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The Pillow Book Mini-Special (Encore on Dong Hua & Feng Jiu) – Part 9
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Due to popular demand, our Dijun is back with his victim Feng Jiu:P This post is exclusively on them. Some scripts are a little suggestive and warm so try not to blush too much or turn beet red, lol. If you don’t understand, just use your imagination, haha….
One
Feng Jiu: “Dijun….. how do you think I should answer this question?”
Dong Hua: “Don’t worry, just leave it empty.”
Feng Jiu: “But …… I have to submit my schoolwork tomorrow. . .”
Dong Hua: “No, Xiao Bai, you have more important task to do tonight.”
Feng Jiu (surprise): “What is the task?”
Dong Hua: “Warm the bed for me.”
Feng Jiu: “…”
The next morning. . . . . . . . . Feng Jiu crawled out of bed early before the sun rise to do schoolwork …
Feng Jiu (curse in her heart): “Dijun, you are really a pervert ar, warmed the bed for the whole night, I have no more energy ….. After I woke up, I encountered such a difficult question … Teacher, you did it deliberately ……”
Dong Hua (speak softly from behind): “Xiao Bai, what kind of question is so difficult?”
Feng Jiu: “Last time A Li told me this is the most difficult question he has ever encountered in his life. This time it is my turn to do, this question is really difficult to do ah … ”
Dong Hua took a look … We should call Dong Hua Dijun (A) Brother (B) Uncle (C) Grandpa.
Dijun raised his eyebrows …… (D) Husband.
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, select the fourth one …”
Feng Jiu: “I do not want to select the fourth one.”
Dong Hua: “If you do not want to select, then continue to warm my bed.”
Feng Jiu: “…”
Two
Dong Hua & Feng Jiu are sitting on the bed like normal.
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you …… why are you looking at me like this?”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, I just think you are a little bit different today.”
Feng Jiu (look at herself): “What …… Where is the different?”
Dong Hua: “You seem particularly suitable to warm my bed today.”
Feng Jiu: “…”
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Feng Jiu is sleeping on the bed. After finished reading the scriptures, Dijun come into the bedroom and said softly: “Xiao Bai, go to the toilet before going to bed. It is cold and you will be afraid of the dark when you get up in the middle of the night to go alone. Xiao Bai is moved to tears so she got up to go to the toilet. When she came back, she found out that the blanket she has warmed up for more than an hour has been s.n.a.t.c.hed by Dong Hua. . .
Three
Feng Jiu: “Dijun! You are too much!”
Dong Hua: “…”
Feng Jiu: “I promised Gun Gun to accompany him to sleep last night. Why did you carry him away in the middle of the night?”
Dong Hua: “…”
Feng Jiu (grievance): “You have harmed my trustworthiness as a mother!”
Dong Hua: “…”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you are too shameless!”
Dong Hua (indifferent): “Of course ! Now you only know that?”
Feng Jiu: “…”
Four
Dijun brought Feng Jiu to the mortal world to observe the needs of the people. They have checked in to their room in an inn.
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, how come there is only this one room ah, somemore only one bed?”
Dong Hua: “You can choose to sleep on the floor.”
Feng Jiu: “. . . . .”
Dong Hua: “I am just kidding. We can squeeze together. Well, I don’t mind sharing with you.”
Feng Jiu: “This will damage my good reputation.”
Dong Hua: “Then you better sleep on the floor.”
Feng Jiu: “. . . . . ”
In the end, Feng Jiu relunctantly squeezed with Dijun for a night:(
P.S: Dijun did this deliberately:P
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Dijun brought Feng Jiu to the mortal world to play. When night fall, they checked in to an inn. Dijun said all the rooms are full so a helpless Feng Jiu has no choice but to stay in the same room as dijun.
Feng Jiu (sitting shyly on the bed): “Dijun, you said the rooms are all fully occupied, yet why I didn’t see anyone else?
Dong Hua (slowly): “There is no one.”
Feng Jiu (puzzled): “Huh?”
Dong Hua (calmly): “I have put my fis.h.i.+ng rods and Buddhist scriptures in all the other rooms. Only this room is empty so lets go to sleep.”
Feng nine (holding the quilt): “…”
(Dijun, the reason why you took up all the rooms in the hotel is too obvious:P)
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