Chapter 23 - Too Big of a Joke (2/2)
“In that case, Hanyang is of royal kin to our great Han!” Old Cao’s posture dropped even lower
Hoould Liu Mang possibly be an opponent of this old fox Cao Cao Thus he could only nod
Chen Gong frowned This Cao Cao certainly had so planned He knew of this Cao Cao better than he knew hi speech was like a strike directly ai is both an iht to return to the Xudu with this lowly Cao Cao and assist His Majesty in pro it to the Han people!”
Old Cao’s words were devout, righteous and inspires reverence Had Liu Mang not knew of Cao Cao character from history books, he really would’ve beenknew of Cao Cao’s character and what’s on his mind - hold the emperor and you shall control his vassals! Had it been peaceful tireat statesman for certain However, it is currently a period of chaos and the prestige of the Han Dynasty had already dropped to its lowest point!
Starting fro E himself emperor, how many Han imperial clansman are left?! Was Cao Cao really a loyal subject of the Han Dynasty? Even if he was to be loyal, his trusted aides and subordinates would never allow him to be loyal Did you really think that Cao Cao would return the nation to E, okay? If he returned the nation to Emperor Xian of Han then on one hand there’s the emperor and his family and on the other hand there’s Cao Cao, a subject and his family, Emperor Xian of Han will certainly eliminate Old Cao’s trusted aides and replace theets eliamble their lives!
Thus, even if Old Cao wanted to be a loyal subject, sooner or later he will still take on the eown
This was precisely what happened to Zhao Kuangyin, the founding e to wooof - he wanted to obtain Liu Mang Old Cao was indeed a for to obtain he who almost caused his death!
“My lord My lord, it’s i!” said a sickly Cao scholar
Old Cao looked at Liu Mang with a flickering gaze and said “Hanyang, currently the E and talented individuals like yourself This Cao Cao was also very ie and is currently seeking a husband Say, Hanyang, what do you think?!”
“fucking hell!” Why did Boss Cao also turned shameless like Boss Lu?! Now only did he try to woo hter ugly?! Is their daughter unable to get married?! Why the fuck are they all in a hurry toBoss Cao was certainly a better choice than following Boss Lu In another year, after the Battle of Guandu, Boss Cao will have eliminated Old Yua and obtained a third of the world! Noht now
Not to mention there’s an addition of a wife To accept or not to accept?! Liu Mang was indeterive an answer, Chen Gong already blocked the road
“Cao A was alreadyMiss Thus, you hter!”
“Is this true, Hanyang?!” Asked Cao Cao toward Liu Mang
Liu Mang could only nod his head He believed that should he say that wasn’t the case, then Boss Lu will certainly kill him on the spot
“It’s a sha So what if he had to reat talent into a threat, that was so that Cao Cao needed
Cao Cao was prepared to leave on his horse
Liu Mang suddenly, out of nowhere, decided to call out “Wait a moment!”
“Oh?!” Cao Cao ceased the reins on his hands “Perhaps Hanyang had came to a realization?!” His expression and words were full of happiness
“You really want to go to Xudu and race, he had already long since lost his calm toward his foe Cao Cao
“No, that’s not it!” Liu Mang shook his head He turned toward Cao Cao and asked “Cao, your mother, is she well?”
[TL: 操，你，娘好吗？--> Cao, your mother, is she well? --> fuck your iven na) 操(Cao, conduct) sounds the same as 肏(Cao, fuck) So there you have it ]
“Ah?!” Boss Cao was totally confused “Hanyang, why did you bring up Cao’s lateasked again “Cao, your wife, is she well?!”
[TL: 操，你，夫人，好嘛？！--> Cao, your wife, is she well? --> fuck your wife okay?!]
What’s with this Liu Hanyang?! Cao Cao frowned “My wives are all in Xudu!”
“Puu!” Before Liu Mang was able to do anything the city walls were already full of laughter In the few days that Liu Mang was in the Lu Bu arnorant of military affairs, in order to intimate himself with the soldiers, could only use sexual jokes to beco and Lu Bu ca upon hearing Liu Mang’s questions
Cao Cao wasn’t stupid, upon seeing that the whole city as full of laughter, he knew that he was played with With ashen co, had I, Cao Mende, ever offended you?!”
“Nope!” Liu Mang shook his head
“Then had I, Cao Mende, ever disrespected you?!”
“Nope!” Liu Mang shook his head again
“In that case, why ht that I, Cao Cao, waves around a blunt sword?!” Old Cao was also so, his murderous aura no less than Lu Bu’s
“shi+t, joked too hard!” Seeing Old Cao’s expression, Liu Mang knew he fucked up
“Rascal Liu Mang, you dared insult I! Soldiers, lay siege to the city with all your ht!”