Part 7 (1/2)
”Now there you are--now there you are!” said Mrs. Carr-Boldt, entering into the conversation with sudden force. Entirely recovered after her nervous collapse, as brisk as ever in her crisp linen gown, she was signing the cheques that Margaret handed her, frowningly busy and absorbed with her accounts. Now she leaned back in her chair, glanced at the watch at her wrist, and relaxed the cramped muscles of her body. ”That's exactly it, Rose,” said she to Mrs. Crawford. ”Life is more complicated. People--the very people who ought to have children--simply cannot afford it! And who's to blame? Can you blame a woman whose life is packed full of other things she simply cannot avoid, if she declines to complicate things any further? Our grandmothers didn't have telephones, or motor-cars, or week-end affairs, or even--for that matter--manicures and hair-dressers! A good heavy silk was full dress all the year 'round. They washed their own hair. The 'up-stairs girl'
answered the doorbell,--why, they didn't even have talc.u.m powder and nursery refrigerators, and sanitary rugs that have to be washed every day! Do you suppose my grandmother ever took a baby's temperature, or had its eyes and nose examined, or its adenoids cut? They had more children, and they lost more children,--without any reason or logic whatever. Poor things, they never thought of doing anything else, I suppose! A fat old darky nurse brought up the whole crowd--it makes one shudder to think of it! Why, I had always a trained nurse, and the regular nurse used to take two baths a day. I insisted on that, and both nurseries were washed out every day with chloride of potash solution, and the iron beds washed every week! And even then Vic had this mastoid trouble, and Harriet got everything, almost.”
”Exactly,” said Mrs. Watson. ”That's you, Hattie, with all the money in the world. Now do you wonder that some of the rest of us, who have to think of money--in short,” she finished decidedly, ”do you wonder that people are not having children? At first, naturally, one doesn't want them,--for three or four years, I'm sure, the thought doesn't come into one's head. But then, afterwards,--you see, I've been married fifteen years now!--afterwards, I think it would be awfully nice to have one or two little kiddies, if it was a possible thing.
But it isn't.”
”No, it isn't,” Mrs. Crawford agreed. ”You don't want to have them unless you're able to do everything in the world for them. If I were Hat here, I'd have a dozen.”
”Oh, no, you wouldn't,” Mrs. Carr-Boldt a.s.sured her promptly. ”No, you wouldn't! You can't leave everything to servants--there are clothes to think of, and dentists, and special teachers, and it's frightfully hard to get a nursery governess. And then you've got to see that they know the right people--don't you know?--and give them parties--I tell you it's a strain.”
”Well, I don't believe my mother with her seven ever worked any harder than you do!” said Margaret, with the admiration in her eyes that was so sweet to the older woman. ”Look at this morning--did you sit down before you came in here twenty minutes ago?”
”I? Indeed I didn't!” Mrs. Carr-Boldt said. ”I had my breakfast and letters at seven, bath at eight, straightened out that squabble between Swann and the cook,--I think Paul is still simmering, but that's neither here nor there!--then I went down with the vet to see the mare. Joe'll never forgive me if I've really broken the creature's knees!--then I telephoned mother, and saw Harriet's violin man, and talked to that Italian Joe sent up to clean the oils,--he's in the gallery now, and--let's see--”
”Italian lesson,” Margaret prompted.
”Italian lesson,” the other echoed, ”and then came in here to sign my cheques.”
”You're so executive, Harriet!” said Mrs. Crawford, languidly.
”Apropos of Swann,” Margaret said, ”he confided to me that he has seven children--on a little farm down on Long Island.”
”The butler--oh, I dare say!” Mrs. Watson agreed. ”They can, because they've no standard to maintain--seven, or seventeen--the only difference in expense is the actual amount of bread and b.u.t.ter consumed.”
”It's too bad,” said Mrs. Crawford. ”But you've got to handle the question sanely and reasonably, like any other. Now, I love children,”
she went on. ”I'm perfectly crazy about my sister's little girl. She's eleven now, and the cutest thing alive. But when I think of all Mabel's been through, since she was born,--I realize that it's a little too much to expect of any woman. Now, look at us,--there are thousands of people fixed as we are. We're in an apartment hotel, with one maid. There's no room for a second maid, no porch and no back yard. Well, the baby comes,--one loses, before and after the event, just about six months of everything, and of course the expense is frightful, but no matter!--the baby comes. We take a house. That means three indoor maids, George's chauffeur, a man for lawn and furnace--that's five--”
”Doubling expenses,” said Mrs. Carr-Boldt, thoughtfully.
”Doubling--! Trebling, or more. But that's not all. Baby must be out from eleven to three every day. So you've got to go sit by the carriage in the park while nurse goes home for her lunch. Or, if you're out for luncheon, or giving a luncheon, she brings baby home, b.u.mps the carriage into the bas.e.m.e.nt, carries the baby upstairs, eats her lunch in s.n.a.t.c.hes--the maids don't like it, and I don't blame them! I know how it was with Mabel; she had to give up that wonderful old apartment of theirs on Gramercy Park. Sid had his studio on the top floor, and she had such a lovely flat on the next floor, but there was no lift, and no laundry, and the kitchen was small--a baby takes so much fussing! And then she lost that splendid cook of hers, Germaine. She wouldn't stand it. Up to that time she'd been cooking and waiting, too, but the baby ended that. Mabel took a house, and Sid paid studio rent beside, and they had two maids, and then three maids,--and what with their fighting, and their days off, and eternally changing, Mabel was a wreck. I've seen her trying to play a bridge hand with Dorothy bobbing about on her arm--poor girl! Finally they went to a hotel, and of course the child got older, and was less trouble. But to this day Mabel doesn't dare leave her alone for one second. And when they go out to dinner, and leave her alone in the hotel, of course the child cries--!”
”That's the worst of a kiddie,” Mrs. Watson said. ”You can't ever turn 'em off, as it were, or make it spades! They're always right on the job. I'll never forget Elsie Clay. She was the best friend I had,--my bridesmaid, too. She married, and after a while they took a house in Jersey because of the baby. I went out there to lunch one day. There she was in a house perfectly buried in trees, with the rain sopping down outside, and smoke blowing out of the fireplace, and the drawing-room as dark as pitch at two o'clock. Elsie said she used to nearly die of loneliness, sitting there all afternoon long listening to the trains whistling, and the maid thumping irons in the kitchen, and picking up the baby's blocks. And they quarrelled, you know, she and her husband--that was the beginning of the trouble.
Finally the boy went to his grandmother, and now believe Elsie's married again, and living in California somewhere.”
Margaret, hanging over the back of her chair, was an attentive listener.
”But people--people in town have children!” she said. ”The Blankens.h.i.+ps have one, and haven't the de Normandys?”
”The Blankens.h.i.+p boy is in college,” said Mrs. Carr-Boldt; ”and the little de Normandys lived with their grandmother until they were old enough for boarding school.”
”Well, the Deanes have three!” Margaret said triumphantly.
”Ah, well, my dear! Harry Deane's a rich man, and she was a Pell of Philadelphia,” Mrs. Crawford supplied promptly. ”Now the Eastmans have three, too, with a trained nurse apiece.”
”I see,” Margaret admitted slowly.
”Far wiser to have none at all,” said Mrs. Carr-Boldt, in her decisive way, ”than to handicap them from the start by letting them see other children enjoying pleasures and advantages they can't afford. And now, girls, let's stop wasting time. It's half-past eleven. Why can't we have a game of auction right here and now?”
Margaret returned to her cheque-book with speed. The other two, glad to be aroused, heartily approved the idea.