Vol 2 Chapter 7 (1/2)
Volume 2 Chapter 7, “This is the Luxurious Old City Inn The Des Villa”
——- The Des Villa Entrance
Flash of teleportation!
The Chief Maid: “Well then, we’ve arrived”
The De: “Can’t you make it a bit cleaner, at least sweep the place a bit? It’s a lot worse than usual”
Elder Sister Maid: “Is this really an inn? A It almost looks like a castle”
The Hero: (That’s… because it is a castle…)
Little Sister Maid: “A! Wonderful! Is this a vase?” Shakes vase
The Feoing to be a small two-day vacation?!”
The Hero: “It is, isn’t it?”
The Female Paladin: “Isn’t this the D-D-Demon—”
The Chief Maid: “This is the luxurious old city inn The Des Villa”
The Female Paladin: “Don’t lie to me! How does this look like an inn? What’s with these suits of armour?! That blood-stained tapestry?! What kind of inn is this?!”
The Mage: “…It’s art”
The Chief Maid: “My, hosts is just a bit off”
The Female Paladin: “Just a bit?! This place is obviously a Goddamn deathtrap, isn’t it?! Ohh, Spirit above, pardonI seldoression Anyway…
“That isn’t it! In order to break out of this killing zone, we’ve got to be vigilant I’ll take the forward vanguard position, the Hero will cover everyone fro supporting fire”
The Hero: “Relax”
The Female Paladin: “What?!”
Little Sister Maid: “The Paladin is so flustered”
The Hero: (small voice) “Just cal! It can’t possibly be as bad as you say”
The Female Paladin: (small voice) “Oh that’s true… Sorry”
The Mage: “What good friends…”
Elder Sister Maid: “Yeah, they really have a great relationshi+p”
The De: “I have a better relationshi+p with him!”
The Chief Maid: “Of course you do Your relationshi+p with the Hero is the closest a testimony to that”
The De to me”
Elder Sister Maid: “It’s a good thing to have a close relationshi+p”
Little Sister Maid: “Good thing?”
The Mage: “…We also have a relatively good relationshi+p You maids and I”
Little Sister Maid: “Indeed, Sleeping Sister!”
The Feh! I have a better relationshi+p!”
The Deht with him before”
The Hero: “Hey, everyone has a good relationshi+p, alright?”
The Chief Maid: “It looks like you’ve got tooon”
Little Sister Maid: “You’re really popular with the girls!”
The Mage: “…You have too irls”
Little Sister Maid: “Lots and lots ♪”
The Mage: “…You could say that”
The De: “…”
The Female Paladin: “…”
The Chief Maid: “On a different subject, Hero, you didn’t invite the Butler?”
The Hero: “No, he had a lot of things to do To begin with, I didn’t knoould happen if we invited a guy like his”
The Chief Maid: “And those three disciples?”
The Hero: “They’re all really busy They’ve got a lot of planning to do”
Little Sister Maid: “Hero, you don’t have any male friends?”
The Hero: “Wh-what are you saying?!”
Little Sister Maid: “Don’t you have friends you can go out with?”
The Hero: “Eh? Uhh… nope? Not really Not really? Everyone went to do their own thing, whether they joined the ar the world? Such weird kids doing such is which aren’t easy no matter which part of the world you co a lone wolf is pretty cool, right? Froht?”
The Chief Maid: “A s on his own”
The Mage: “…You loner”
The De that all your previous acquaintances were female as well”
The Hero: “Wh-what are you saying?”
The Female Paladin: “It’s probably because the Hero keeps a special lookout, no matter where he is, for damsels in distress whom he can rescue He wants to build his own fan club He can steadily increase the membershi+p and even turn it into a business”
Little Sister Maid: “Are you being bullied, Hero?”
Elder Sister Maid: “You look angry”
The Chief Maid: “My, my”
The Feer boobs do whatever they ith his like chastity”
The Derew on its own My body isn’t a cri at all”
The Hero: “How did we get here…”
Little Sister Maid: “Hero, Hero”
The Hero: “…”
Little Sister Maid: “Don’t worry, I’ll be your friend ♪”
The Hero: “Eh? Ah… Yeah Thanks”
The Female Paladin: “Hero, don’t tell me…”
The De To think even a young girl of that age…”
The Hero: “No! That’s not! It’s a ”
Elder Sister Maid: “…”
Little Sister Maid: “Oh?”
The Chief Maid: “My, my”
The Feirls to surround yourself with?”
The De about the gender ratio of the friends you make!”
The Hero: “No, you’ve got it all wrong! This isn’t what you think!”
The Female Paladin: “It is not the way of the Paladin at all to make excuses”
The Hero: “I’m not a Paladin”
The De the easy way out, that’s the kind of Hero you are in the end”
The Mage: “…Under siege”
The Hero: “Help e”
The Mage: “Try not to murder him”
The Hero: “I don’t understand—”
The Fe in this case”
The De: “This is a lack of resourcefulness It’s bad not to have any sense of peace or security”
The Hero: “Can’t you just drop the issue! You girls really kno to band together and attack me from all sides! I’ll show you I only need one or two friends I’ll show you!”
——- The Sisters’ Roo
Little Sister Maid: “A! The mattress is so soft!”
Bounce, bounce
Elder Sister Maid: “Hey, sis, don’t do that”
Little Sister Maid: “But it’s so soft and bouncy! It’s a!”
Elder Sister Maid: “Really?”
Little Sister Maid: “Yeah ♪”
Elder Sister Maid: “I see…”
Little Sister Maid: “Come and try too!”
Sits on mattress hesitantly
Elder Sister Maid: “Wow, it’s great!”
Little Sister Maid: “Isn’t it? What is it made out of? Cotton? Hay?”
Elder Sister Maid: “I’ve read about mattresses stuffed with bird feathers”
Bounce, bounce
Little Sister Maid: “Is that so! This is brilliant! I didn’t know you could make mattresses with birdie feathers! — Ahhh”
Elder Sister Maid: “What’s up?”
Little Sister Maid: “There’s a door over there”
Opens door
Little Sister Maid: “Wow!”
Elder Sister Maid: “What is it?”
Little Sister Maid: “There’re lots of dresses hanging there And linen There’s even a bath!”
Elder Sister Maid: “A hot spring? This roo?”
Little Sister Maid: “Yeah, it’s as big as the manor”
Elder Sister Maid: “Yeah That Chief Maid… To think she would keep such a large bath a secret from us”
Little Sister Maid: “Yeah!”
Elder Sister Maid: “But what a pretty bath”
Little Sister Maid: “Yeah! Ah, Sis!”
Elder Sister Maid: “What?”
Little Sister Maid: “This soap, it has a rose carved into it”
Elder Sister Maid: “Wow…”
Little Sister Maid: “It’s a!”
Elder Sister Maid: “It is! It is!”
Little Sister Maid: “Let’s take a bath!”
Elder Sister Maid: “Yeah, it looks big enough for the both of us”
Little Sister Maid: “I’ll help you wash your back!”
Elder Sister Maid: “You don’t need to”
Little Sister Maid: “And you hair ♪”
Elder Sister Maid: “Fine, fine” Smiles
——– The De Castle, Bottom Level, the Doors to the Palace of Death
The Mage: “…”
The Chief Maid: “How is it?”
The Mage: “…No reaction”
The Chief Maid: “It’s gone?”
The Mage: “…Not sure, but…”
The Chief Maid: “Yes?”
The Mage: “The Hero was the one who destroyed the gate?”
The Chief Maid: “Yes”
The Mage: “…”
The Chief Maid: “…”
The Mage: “…He also broke the Reincarnation Sublimation Barrier”
The Chief Maid: “As I had expected…”
The Mage: “I’ It seems…”
The Chief Maid: “It seems?”
The Mage: “…the world will descend into anarchy”
The Chief Maid: “And the Spirit of the De?”
The Mage: “It has been released into the world”
——- The Sisters’ Roo
Knock knock
The De: “Hey, anyone in?”
Knock knock
The De: “It’s me”
Opens door
Elder Sister Maid: “Mistress”
Little Sister Maid: “What’s up, Mistress?”
The De?”
Elder Sister Maid: “We’re preparing our clothes for a bath”
Little Sister Maid: “Oh, oh, the soap is very cute”
The De: “That’s just perfect Let’s take a bath”
Elder Sister Maid: “Sorry?”
The De: “The bath is a bit out of the way I came to tell you”
Elder Sister Maid: “Eh? …It’s somewhere else?”
The Dee of clothes”
Elder Sister Maid: “I see”
Little Sister Maid: “Did you see my panties? I can’t find them!”
Elder Sister Maid: “I’ve got yours here”
The De: “Hehehehe”
——- The Hotsprings in The De
The Fe”
The Chief Maid: “It’s a lot warmer and shallower than it looks”
The Female Paladin: “I really love the luxury of hot water”
The Mage: “…Luxurious”
The De: “Why are the two of you so petrified?”
Elder Sister Maid: “I hear people drown in baths, right?!”
Little Sister Maid: “This bath doesn’t even have a ceiling?!”
The De”
Elder Sister Maid: “I see”
Little Sister Maid: “The steam is all white and fluffy!”
The Chief Maid: “Hey, stop clowning around and relax”
Maid Sisters: “Yes, ma’am!”
Steam rises
Elder Sister Maid: “It’s warm…”
Little Sister Maid: “It’s so hot!”
The Chief Maid: “Whoa, you’ve turned completely red”
Little Sister Maid: “But I feel fine—”
The Female Paladin: “Oh? But you’re completely flushed”
The Mage: “…People who are born in cold areas like the South are not usually used to the temperature of hot water, so they have a low tolerance level”
The De”
Elder Sister Maid: “My sister pushes herself so she can join everybody, I’m really sorry, do you think you could make it less hot?”
Little Sister Maid: “Uhh”
The Mage: “…Cone of Cold” Frost tingling
Little Sister Maid: “Ah?!”
The Mage: “…It’s at a good temperature now”
Steam rises
The De: “Ahh, it’s been a while since I was last this comfortable”
The Mage: “…”
The Dee?”
The Mage: “Nothing”
The De: “We s, so I guess there’s not much to talk about, huh”
The Mage nods
The De, I specialise in Economics and Finance”
The Mage: “…The Mage Folklore”
The De: “Really? Weren’t you one of the Hero’s companions?”
The Mage nods
The De: “What kind of person is he?”
The Mage: “Stupid”
The De: “Really Hmm…”
The Mage: “…He only kno to save lives Only kno to get into more trouble”
TL Note: Okay this is impossible to translate Basically, the japanese word for ‘stupid’ is ‘baka’, while the word for ‘only’ is ‘bakari’ It’s a pun
The De: “Indeed”
The Mage: “The Hero of the Demon World”
The De: “Eh?”
The Mage: “— The Hero of the Human World too”
The Deure… Why is he not a King? Based on his battle ability, his dependability, kindness, and the fact that he’s a Hero, his name alone must surely be worth a crown”
The Mage: “…”
The Deh I ht he would be a King by then”
The Mage: “…That’s because you’re stupid”
The De: “Is that so”
The Mage: “…”
The De: “The Hero could have united the Huround That Hero, who an invasion of the Demon World… There are stories that read like this as well”
The Mage: “No ”
The De: “No?”
The Mage: “…You definitely won’t be the target of such a trip”
The De: “That’s true I would be fully occupied on the battlefront”
The Mage: “…”
The De: “…”
The Mage: “…”
The Dee, what do you see inside me?”
The Mage: “…Huge”
The De: “Huh?”
The Mage: “…”
The De: “Uh, uhh, don’t look at that”
The Chief Maid: “That’s not she was saying”
The Mage: “…Those are beautiful breasts”
The De: “Uhh”
The Chief Maid: “Rather than just combat ability, a voluminous saturation attack can also be conducted The war that stays with a person since childhood Co like cos”
The Fes?”
The Mage: “…Mean”
The De: “You may say that, but I don’t have that much confidence in my breasts They’re heavy and they never settle down, though I suppose they give a nice shape …”
The Female Paladin: “Hmph! They just distract you from what is really important”
Little Sister Maid: “Why do I have no boobies?”
Elder Sister Maid: “We’ll have therow older Turn over there so I can wash your hair”
The Chief Maid: “No way What a guy thinks is attractive is coirl thinks about herself Soer sink deep into it is sweet poison to the boys”
The Fedoms have resulted in such warped values Can we really just let such anarchy slip past?! Our Order of the Lake ipe out this impurity!”
The De: “Really? So my flab has value?”
The Mage: “…You’re like the Courtesan General”
The De: “Didn’t she die in Volume 3?”
The Mage: “…She was very popular, so I brought her back in Volume 5”
The Female Paladin: “You don’t knohat it’s like to be bullied for it Just because I’ive up on all my hopes and dreams!”
The Mage: “…It’s okay There are some people who like that type as well”
The Chief Maid: “My, h I helped to construct the best possible scenarios, the Hero still didn’t make the correct choices immediately”
The Den values to people based on the size of their boobs!”
The Fe in coht! The worth of a person is not based on the size of their breasts!”
The Mage: “…The true power in the world”
Little Maid Sister: “This conversation is very difficult to understand”
Elder Maid Sister: “That’s right Here, sink your head into the water”
Sinks into hot springs water
Little Maid Sister: “Oooooo” Bubbling
Elder Maid Sister: “You may talk now”
The Chief Maid: “Then, I suppose this will have to be decided at the next match”
The De and the Female Paladin: “Match?”
The Chief Maid: “Yes I’ll go prepare the banquet” Smiles
—— A Forest on the Border
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TL Explanation
Kitsune, Bear & Tanuki: Kitsune are japanese foxes, while Tanuki are japanese racoon dogs In japanese folklore, all three anient,shape-shi+fters The Bear is usually depicted as slower and h not stupid On occasion, they often help the good people, albeit usually in a naughty way
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Kitsune: “Hey, hey”
The Hero: “I’ on you Please be my friends!”
Kitsune laughs
Tanuki: “Hehehe!”
The Hero: “Please be my friends!”
Tanuki snorts
The Hero: “Please be my friends!!!”
Bear: “Haaaaaa!”
The Hero: “This ti! Be my friend—!”
Bear roars
——- The Dee Tatami-floored Room
The De: “Yeahhh!”
The Felass!”
The Chief Maid: “Please, please”
The Chief Maid pours wine
The De: “How about that, Female Paladin, why don’t you just take off your socks?”
The Feain! I will show you the Secret Technique of the Holy Order of the Lake!”
The Mage: “Scissors”
The De and the Female Paladin: “Paper, stone!!!”
The De: “What?!”
The Female Paladin: “I win!!!”
Little Maid Sister: “The Female Paladin looks really happy with herself”
Elder Maid Sister: “That’s because she’s had a real losing streak”
The De: “I will have to re-plan my concept of Probability Theory”
The Female Paladin: “What do you mean by probability theory? A loss is a loss! The words of one who loses are no better than mud Hahahahaha!”
Little Maid Sister shudders
Elder Maid Sister: “U…”
The De ive me another cup too!”
The Chief Maid: “Yes, Your Majesty, I understand” Chief Maid pours wine
The Female Paladin: “Hehe, you sure are stubborn”
The De after all, I have a name and a reputation which I need to uphold”
The Mage: “If you showed her soet depressed and lose heart”
The De to do a suicide attack!!!”
Little Maid Sister: “What are they talking about?”
Elder Maid Sister: “Uhh, uhh… I don’t know”
The De”
The Chief Maid: “It’s pure Banshee Rice Wine after all”
The Fe can barely stand Hahahahaha!”
The Mage: “…The same can be said for you”
The De: “Yeah! Oh, the Hero is quite late…”
The Female Paladin: “He’s probably ashamed of himself and couldn’t bear to show his face He has no friends after all”
The Deainst him?!”
The Mage: “She’s cruel when she’s drunk”
The Dely…”
Elder Maid Sister: “These boiled vegetables are really great”
Little Maid Sister: “Delicious! ♪ Wow, the ood too!”
The Chief Maid: “Shall I send reinforceet him here soon?”
The Fe late to the banquet! He should apologise to everyone when he comes!”
The Mage: “…He’s here”
Door opens
The Hero: “Sorry for the wait! I’m here!”
East Fortress Base Commander: “…”
Aide-de-Camp: “…”
Elder Maid Sister: “Welcome home”
Little Maid Sister: “Welcome back”
The Chief Maid: “What’s wrong with the two of you, hurry up and go get some food and wine”
The Fe?!”
The Mage: “…Irresponsible”
The De: “Ah?! It’s the Hero! You’re late! Let’s drink You’ve finally come to keep me company! Drink! Drink!”
The Hero: “Whoa, she’s had way too much”
East Fortress Base Commander: “Psst”
The Hero: “What?”
East Fortress Base Commander: “Come here, come here”
The Hero: “What’s up?”
East Fortress Base Commander: “Don’t tell me this place is…”
The Hero: “It’s the De Castle?”
East Fortress Base Coood wine to be had!”
The Hero: “There is, there is A free banquet too Isn’t that super worth it?”
East Fortress Base Commander: “I didn’t expect it would be this way, but why are you all gathered here?”
The Hero: “It looks like a family trip”
The Chief Maid: “Dear guests, have a cup please”
East Fortress Base Commander: “Y-yes… Ohh, thank you This is… Banshee Wine? What a top-class product”
The Chief Maid: “I am the humble servant of my Mistress Please call me the Chief Maid”
East Fortress Base Coht”
The Hero: “Ahhh— yeah?”
East Fortress Base Co’s side To have such a beautiful Chief Maid working for you, that’s gotta be a”
The Hero: “She’s not ’s maid”
East Fortress Base Coe that she would be a ’s ht wars insuch a beautiful worandeur of the Demon World”
The Hero: “De?”
The De: “What? Hero? I’m a bit tipsy Whozzat?”
East Fortress Base Commander and Aide-de-Camp: “Eh?”
The Hero: “Didn’t I tell you? This is the East Fortress Base Co Council of the City of the Gate This is his Aide-de-Ca us out”
The Deet it now! Nice to meet you, Base Commander! I’ve heard a lot about the restoration of law and order and the revitalising of the econohly capable administrator”
East Fortress Base Commander and Aide-de-Camp: “Eh?”
East Fortress Base Co on a minute?!”
The Hero: “Sorry, it’s so sudden But this is the De is here”
East Fortress Base Coot to let me prepare my heart”
The Hero: “You’re a mercenary! You should be prepared for such surprises”
Aide-de-Camp: (Thankfully, I’m just an aide-de-camp…)
Elder Sister Maid: “Alright, ht?”
Little Sister Maid: “Okay ♪”
The Hero: “This is the Grandmaster of the Holy Order of the Lake, the Female Paladin In her free time she also serves as the Commander-in-Chief of the Tripartite Union”
The Female Paladin: “It is an honour to make your acquaintance, East Fortress Base Commander But I currently serve as the Sword of the Hero, even though he is willing to let me sit here and rust”
The Hero: “She’s drunk I apologise, they’re all good people, but are weak to alcohol Then, ue She may look really sleepy but she’s very powerful I’htmare’”
The Mage: “…Meh”
Aide-de-Camp: “A-a-aren’t they…?!”
East Fortress Base Commander: “Thein the De?! What kind of family vacation is this?!”
The De: “Hero Explain it to them”
The Chief Maid: “My, my”
Aide-de-Camp: “H-Hero?”
The Hero: “Sorry Sorry I’ht, but I’m also the Hero No, actually, I’ for a person to fill the Black Knight position I was thinking that instead of taking down the Deether”
East Fortress Base Commander: “…”
Aide-de-Camp: “…”
The Hero: “Like a Combo?”
East Fortress Base Commander: “What in the name of hell do you mean by that?!”
——- The Dee Tatami-floored Room
Little Maid Sister: “This bread is really tasty～♪”
The Female Paladin: “Would you like a drink, Base Commander?”
East Fortress Base Coise for my state of emotions earlier Please Female Paladin, I would love a drink”
The Feer than you and in the first place, I’ you my drunk side off the bat I’ve heard you have the experience of your years and the conduct of a true general, so I really wanted to meet you at least once”