6 Murphys law (1/2)
[DING... Congratulations host on clearing the tutorial]
”Wait a minute, does this mean this entire time you could talk?” This damn system has been silent for the past 7 years even when he tried to speak to it
[DING system has been unable to communicate to host during the tutorial period]
”Why? and could you stop the dinging it's sort of getting annoying” gripping his head as he responded to the robotic voice
[The being you refer to as ROB said and I quote ”Don't hold his hand during the tutorial” so system was cut off]
”Oh well.... that sou-”he was cut off by another
[DING new messaged recieved] sounded the robotic voice
”Arrrgh! didn't I say not to do that again?” he asked annoyed
[System has no control over automated messages]
”Ah well, what does it say?”
[Displaying message]
∞
FROM: THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SUPER ULTRA GOD
It is with great pleasure that I congratulate you on finishing the tutorial. Seriously, watching you get treated as a ragdoll all those years was actually entertaining!
As a reward I bought you a house and I have it under your name all paid for along with a congratulatory box of goods in your system to open. Your system has all the info on you and most of what you require so bother him with your questions.
~Have a nice lifetime
P.S if you ever head to the bleach universe, your old man will remember you if you just want to visit him
∞
”So he's actually been watching me? honestly I feel a bit creeped out” I shivered thinking of being watched without realizing it
[Host has proved to be entertaining for him, omnipotent beings generally do not have much to do]
”The big man's voyeurism aside, do you know where we are?” shiro asked trying to get his bearings
[Host is currently in the DXDverse and it is set as the 'HOME' universe. The current area is the underworld, System suggests finding a portal towards the human world as that is where the host's house is located]
”Speaking of homes, any chance you know if I have any family in this universe?” He asked remembering ROB saying the system knew everything about him
[Hosts current parents are Sirzechs Lucifer and Grayfia Lucifuge]
Shiro was confused ”Wait but the status clearly says that i'm human. How could that be possible?” two devils giving birth to one human made zero sense
[Hosts soul was too powerful at birth to be tainted by demonic energy thus the host was born a human. Will host be planning to visit your family?]
Shiro considered it for a moment then said ”Nope”
[System is surprised of host's choice]
”Eh, thinking about it while it would sound nice to visit the family, I really don't want to take any ethic lessons” shiro stated seriously
[Ethic lessons?] the system was honestly not understanding his reasoning