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Three Lives Three Worlds (三生三世) Mini-Special – Part 3
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Today is the ‘full moon’ birthday of my baby blog so I am posting Part 3 as a thank you gift for your support:) Part 3 of the specials will focus more on Lian Song, a favourite with Mei, hamster & me:P He is the male lead in 3L3W Book 3 – Bu Shen Lian (Lotus). He likes Cheng Yu who tells the little dough all the naughty things he shouldn’t know. Dong Hua and him are best buddies. Bu Shen Lian has been posted online up to chapter 3 only and Tang Qi will resume writing it in Sept. Thus we’ll only get to read it in 2014:( Sorry Lidge, no little dough here but he’ll make a comeback in Part 4:). FYI, some of the specials are not written by Tang Qi but her talented fans. Anyway, they are all witty & funny so enjoy them !
One
On a particular day, Feng Jiu complains to Dijun.
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, you don’t love me!”
Dijun (helpless): “How come you say I don’t love you?”
Feng Jiu: “No matter how busy, uncle will always get ready three meals daily for aunt but you never cook for me.”
Dijun: “Be good, I will cook sweet and sour fish for you.”
Feng Jiu (in tears): “Dijun, you don’t love me … …”
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Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, I will cook sweet and sour fish for you today!”
Feng Jiu: (a look of dismay) “What did I do to p.i.s.s you off!?”
Dong Hua: “No, I cannot cook for you ar?”
Feng Jiu: (pleading eyes) “Dijun. . .”
Dong Hua: “Xiao Bai, are you very happy?”
Feng Jiu:” . . Dong Hua ~”
Dong Hua: “You are really looking forward to this!”
Feng Jiu: ” . . Ahem. . . Hubby ~”
Dong Hua: “Ok, another day! You go and cook!”
Feng Jiu: “. . . . .”
Two
Today is the birthday of Dong Hua Dijun. For the very first time, Feng Jiu goes and looks for Dong Hua: “What do you want to eat? Today, I will cook anything you want.”
Dong Hua: “Then I chose to eat you.”
Feng Jiu: “……”
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One day, Dijun and Feng Jiu are having tea.
Feng Jiu: “I had a bet with Xiao Yan warrior yesterday and I lost.”
Dijun (raises his eyebrows): “Oh? Bet?”
Feng Jiu: “I have to supply his meals for a month.” Dijun frowns. Feng Jiu continues: “The sweet and sour fish you cook.”
Dijun: “……”
Three
At Tai Chen Palace
Feng Jiu (finished cooking): “Dijun, taste delicious or not?”
Dong Hua (with Buddhist scriptures on one hand & bamboo chopsticks on the other hand): “Well?”
Feng Jiu: “Dijun, the dishes I cooked, taste delicious or not?”
Dong Hua: “Hmm?”
Feng Jiu (waiting): “Dong Hua, taste delicious or not?”
Dong Hua (looks up): “Well, too much salt, very salty.”
Feng Jiu: “…….”
The second day, Dijun is threatened by Feng Jiu to go and cook.
Dijun (putting down the plate of food): “Xiao Bai, try it.”
Feng Jiu (grimacing): “Uh ~”
Emperor: “Hmm?”
Feng Jiu (thinking of aunt and uncle): “Because you cooked it ………”
Dijun (licking the sauce at the corner of Feng Jiu’s mouth): “Xiao Bai, irrespective whether you are a person or a fox, you have very unique taste ah.”
Feng Jiu: “…….”
Four
Cheng Yu (holding the plate): “I went to Feng Jiu & Dijun’s home to learn how to cook this fish. Come on, try it.”
Lian Song (pleasantly surprised): “Cheng Yu, you….”
Cheng Yu (blus.h.i.+ng): “Please give it a try.”
Lian Song (eating and looking solemn): “This…….”
Cheng Yu (curious): “Tasty or not?”
Lian Song (suffering and enduring): “Good, tasty.”
Cheng Yu (mumbling to herself): Oh? Why Diji Feng Jiu said Dijun’s cooking is shocking heaven and earth, even the G.o.ds and ghosts weep?”
Lian Song (dumbfounded): “Ahem, cough, cough, cough….. You learned this from Dong Hua, that old geezer?”
Cheng Yu (naive and honest): Well, he saw Diji and me cooking in the kitchen. He overheard that I am cooking for you to eat (shy) so he came over to help out.”