Part 27 (2/2)

”That's what she said.” Carl laughed and slapped Jerry on the shoulder.

”Don't do that, Carl. Never again, understand?”

Carl nodded.

Jerry pointed to the car. ”Can you drive her back for me?”

Carl didn't say a word. He simply smiled and snagged the keys from Jerry's hand. He was almost in the driver's seat when Jerry added, ”I'm going to want it back, but there's a Mustang at the end of Main you can have.”

The mayor helped Erica put Jerry in the truck's pa.s.senger seat.

The three boys trampled each other trying to ride shotgun in the Dodge. Austin won and jumped over the door into the seat. He looked odd sitting there in his bear costume, but Jerry could almost see him smile through the mask.

Erica moved into the seat beside Jerry. The mayor took the wheel and they rolled out of the city blasting Johnny Cash music the entire way.

At the Dallas city limits, Alex had them stop at the city's welcome sign. He pulled a can of spray paint from the truck and added to the green and white sign so it read, ”Welcome to Dallas, must have Cash.”

Jerry pondered the new sign and laughed, ”I guess some things don't change.”

They caught the road heading east as the sun began to set. Jerry watched it in the mirror as it touched the horizon and began a quick descent.

”Hmm.”

Erica heard his mild musing and asked what he was thinking about.

”The sunset is behind me. And I'm okay with that.”

- END -.

More about me:.

I was born in Canada; I grew up in Texas. In between, I've had a thousand fascinations. Little things. Trivial things. Almost anything can catch my imagination and spur on a thought-a random article on Wikipedia can cost me hours of a day as I link from page to page. Mix this active imagination with poor time management skills and you get me.

I have more ideas for stories than I have time to tell. But, I'm trying; I write in the wee hours, the downtime hours, and the many hours when I should be sleeping. One day I hope to write in the daylight hours. Maybe then I'll be able to stay a step ahead of my imagination.

Until then, I'll do my best to write books worth reading with jokes worth laughing at as fast as I can. The serious stuff is being taken care of by a world full of great writers. I don't want to shock you or change your mind. I don't even care if it makes you think. I just want you to squirt that drink out your nose.

Hope it's not carbonated.

That tends to sting.

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Dumb White Husband vs. Halloween (A Short Story).

Great short story. As a Dumb White Husband I approve.

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