special 10 (2/2)
Feng Jiu (very silly and naive): “Dong Hua, I still have a question, what is ‘heavy taste’?”
Dong Hua (put down the Cang’he sword): “Well, I can teach you this!!!”
Six
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, I just read a really touching story.”
Dong Hua: “What is the story?”
Feng Jiu: “Xiao Feng and Li Cheng Yi are so in love, but ultimately Xiao Feng died indirectly in Li Cheng Yi’s hands … Dijun, don’t you think this is such a sad tragedy?”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, don’t read too many sad tragedy books. You should read more warm and affectionate story.”
Feng Jiu: “I am a fan of an author called Tang Qi. She claimed her stories are warm and affectionate but I have never felt that way … especially when I last read Hua Xu Yin’s sub-plot – Fusheng Jin, the story on Shen An & Song Ning. She …… she actually said that Fusheng Jin is a warm and affectionate story!”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, why not I tell you a warm and affectionate story.”
Feng Jiu: “Well 0v0”
Dong Hua: “There was a little girl who was taking her bath in the hot springs. Then she encountered a guy, she has liked for many years who is also taking a bath. As a result, her undergarment felt into his hands. Do you think this story is warm and affectionate?”
Feng Jiu: “…”
(Xiao Feng and Li Cheng Yi’s story is called Eastern Palace written by Fei Wo Si Cun)
Seven
Cheng Yu (looking at the sky and complain): “Why all of them have novels to read but we do not?”
Lian Song (wave his fan): “Novel, what is so nice to read? Look at that girl, Su Jin who has such miserable ending!”
Cheng Yu (helpless sigh): “I heard that a mortal called Tang Qi has started to write our story but because she has to finish writing about Dong Hua and Feng Jiu, so she put our story on hiatus, really unfair ar.”
Lian Song: “Do you know why she doesn’t write about us first?”
Cheng Yu (puzzled and shaking her head).
Lian Song: “Because Ye Hua and Dong Hua both also did something meaningful but we did not.”
Cheng Yu: “… You, you, what do you mean?”
Lian Song (lay Cheng Yu on top of the couch & ready to undress): “So we have to do something meaningful for her to write.”
Eight
Cheng Yu (feeling moody while flicking through page by page of The Pillow Book): “3rd Prince, why Tang Qi has not finished writing our book?”
Lian Song: “Because Dong Hua and Feng Jiu’s book is unfinished.”
Cheng-Yu (with a melancholy look at Lian Song): “Why she still has not finished writing?”
Lian Song (slowly wave his fan a few times): “Maybe it is because we still have not done enough meaningful things?”
Cheng Yu: “…”
Lian Song (walk over while waving his fan, ready to undress).
Cheng Yu (push Lian Song away): “I want her to write a good novel, not a yellow p.o.r.no book.”
Lian Song: “…”
Nine
Ye Zhen (feeling sorrowful when closing the book in her hand, then look at Mu Yan who is leisurely drinking tea): “In fact, our story is so touching.”
Mu Yan: “A Fu, are you reading Hua Xu Yin?”
Ye Zhen: “Yes, have you read before?”
Mu Yan: “Of course, I have read it. We have personally experienced all that so cheer up, don’t get too upset.”
A burst of laughter was heard in the next room. Ye Zhen was just about to get up but she was pulled back by Mu Yan: “A Fu, there is no need to go and check. Our son is reading Hua Xu Yin.”
Ye Zhen: “… He understands love? Which part is funny?”
Mu Yan: “Naturally he doesn’t understand. He is probably reading the scene where xiao huang the tiger is forced to become a street performer.”
Ten
Dong Hua (reading Hua Xu Yin): “Well ……”
Feng Jiu: “How is it?”
Dong Hua: “The novel is written quite well but there is a part where I can’t figure out.”
Feng Jiu: “Wah, so hard to believe that there is something Dijun cannot figure out!”
Dong Hua (lazily reply): “Why the tiger will only eat roast chicken?”
Feng Jiu: “If it doesn’t eat roast chicken, what else can it eat? Don’t tell me eat the elderly Dijun’s sweet and sour fish, ar?”
Dong Hua: “…”
Feng Jiu: “What kind of reaction is this?”
Dong Hua: “This is ‘you win’ reaction……”
Feng Jiu: “…”
(A mini-revenge on Dijun for those who are starting to dislike him:P)
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