”
There are things you can say and things you can’t But this is just way too much!
“Hey hey! It hurts! Stop! J-Just hang on a sec! I have so to say!”
“What? What do you need to say?”
Dorothy stopped her fists for a moment
Her overpowering expression seeet back to beating you up’ I tried to coet me out of this pinch I was in
“Er, if you don’t have anything, then can I get back to punching you?”