C14 (1/2)
After Faang Wei knocked on the door, the person who opened the door was an old man who was around sixty years old, and he looked quite similar to Fang Geyin.
Seeing this man, Faang Wei was immediately overjoyed: ”Third Uncle!”
The old man who was called Third Uncle saw Fang Geyin, then looked at God of Happiness behind Fang Geyin, his expression somewhat surprised: ”Lord Fifth.”
Fang Geyin nodded his head, faced the sky and scattered a stack of paper money, then said clearly: ”Please enter the cabinet, God of Happiness.”
Behind him, God of Happiness's body was stiff as he walked step by step into the house, standing straight behind the door. Third Uncle's expression did not seem to calm down, and only asked after Fang Geyin finished the procedures: ”Master Wu, didn't you leave the mountain behind? ”Why did you take the initiative and bring Menglong here today?”
”Third Uncle,” Faang Wei said with slight displeasure. ”My name is Faang Wei.”
You are the first grandson of the young generation, and according to the ranks of the Fang family, you should be called Meng Long, but because of the arrogance in your fifth master's heart, if I were to give you such a name, I am not going to call you. ”
Fang Geyin brushed off the dust on his body, and said indifferently: ”The people from Wei Family have not come to cause trouble recently, have they?”
I am originally from a side branch of the Fang family, so why would it be in their way? Besides, the disciples of the Wei Family have to stay with me for a long time, so they would still give me some face. However, in terms of travel, I have a small advantage.” ”It's a good thing that I planted some bamboo on the mountain. I can sell it for a bit, otherwise, I would really starve to death here.
Fang Geyin said with a heavy face: ”It's been hard on you, the people from the Wei Family are getting more and more outrageous. The Fang family has set up an inn for corpses, which is convenient for the disciples of the Zhuyou to travel. This is a rule that has been passed down for thousands of years; When the inn fell, the Zhuyou disciples were not able to walk, and could not earn money, they were the last to be harmed! ”
It's a good thing that the Wei Family have always been high up in the sky, taking in disciples extremely strictly. There aren't many with the surname Wei who come to my place every year, but more and more disciples of Wu Family and Wu Family have come, so the business of getting rid of corpses has basically been monopolized by these two families.
Fang Geyin was puzzled. ”Where are the people from Wang Family?”
”Wang Family?” Third Uncle laughed heartily, ”I haven't seen him in almost twenty years. Let's not talk about all these, I am just curious about the level of God of Happiness in this world that requires you to personally go there. ”
Fang Geyin took out the smoke gun that he brought along with him. Third Uncle immediately lit a fire for him and slowly smoked, ”Do you still remember what happened 18 years ago?”
Third Uncle's expression immediately changed, and he quickly said: ”Fifth Master, you and Meng Long are tired right? I'll go prepare breakfast, after that you guys can rest, I'll guard the lamp.”
After he spoke, he ran to the back of the house to hide.
Faang Wei saw that Third Uncle's actions were abnormal and immediately asked: ”Grandfather, what happened eighteen years ago, how did you scare Third Uncle to that extent? You can't even mention it. ”
”It's not just him who doesn't dare, no one in the entire Zhuyou is willing to bring it up again. Alright, let's go check out the seven orifices of the God of Happiness, see if the Chenchen Sand has fallen off, and if it falls off or falls down, fill it up once more, and don't let the seven orifices breathe again.”
Fang Geyin took out a stack of peach wood talismans from his bosom and handed it over to his grandson, saying: ”Stick this talisman on your forehead, chest, arms, and knees; don't worry. Only by pasting this talisman on a new one will you be able to remove the old talisman.
Faang Wei did as he said, Fang Geyin took out his hometown lamp and lit it in the southeast corner. The flames rose up and brought out smoke time and time again, warming the somewhat eerie and terrifying house.
When everything was done, Third Uncle walked out from the kitchen at the back. He held a few bowls and plates in his hands and said awkwardly while looking at Faang Wei: ”This is a countryside place, there's nothing to entertain you all with. But these are all grown in your own garden, they are cleaner than the ones in the city.”