Vol 1 Chapter 3.2 (1/2)
VOLUME 1
[3rd Discussion: Part 2]
ON AIR
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Prez: “Sakurano Kurimu’s! All-Night Anytime-Anywhere!”
Sugisaki: “That broadcasting range is huge!”
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♪Opening BGM♪
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Prez: “Now, let’s get this started. Sakurano Kurimu’s All-Night Anytime-Anywhere.”
Chizuru: “But it isn’t night.”
Prez: “This program was brought to you by Fujimi Shobo.” (1)
Minatsu: “Why Fujimi Shobo……? Oi, that’s a pointless investment, not to mention excessive……”
Prez: “Well, our pay is nothing, we got the equipment and broadcasting slot for nothing, and we get nothing from the sponsor either.”
Mafuyu: “Then why did you read out a sponsor……?”
Prez: “Doesn’t it make the broadcast seem real? Yeah, that just now was very radio-like.”
Mafuyu: “…… Haa. But it doesn’t matter…”
Prez: “Hey Mafuyu-chan! That kind of att.i.tude is wrong! The listeners want more of an energetic girl conversation, like this!”
Mafuyu: “I, is that how it is……?”
Prez: “Yeah. Male listeners are like that.”
Sugisaki: “Hey hey hey hey! Why are you saying these insults to the listeners?! Are you trying to pick a fight with the students?!”
Prez: “Listeners exist because there’s a radio personality.”
Sugisaki: “Radio personalities exist because of listeners!”
Minatsu: “Oh, Ken said something extremely legitimate! Amazing! The radio’s effect is amazing!”
Prez: “……I guess. Looks like I was wrong, Sugisaki.”
Sugisaki: “It’s fine, as long as you understand……”
Prez: “Yes. As I thought, a certain amount of flattery is beneficial. Alright, I’m an adult!”
Sugisaki: “Like I said, saying something like that so boldly is –”
Prez: “The Letter Segment!”
Sugisaki: “She ignored me?! Even though we’re on the radio she refused to argue back and forth with me?!” (2)
Chizuru: “That’s the Aka-chan Quality.”
Sugisaki: “Why do you only say things at crucial moments like that?! Take the lead more often please!”
Chizuru: “…………”
Sugisaki: “Stop keeping silent while we’re on the radio!”
Prez: “Now then, let’s look at a letter.”
Sugisaki: “Moving on is more important?! Are you ignoring how the conversation is going?!”
Prez: “‘Everyone in the student council, guud ebening!’ Yes, guud ebening!” (3)
Sugisaki: “Eh? What’s with that embarra.s.sing greeting?! Is that a normal thing to do?”
The female group: “‘Guud ebening!’”
Sugisaki: “Is this some common knowledge that I didn’t know?”
Prez: “‘I always enjoy listening to All-Night Anytime-Anywhere.’ Thanks!”
Sugisaki: “That’s a lie! This is supposed to be the first broadcast!”
Prez: “Chonological order is just a minor issue, Sugisaki. Especially for the radio.”
Sugisaki: “It really is ‘Anytime-Anywhere!’”
Prez: “Oh, and I forgot to mention, but just in case, this is a live broadcast. We probably don’t have too many listeners, but you’ll hear us broadcast again tomorrow during lunch.”
Sugisaki: “No wonder we were able to get mail! Also, please be more careful with what you say!”
Prez: “Yes yes. Now, continuing with the mail. ‘By the way, I have a question for everyone. What sort of confession would make you happy? Right now, I’m in love, but I’m lost on how to confess. Kuri-nee, please give me some advice.’” (4)
Sugisaki: “He just called you ‘Kuri-nee!’ Even though you’re such a loli!”
Prez: “Well now…… This is a pretty hard problem. But, since you asked me, who’s experienced in love –”
Sugisaki: “Even though you haven’t even held hands with a guy before……”
Prez: “I think a normal confession should work fine.”
Sugisaki: “She gave some halfa.s.sed advice!!!!!!”
Prez: “What do you think Chizuru?”
Chizuru: “Well now……He should do as he sees fit. I have nothing to do with it.”
Sugisaki: “The radio personality was cold to the listener!!!!!!”
Prez: “What about you Mafuyu-chan?”
Mafuyu: “Eh? L, let’s see…… Um…… Mafuyu……….. Doesn’t really know.
Sugisaki: “And there’s the unthinkable ‘I don’t know!!!!!!’”
Prez: “And Minatsu?”
Minatsu: “Just go for it! That’s all!”
Sugisaki: “Treat the listener’s hearts more carefully!”
Prez: “The next letter. ‘I have your younger sister. If you want her back, put money –’ …… Hm? Huh? This is the wrong mail. Hey staff, get it together would you! Geez…… So, next.”
Sugisaki: “She just ignored it?! Can she really just easily ignore the contents of the letter just now?!”
Prez: “‘Everyone in the student council, guud ebening!’ Yes, guud ebening!”
The female group: “‘Guud ebening!’”
Sugisaki: “Like I said, why is this the thing everyone goes along with!? When did you plan that!?”
Prez: “‘Kuri-nee, what should I do? I need money fast…… My little sister was kidnapped and my parents have been running around raising money, but we haven’t gathered enough…… what should I do?’”
Sugisaki: “What a deep problem!!!!!! I mean, you should’ve called the police before mailing here! Moreover, this is unmistakably related to that mail from before!”
Prez: “Hmm…… well now. I know. To radio name: ‘Victim’s relative’-san, a present from Fujimi Shobo, ‘A Sizeable Sum of Collected Money!’ Just wait for it.”
Sugisaki: “Eeeeeeeehhh?! You have it prepared?! Moreover, you’re just going to arbitrarily take it from our sponsor! You can do that?!”
Prez: “That all depends on Fujimi Shobo.”
Sugisaki: “Why are you acting so arrogantly?!”
Prez: “Alright, so, here’s a song. I released this new single the other day. Let’s listen to ‘Sister Won’t Come Home Anymore!’”
Sugisaki: “Be more considerate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Prez: “Here you go!”
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♪ “Sister Won’t Come Home Anymore” Full Playback ♪
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Prez: “Now then, that was the highly acclaimed single ‘Sister Won’t Come Home Anymore,’ now on sale! Enjoy the debut single ‘Brother Became a Skeleton’ that is included as well!”
Sugisaki: “What the h.e.l.l happened in your past?!”
Prez: “Now, this usual segment. ‘The s.h.i.+na Sisters and their Sisterly Yuriyuri♪!’”
Sugisaki: “……………… Th, that I kinda want to listen to.”
Mafuyu: “Senpai?! Please properly retort at that!”
Minatsu: “Yeah! I never heard anything about that!”
Prez: “In this segment, listeners send in embarra.s.sing yuri-like scenarios for the s.h.i.+na sisters to act out. It’s a popular segment.”
Sugisaki: “It’s a popular segment…… I shouldn’t be saying this, but are the students here right in the head?”
Prez: “I personally don’t like it but…… Look, we have to please them, alright? If you do it, the students should be satisfied for the time being.”
Sugisaki: “Like I said, please don’t say things like that while we’re on air!”
Prez: “Well, take it away, s.h.i.+na sisters. Here’s the script.”
Mafuyu: “O, ooohh…… do we really have to do it?”
Minatsu: “Whoa, what’s with this?! There’s no way I’m readin’ this!”
Prez: “Hey Minatsu! Don’t run away! A real vice-president can overcome this!”
Sugisaki: “That has nothing to do with the requirements of a vice-president……”
Minatsu: “……Looks like I don’t have a choice.”
Sugisaki: “Why did you agree with her?!”
Mafuyu: “Mafuyu also…… made up Mafuyu’s mind.”
Sugisaki: “What made you do that?!”
Chizuru: “Hmph…… that’s why they’re the s.h.i.+na sisters.”
Sugisaki: “Why do you only ever remember to say things at the weird parts?!”
Prez: “Well then, go for it!”
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♪Atmospheric BGM♪
“Mafuyu…… I can’t……”
“Aah, Onee-chan…… Hn! Ah, haahaa…” (5)
“Mafuyu…… you’re so cute Mafuyu……”
“Onee……-cha…………Hnn!”
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Sugisaki: “Wait wait wait wait wait! Personally, this excites me, but isn’t this a bit much for an in-school broadcast?!”
Prez: “Y, yeah…… Th, that’s true. Th, this was, going a bit far.”
Mafuyu: “Eeeeehh?! Let us do just a bit more!”
Minatsu: “So cruel! If you give us that sort of reaction, it’ll really make us want to run away!”
Chizuru: “The s.h.i.+na sisters’ relations.h.i.+p is a violation against the broadcasting code. I wonder, could you two keep that relations.h.i.+p more private?”
Minatsu: “Don’t say something that can cause a misunderstanding! Our private lives aren’t like that!”
Mafuyu: “Th, that’s right! All the listeners, please don’t believe her!”
Chizuru: “…… I see. Yes, let’s go with that for now. I said something careless, I’m sorry you two.”
s.h.i.+na Sisters: “Just stop alreadyyyyyyy!”
Prez: “W, well, now, the next segment! Sugisaki Ken’s ‘If You’re Going to Hit Someone, Hit Me!’”
Sugisaki: “What the h.e.l.l is THIS segment?!”
Prez: “In this segment, if someone in the school is so angry that he or she wants to punch someone, that person should use Sugisaki as a target and vent on him instead.”
Sugisaki: “What about my human rights?!”
Prez: “Settling student quarrels is also part of the student council’s job. Therefore, if you have any people troubles today, Cla.s.s 2-B’s Sugisaki Ken can help, so –”
Sugisaki: “Don’t call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” (6)
Prez: “I guess it can’t be helped…… Since we have no applicants, today we’ll skip this segment.”
Sugisaki: “Why is it that the segment I’m responsible for is the only one like that?”
Prez: “Well, next up is my segment! ‘Fan Letters to Sakurano Kurimu!’”
Sugisaki: “An obvious differentiation?! This segment is extremely different isn’t it?!