Part 18 (1/2)

”No.” Lucern hadn't heard of any doc.u.mentaries being filmed.

”They're always shooting doc.u.mentaries at the R.T. conference,” Jodi put in. ”They love filming all the women and the finery and such.”

”Yes. And don't look now, but they're coming this way. And so is that photographer from the local paper.”

”Oh, dear,” Jodi murmured. ”He's probably looking for Lady Barrow. He's been trailing her all night.”

”d.a.m.n,” Lucern breathed. It had all definitely just got worse.

”Last one,” Kate told Lady Barrow with a relief that was echoed by the founder of Romantic Times.

”Good,” the woman said.

Kate couldn't blame her; they were both bent, heads tilted to the side and backs pressed against the bottom of the table. Kate had to really respect the woman for coming under here with her. There had been no need, but Lady Barrow had that kind of if-there's-something-to-do, let's-get-it-done personality. Energy and enthusiasm seemed to s.h.i.+mmer off her.

Sighing, Kate forced herself to concentrate on the task at hand. One last pin to free and they would be out of there. Then she was going to insist Lucern head straight to the men's room and remove the jeweled pins. She couldn't imagine he had put them on his d.a.m.ned codpiece in the first place, and was grateful she hadn't danced with him before this had happened-she might have found her dress caught. Wouldn't that have been fun, to untangle right there in the middle of the dance floor for everyone to see? As it was, enough people knew she was under a table working on Lucern's codpiece; she didn't need every last attendee of the conference seeing her author's predicament.

”Got it! You're free,” Kate called out in relief as the last pin came loose. She started to pull away, only to find her sleeve pulling up short. Somehow, while she had been untangling the tablecloth from the last pin, her sleeve had gotten caught on another. She was now attached to Lucern, wrist to codpiece.

”d.a.m.n,” she said.

”What is it?” Lady Barrow asked, frowning. Something of an uproar started on the other side of the tablecloth.

Everyone seemed to be talking at once.

”I'm caught on one of the pins of his...” Kate gasped, rus.h.i.+ng forward on her knees to keep her sleeve from ripping as Lucern suddenly scooted backward. The squeal of his chair legs on the floor drowned out her cry of alarm, and she was forced to hurry out from under the table as he started to rise. Kate blinked against a sudden flash, heard Lucern cursing, but was briefly blinded. It had been dark under the table.

”Watch out, Mr. Amirault,” Lady Barrow warned, crawling out from under the table. ”She's got her sleeve caught on your...”

Lady Barrow went silent upon seeing the newest additions to their audience. Kate became aware of them, too, her eyes adjusting and slowly noting the film camera pointed in her direction. There was a photographer, too, with a very professional-looking camera. The flash had been him taking a picture, she realized.

Lucern, doing his best to ignore her hand hanging in front of his groin, said in a pained, polite tone; ”Call me Luc, please, Lady Barrow.”

”My, my, my,” the man with the professional-looking camera said. ”You didn't mention this event to me, Lady Barrow.”

”Who...?” Kate began, just knowing she didn't want to hear the answer.

”The local paper,” Lady Barrow said grimly. She got to her feet. ”And now that this emergency is over, I guess I'd better take care of the next.”

Jodi and the other writers helped the woman brush down her skirts; then Kathryn Falk took the reporter's arm, turned him away and started to walk him toward her own table.

”I'll lay money she has that man eating out of her hand in ten minutes,” Jodi said with admiration. Turning to Lucern and Kate, she smiled encouragingly. ”That picture won't make the papers. I guarantee it.”

Chapter Fourteen.

They made the front page of the Daily News.

”That weasel of a reporter swears he didn't give it to his editor, but I don't know who else could have,” Kathryn Falk said in a disgruntled tone. She had called Kate and Luc first thing in the morning and requested they meet her in the main restaurant for breakfast. Kate had immediately suspected the worst. And she'd been right.

She stared miserably at the newspaper photo. There was Lucern, half-standing and looking all handsome in his froufrou costume, and there was she, looking like some cheap wench crawling out from under the table to grab him by the... She sighed miserably and read the headline again. ”Medieval Moments?” it screamed in big letters.

Roundhouse Publis.h.i.+ng Editor Kate C. Leever grabs all the gusto she can from vampire romance author Luke Amirault, as Kathryn Falk, Lady Barrow, CEO and founder of the Romantic Times Magazine, looks on at the Renaissance Ball last night.

Kate groaned and started to slam the paper down, but paused to reread the byline. She looked more carefully at the picture.

”When I get my hands on that man, I'm going to-” Lady Barrow began.

”I think he's telling the truth,” Kate interrupted wearily. ”It seems to me that newspaper man's flash went off just as I came out from under the table. You were still under there. But you're in this picture.”

Lady Barrow took the paper and peered at it, a frown forming on her face. ”I think you're right. But who else could have taken it? Cameras weren't allowed. We had hired a photographer to take photos of people. The only guests with cameras were reporters and...” Her voice trailed off, her eyes narrowing. ”Why, that...” She cut herself off, clearly displeased. ”If you'll excuse me, I have something to take care of.”

She stood, then paused and forced a smile. ”Don't worry about this. It's all a tempest in a teapot. It'll pa.s.s quickly if you don't give interviews about it.”

Kate and Lucern nodded, then watched Lady Barrow leave the restaurant-no doubt to skin a certain photographer.

Kate sighed. Lucern did too. They avoided looking at each other. They had been avoiding looking at each other ever since last night. Jodi had helped untangle Kate's sleeve from his codpiece, after which he had promptly excused himself.

Kate had then settled at the table where Jodi and the other writers had tried to cheer her, while Chris had tried valiantly not to laugh. Chuck had come by twice to talk to the writers and toss glares her way. Allison had come by at least three times to rea.s.sure her that everything would be fine. Chris had again tried not to laugh.

When Lucern hadn't returned after half an hour, Kate had excused herself and gone back to their suite. Lucern had just been coming out of his room. His gaze had touched hers, then s.h.i.+fted quickly away as he asked if the ball was over. Kate had told him it wasn't, but she had a headache and wanted to lie down. He'd made a sympathetic comment, told her that he'd just come upstairs for a drink-from which she gathered that he'd had some blood-then had said perhaps he'd just relax in the suite, too.

Kate had merely shrugged. She felt depressed and miserable, a gigantic failure at life and wondered how everything had gone so wrong.

And that had been before her folly was plastered all over the newspaper.

She sighed again.

”I guess we should head to the hospitality suite,” Lucern finally suggested.

Kate grimaced. She'd had to drag him to the blasted thing that first day; now he was all eager to go. And she wasn't. The last thing in the world Kate wanted was to go anywhere she might have to face Chuck Morgan. If the publisher hadn't been pleased with her last night, today, after seeing the headlines, he would be livid. If she still had her job by noon, she'd be a lucky woman. But, she told herself, there was no sense in dragging it out. She might as well go learn the awful truth.

It wasn't as bad as she'd feared. In some ways, it was worse. Kate still had a job. In fact, Chuck was terribly pleased with the publicity. Lucern had made the front page, after all. As had Roundhouse Publis.h.i.+ng. The man kept congratulating her as if her public humiliation was some sort of grand promotional scheme. Kate would have liked to choke him. By the end of the day, she decided that if he patted her in that congratulatory manner one more time, she was going to.

It was more than a relief to Kate when they closed up the hospitality suite and everyone was freed to prepare for the night's Rock 'n' Roll party.

Her gaze went to Lucern. The man had come out of his sh.e.l.l with a vengeance. Every time she'd looked his way today, he'd been talking to a fan or another writer. Kate couldn't be sure, but she suspected he'd done more talking since arriving at this conference than he had in the past several decades. He'd become more loquacious with each pa.s.sing day, and today had been no exception.

Of course, there wasn't a single solitary conference attendee who hadn't seen the headlines. The news of the situation had also made the rounds, and while most people were terribly sympathetic with both her and Lucern, there were a few who still snickered. They offered their ”You poor dears” or their ”How embarra.s.sing it must be for yous,”

while they chuckled nonetheless. Of course, Lucern wasn't suffering those little snickers. Everyone seemed to feel great sympathy for him, saving all their amus.e.m.e.nt for her.

Which was usually the way of it, Kate thought wearily as she walked toward the table with Lucern and the other writers; the woman always suffered the scorn and humiliation, while the man walked away with the glory or sympathy. Unfortunately, try as she might, Kate couldn't be angry at Lucern for the way other people acted. He had apologized repeatedly while Kate and Jodi had worked to untangle her sleeve from his codpiece, and she knew he really felt bad about the whole thing. But it hadn't been his fault. It had just been one of life's unfortunate incidents.

Lucern glanced at her as she approached, and Kate managed to pull a smile from the depths of herself.