Part 28 (1/2)
”Yes, you see how hard-worked we are. With all the care of the North on our minds, we have to clean out all the creeks in the South, so the planters can have smooth sailing. But we think,” says he dreamily, ”we think we have saved money enough out of the Indian schools, to clean out most of their creeks, and perhaps have a little left for a few New-York aldermen, to reward them for their arduous duties in drinking and voting for their const.i.tuents.
”Then, there is the Mormons: we have to make soothing laws to sooth them.
”Then, there are the Chinese. When we send them back into heathendom, we ought to send in the s.h.i.+p with them, some appropriate biblical texts, and some mottoes emblematical of our national eagle protecting and clawing the different nations.
”And when we send the Irish paupers back into poverty and ignorance, we ought to send in the same s.h.i.+p, some resolutions condemning England for her treatment of Ireland.”
Says I, ”Most probable the G.o.ddess of Liberty Enlightenin' the World, in New-York Harbor, will hold her torch up high, to light such s.h.i.+ps on their way.”
And he said, ”Yes, he thought so.” Says he, ”There is very important laws up before the House, now, about hens' eggs-counting them.” And says he, ”Taking it with all those I have spoke of and other kindred laws, and the constant strain on our minds in trying to pa.s.s laws to increase our own salaries, you can see just how cramped we are for time. And though we would love to pa.s.s some laws of Truth and Righteousness,-we fairly ache to,-yet, not having the requisite time, we are obliged to lay 'em on the table, or under it.”
”Wall,” says I, ”I guess I might jest a well be a goin'.”
I bid him a cool good-bye, and started for the door. I was discouraged; but he says as I went out,-
”Mebby William Wallace will do the errent for you.”
Says I coldly,-
”William Wallace is dead, and you know it.” And says I with a real lot of dignity, ”You needn't try to impose on me, or Dorlesky's errent, by tryin' to send me round amongst them old Scottish chiefs. I respect them old chiefs, and always did; and I don't relish any light talk about 'em.”
Says he, ”This is another William Wallace; and very probable he can do the errent.”
”Wall,” says I, ”I will send the errent to him by Bub Smith; for I am wore out.”
As I wended, my way out of Mr. Blains'es, I met the hired man, Bub Smith's friend; and he asked me,-
”If I didn't want to visit the Capitol?”
Says I, ”Where the laws of the United States are made?”
”Yes,” says he.
And I told him ”that I was very weary, but I would fain behold it.”
And he said he was going right by there on business, and he would be glad to show it to me. So we walked along in that direction.
It seems that Bub Smith saved the life of his little sister-jumped off into the water when she was most drowned, and dragged her out. And from that time the two families have thought the world of each other. That is what made him so awful good to me.
Wall, I found the Capitol was a sight to behold! Why, it beat any buildin' in Jonesville, or Loontown, or Spoon Settlement in beauty and size and grandeur. There hain't one that can come nigh it. Why, take all the meetin'-housen of these various places, and put 'em all together, and put several other meetin'-housen on top of 'em, and they wouldn't begin to show off with it.
And, oh! my land! to stand in the hall below, and look up-and up-and up -and see all the colors of the rainbow, and see what kinder curious and strange pictures there wuz way up there in the sky above me (as it were). Why, it seemed curiouser than any Northern lights I ever see in my life, and they stream up dretful curious sometimes.
And as I walked through the various lofty and magnificent halls, and realized the size and majestic proportions of the buildin', I wondered to myself that a small law, a little, unjust law, could ever be pa.s.sed in such a magnificent place.
[Ill.u.s.tration: SAMANTHA VIEWING THE CAPITOL.]
Says I to myself, ”It can't be the fault of the place, anyway. They have got a chance for their souls to soar if they want to.” Thinks'es I, here is room and to spare, to pa.s.s by laws big as elephants and camels. And I wondered to myself that they should ever try to pa.s.s laws and resolutions as small as muskeeters and nats. Thinks'es I, I wonder them little laws don't get to strollin' round and get lost in them magnificent corriders. But I consoled myself a thinkin' that it wouldn't be no great loss if they did.
But right here, as I was a thinkin' on these deep and lofty subjects, the hired man spoke up; and says he,-