Chapter 4 - His Majesty Catches A Flower Thief1 (2/2)

Bright yellow dragon boots appear in front of his eyes. Gu Yuanbai raised his feet to lift the assassin’s face. If there was no blood on this face, it would have look graceful but unshowy with those bright eyes. This was the face of a noble gongzi.

The assassin blinked away the blood at the side of his eye and looked up at the emperor carefully. Close up, even the emperor’s slender wrists were within his sight. He earnestly and sincerely said, “Your Majesty, this commoner is truly only blinded by lust for a moment.”

The corner of the emperor’s lips slightly rose, “You think Zhen believed it?”

Every place was like jade, and yet more honorable than jade. The sweat that flowed out of these skin and flesh that was nurtured with pampering probably smelled fragrant.

The assassin felt his heart itch. The boots that lifted his chin smelled fragrant. He explained, “This little one saw you outside the palace. Never expected you to enter the palace nor expected you are the emperor.”

Gu Yuanbai looked down at him and laughed grimly for quite a while before he spoke, “Throw him into the prison and properly interrogate.”

The Imperial Bodyguards dragged the man out. The assassin was still smiling while his eyes wondered around inside the palace hall, yet his peripheral vision never left the emperor.

Gu Yuanbai coughed a few times as he looked at his smiling face coldly.

After the man was dragged out, the Captain of the Imperial Bodyguard took the lead and knelt in front of Gu Yuanbai. Gu Yuanbai glanced at them and refused to let them get up. Only after a good while that he calmed down and said, “Never again.”

Such a thief was let to rush to the front of the Xuanzheng10 Hall inside the Grand Imperial Palace.

Were all the guards in the palace useless?!

It was a shame that the assassin’s mouth was full of nonsense. Gu Yuanbai thought hard about who could be sending him, but his head began to ache at this time.

He rubbed his forehead with a slight frown. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Zhang Xu was looking at him. Gu Yuanbai frowned, “What?”

Captain of the Imperial Bodyguard bowed his head in shame, “Your Majesty, your servant [I] will not let such a thing happen again.”

“Go and investigate where it went wrong,” Gu Yuanbai said coldly, “Zhen wants to see who left him a doghole!”

After the Captain of the Imperial Bodyguard withdrawn, Tian Fusheng scrutinized the emperor’s complexion and persuaded, “Your Majesty, it’s time to eat.”

After a good while of persuasion, Gu Yuanbai reluctantly nodded and let him bring up the meal. A moment later, a table of exotic delicacies was placed in front of Gu Yuanbai.

However, no matter how delicious it was, a person would be tired of eating it for three years. Gu Yuanbai had no appetite. After he moved his chopsticks once, he didn’t want to move it again. He couldn’t help thinking of a series of delicious foods, such as a scrambled egg with tomato, hot pot barbecue, hamburger, and coke.

In particular, tomatoes. Gu Yuanbai used to be apathetic to tomatoes before, but in recent years, he almost became obsessive about tomatoes. He craved it when he thought of its sweet and sour taste. However, the tomato was introduced into China in the Ming Dynasty. He craved it so much now that he drooled since he couldn’t eat this big red fruit.

Once he thought of food, it couldn’t be stopped. Gu Yuanbai’s anger dispersed and only craving was left now. There were no hot peppers in Great Heng Dynasty at present. Currently, the spiciness in dishes was mostly mixed with spicy seasonings such as Sichuan pepper, cornel, ginger, mustard, betel, and so on. This body was weak and could not eat spicy food, so Gu Yuanbai seldom encountered spicy taste in the past three years.

After thinking about all kinds of food in his mind, Gu Yuanbai pondered for a while. Then, he beckoned someone and carefully instructed him before letting him go to the Imperial Kitchen to make a bowl of fried noodles in soybean sauce11 as per his instruction.

A moment later, a bowl of noodles covered with soybean sauce was put in front of Gu Yuanbai, with scallions sprinkled on it. The aroma was lingering and the appearance was really good. Gu Yuanbai picked up the noodles, wrapped it in soybean sauce and meat, and fed it to his mouth. The appetizing aroma assailed his nostrils, which then raised his appetite.

Gu Yuanbai cleanly ate the bowl of noodles and was fully satisfied. Gu Yuanbai looked again at the delicacies on the table that had not been touched. He moved his finger and lazily instructed, “Let people make another bowl of noodles and give it to General Xue along with lotus-shaped duck slivers and golden tripe soup.”

“Yes.”

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General Xue personally received the food from the palace. The eunuch sent to deliver the dishes said with a smile, “General Xue is in the heart of His Majesty. When eating, His Majesty remembered General. There is also a bowl of noodles in the food box, which is a new dish that His Majesty asked the Imperial Kitchen to work out tonight. He specially asked this small one to bring a bowl for General to try it fresh.”

General Xue was moved and said in a deep voice, “The benevolence from His Majesty is vast. Your servant thanks His Majesty for the thought.”

The eunuch smiled with satisfaction and then left.

That night in Xue Residence.

The two dishes bestowed by the emperor were placed in the center, while the bowl of noodles was placed in front of General Xue himself. General Xue carefully mixed the noodles and took the first bite respectfully.

The old madam looked at him with a smile, “What His Majesty has given us can’t be wasted. Today, don’t be reserved. Lin-ger can also drink some wine.”

Second-gongzi Xue responded affirmatively. Seeing General Xue’s chopsticks lifted, he also raised his chopsticks and reached out to the bestowed dish in the middle. Halfway, Xue Yuan’s chopsticks hit him on the back of his hand with a forced smile, “Did I let you eat?”

In an instant, there was a red mark on the backhand of Second-gongzi Xue. He looked at the elders with a grievance. However, both the old madam and General Xue seemed not to have seen it. Second-gongzi Xue had to let go of that dish and turned to a dish of vegetables nearby.

Xue Yuan changed to a new pair of chopsticks. He looked at the two dishes in the middle, took a bite, and said, “After hitting with a stick, give jujube12. General Xue, the emperor treats you as a dog in training.”

“Then you are the son of a dog,” General Xue loudly said.

Xue Yuan was too lazy to argue with him. He concentrated on eating the imperial food from the palace. When he had eaten half, he suddenly spoke, “It’ll be the Lantern Festival Palace Banquet in a few days. I’ll go into the palace with you then.”

General Xue looked at him suspiciously and warned, “Don’t you think of doing anything to disgrace me.”

Xue Yuan drew up a gentle smile. He fished out the emperor’s handkerchief to wipe the dirty dust on his shoes. Then, he threw it on the ground and trampled it a few times. He said, “Why would I?”

That sick and weak emperor scolded him so hard in front of all the officials. Could he still dare to do any outrageous thing?