Part 5 (1/2)
”I shall recover it yet,” he said weakly. ”There are other ways. I shall still...”
”Well, I do think!” said Michael. ”To let that swine get away with the ruby!”
Bridget was sharper.
”He's having us on again,” she cried. ”You are, aren't you, M. Poirot?”
”Shall we do a final conjuring trick, Mademoiselle? Feel in my left-hand pocket.”
Bridget thrust her hand in. She drew it out again with a scream of triumph and held aloft a large ruby blinking in crimson splendour.
”You comprehend,” explained Poirot, ”the one that was clasped in your hand was a paste replica. I brought it from London in case it was possible to make a subst.i.tution. You understand? We do not want the scandal. Monsieur Desmond will try and dispose of that ruby in Paris or in Belgium or wherever it is that he has his contacts, and then it will be discovered that the stone is not real! What could be more excellent? All finishes happily. The scandal is avoided, my princeling receives his ruby back again, he returns to his country and makes a sober and we hope a happy marriage. All ends well.”
”Except for me,” murmured Sarah under her breath.
She spoke so low that no one heard her but Poirot. He shook his head gently.
”You are in error, Mademoiselle Sarah, in what you say there. You have gained experience. All experience is valuable. Ahead of you I prophesy there lies happiness.”
”That's what you say,” said Sarah.
”But look here, M. Poirot,” Colin was frowning. ”How did you know about the show we were going to put on for you?”
”It is my business to know things,” said Hercule Poirot. He twirled his moustache.
”Yes, but I don't see how you could have managed it. Did someone split - did someone come and tell you?”
”No, no, not that.”
”Then how? Tell us how?”
They all chorused, ”Yes, tell us how.”
”But no,” Poirot protested. ”But no. If I tell you how I deduced that, you will think nothing of it. It is like the conjuror who shows how his tricks are done!”
”Tell us, M. Poirot! Go on. Tell us, tell us!”
”You really wish that I should solve for you this last mystery?”
”Yes, go on. Tell us.”
”Ah, I do not think I can. You will be so disappointed.”
”Now, come on, M. Poirot, tell us. How did you know?”
”Well, you see, I was sitting in the library by the window in a chair after tea the other day and I was reposing myself. I had been asleep and when I awoke you were discussing your plans just outside the window close to me, and the window was open at the top.”
”Is that all?” cried Colin, disgusted. ”How simple!”
”Is it not?” said Hercule Poirot, smiling. ”You see? You are disappointed.”
”Oh well,” said Michael, ”at any rate we know everything now.”
”Do we?” murmured Hercule Poirot to himself. ”I do not. I, whose business it is to know things.”
He walked out into the hall, shaking his head a little. For perhaps the twentieth time he drew from his pocket a rather dirty piece of paper. ”DON'T EAT NONE OF THE PLUM PUDDING. ONE AS WISHES YOU WELL.”
Hercule Poirot shook his head reflectively. He who could explain everything could not explain this! Humiliating. Who had written it? Why had it been written? Until he found that out he would never know a moment's peace. Suddenly he came out of his reverie to be aware of a peculiar gasping noise. He looked sharply down. On the floor, busy with a dustpan and brush was a tow-headed creature in a flowered overall. She was staring at the paper in his hand with large round eyes.
”Oh sir,” said this apparition. ”Oh, sir. Please, sir.”
”And who may you be, mon enfant?” inquired M. Poirot genially.
”Annie Bates, sir, please sir. I come here to help Mrs Ross. I didn't mean, sir, I didn't mean to to do anything what I shouldn't do. I did mean it well, sir. For your good, I mean.”
Enlightenment came to Poirot. He held out the dirty piece of paper.
”Did you write that, Annie?”
”I didn't mean any harm, sir. Really I didn't.”
”Of course you didn't, Annie.” He smiled at her. ”But tell me about it. Why did you write this?”
”Well, it was them two, sir. Mr Lee-Wortley and his sister. Not that she was his sister, I'm sure. None of us thought so! And she wasn't ill a bit. We could all tell that. We thought - we all thought - something queer was going on. I'll tell you straight, sir. I was in her bathroom taking in the clean towels, and I listened at the door. He was in her room and they were talking together. I heard what they said plain as plain. 'This detecive,' he was saying. 'This fellow Poirot who's coming here. We've got to do something about it. We've got to get him out of the way as soon as possible.' And then he says to her in a nasty, sinister sort of way, lowering his voice, 'Where did you put it?' And she answered him 'In the pudding.' Oh, sir, my heart gave such a leap I thought it would stop beating. I thought they meant to poison you in the Christmas pudding. I didn't know what to do!' Mrs Ross, she wouldn't listen to the likes of me. Then the idea came to me as I'd write you a warning. And I did and I put it on your pillow where you'd find it when you went to bed.” Annie paused breathlessly.
Poirot surveyed her gravely for some minutes.
”You see too many sensational films, I think, Annie,” he said at last, ”or perhaps it is the television that affects you? But the important thing is that you have the good heart and a certain amount of ingenuity. When I return to London I will send you a present.”
”Oh thank you, sir. Thank you very much, sir.”
”What would you like, Annie, as a present?”
”Anything I like, sir? Could I have anything I like?”
”Within reason,” said Hercule Poirot prudently, ”yes.”
”Oh sir, could I have a vanity box? A real posh slap up vanity box like the one Mr Lee-Wortley's sister, wot wasn't his sister, had?”
”Yes,” said Poirot, ”yes, I think that could be managed.”
”It is interesting,” he mused. ”I was in a museum the other day observing some antiquities from Babylon or one of those places, thousands of years old and among them were cosmetics boxes. The heart of women does not change.”
”Beg your pardon, sir?” said Annie.
”It is nothing,” said Poirot, ”I reflect. You shall have your vanity box, child.”