Part 6 (1/2)
”Mr. Dougla.s.s's mother is in town,” mentioned Miss Loriner, ”but she is resting this afternoon.”
”I wasn't aware he had a mother.”
”Oh!” With illumination. ”Then you haven't known him long. They are very fond of each other. She is a dear soul. When matters go wrong down at Ewelme, it is old Mrs. Dougla.s.s who puts everything right.”
They were separated by a child who had been startled by a look from an amiable dromedary. Henry came forward.
”I am going to ask my sister-in-law,” he said deliberately, ”to invite you down to Morden Place. Thank her, won't you?”
”I'll thank her,” replied Gertie, ”but I shan't accept the invitation.”
”I'd see that she was civil to you.”
”And I shall see,” said the girl obstinately, ”that she doesn't get many chances of being anything else. I'd no idea you had swell relatives; otherwise I'd never have gone on with it.”
He went back disappointedly, and Mr. Trew, making his escape with every sign of relief, told Gertie that, with what he might term a vast and considerable experience of womankind (including one specimen who, in May of '99, gave him advice on the task of driving horses through London streets), this particular one was, he declared, the limit. He described himself as feeling bruised, black and blue, all over.
Without wis.h.i.+ng to interfere in matters which did not concern him, he ventured to suggest that Gertie might possibly be fortunate in her young man, but she could scarcely claim to be called lucky in her young man's relations.
”I'm going to chuck it,” she replied desperately. ”Chuck it altogether. You were correct in what you said, that Sunday night, about distances, and I was wrong.”
Mr. Trew, fl.u.s.tered by this instant agreement, began to hedge. He did not pretend, he said, to be always right; he could recollect many occasions when he had been considerably wide of the mark. In fact, a bigger blunderhead, excepting in regard to certain matters, of which this was not one, probably did not exist. Trew begged to point out that the middle-aged party walking along behind them was, after all, only one middle-aged party, and there was no reason to a.s.sume that she could knock out every opponent she encountered. At the finish of his argument, Trew urged his young companion to put on the gloves, and show what she could do.
”Think I had better not,” she said, less definitely. ”I shan't like feeling myself beaten, but it's wiser to do that now than to leave it till later.”
Mr. Trew became reproachful, almost sarcastic. This, then, was the stuff that his little friend, niece of his old friend, was made of, was it? Crumpling up at the first signs of opposition; stepping out of the ring directly her opponent held up fists! If Gertie represented the young woman of to-day, give Mr. Trew the young woman of thirty years ago. He had changed his mind recently on an important subject--a thing he rarely did--and half decided to extend the power of voting to the other s.e.x, but the present case induced him to believe first thoughts were best.
”I'll have another go then,” announced Gertie Higham; ”but I don't guarantee I shall win.”
”If I hadn't rather a lot of money out just now,” he declared encouragingly, ”I'd put every penny of it on you.”
They stopped near to the semicircular cage where the condors, in evening dress and white boa around the neck, surveyed the garden with the aloof manner of the higher aristocracy. Gertie waited for an advance; this did not come. Miss Loriner, at the command of Lady Dougla.s.s, furnished the hour, and a scream of dismay was given, followed by the issuing of orders. Henry must conduct them out of this dreadful Park; Henry must find a hansom with a reliable horse, and a driver of good reputation. Also Henry must come on to see his mother, and take her on to a tea appointment at Cadogan Gardens, thus saving trouble to Lady Dougla.s.s, who was really so f.a.gged and wearied by this exhausting afternoon that rest, in a partially darkened room, was nothing short of imperative.
”Yes,” said Gertie, answering Henry's questioning look; ”you go!”
Lady Dougla.s.s remembered to give a word of farewell when she was a distance of about ten yards away. ”So pleased to have met you!” she said casually. Henry, near the gates, turned and waved his hand, and Gertie responded cheerfully.
”Now I want to scream!” she said.
Clarence Mills declared his intention of providing tea, and Trew admitted a cup or so would not be likely to prove injurious to the system; might, indeed, have a soothing effect on the mind. They found an enamelled table on the lawn, and directly Gertie took the handle of the teapot she was able to announce that she felt considerably improved in temper. Her cousin gave an imitation of Lady Dougla.s.s's speech and manner, and Gertie imitated the imitation. Mr. Trew had a difficulty in deciding which was the more admirable, but a.s.serted either was to be preferred to the original, and during the progress of the s.h.i.+lling meal they affected to be distinguished members of society, to the great astonishment of folk at neighbouring tables, and to the diversion of an interested waiter. Completely restored now to her normal mood, Gertie mentioned a number of alert repartees which she would have made if Henry's sister-in-law had given suitable openings.
”I suppose,” remarked Mr. Trew, emptying his cup by giving it a jerk over his shoulder, ”that, after all, she isn't nearly so bad as she's painted. She certainly did look to me somewhat made-up; it's a custom amongst her set, I believe. Often wonder whether it takes anybody in.”
”He said she was going to invite me to her house in the country, but she didn't. Wouldn't mind meeting Henry's mother, just once, to find out what she is like.”
”It was something on the tape,” mentioned her cousin, again endeavouring to arouse memory. ”That was where I saw the name. If you two care to come along to my club, I'll run in, and make sure.”
”We can get a Waterloo omnibus from the York and Albany corner,” said Mr. Trew.
He warned them, in ascending the steps, that he was going to have a rare lark with the driver, whose face, it appeared, was new on the road. They took seats in front, and Mr. Trew, adopting a rustic accent, inquired of the driver whether the ca.n.a.l below represented the river Thames; in regard to Trinity Church, near Portland Road Station, he asked if he was right in a.s.suming this to be St. Paul's; at Peter Robinson's he put another question, and, information given, demanded whether Oxford Circus was being run by Barnum. These and other inquiries were courteously replied to; and when the three alighted near the fountain and Trew, looking up, thanked the new driver for his kindness, the driver said, ”Ta-ta, old True till Death,” whipping the omnibus on the near side to call the conductor's attention to an approaching customer.
Mr. Trew, depressed by the failure of his elaborate scheme, walked behind the young people, grumbling self-reproachfully. ”Him recognizing me all along, and calling me by my nickname at the finis.h.!.+”