Chapter 1 - Disaster Brought Forth by a Name (1/2)

Chapter 1 - Disaster Brought Forth by a Name

My Father in Law is Lu Bu - Chapter 1 - Disaster Brought Forth by a Naot a Gun, Translated by Ja Convention Center Sunny with blue skies

It was supposed to be delightful weather But for Liu Mang, the weather was a source of great torht armor It was one of the well known zodiac armor, the Aries Gold Cloth

[TL: Saint Seiya is very fahout Asia and the South A in the US)

Today was the Jinling Cosplay Contest Liu Mang, who had never been interested in overpriced convention iteht was to bla at 18 meters, his frame was perfect for the Gold Cloth

[TL: 18meters is about 5 ft 9 inches)

“Which fucker brought this da complained powerlessly If you said you cosplay, then just cosplay Why h it’s an alu heavy

A set of armor enty to thirty pounds Not only must you wear it everywhere, but you’re unable to rest Although this stuff was just cosplay ar real ar it The hs would most certainly allow you to experience what is known as the explosive chrysanthe pounds instead of jin for ease A jin is about 11 pounds 20jin is 22lbs and 30jin is 33lbs]

[TL: I had to google what explosive chrysanthemum meant… well… chrysanthemum is a flower that soht - the anus So… there you have it]

“This was custo to say?!” A very pleasant looking fe However, he knew that she o faced

[TL: outwardly kind but inwardly evil]

“I dare not Big sister is thei smile This two faced woa club Not only was she a tyrant in the club, but she was also a tyrant at school Liu Mang dare not offend her He wanted her helpyears of chastity Nothing good would coht by her

“That’s ood After we finish with today, big sister will introduce you to girls Do you want pure girls or a club, I can introduce you to thehed, she looked really nice She had a delicate face Today she was cosplaying Hatsune Miku, and her tight fitting clothes perfectly outlined her curves“I would be fine with you,” Liu Mang blurted out

“Ah?” Chen Yi was shocked She didn’t expect Liu Mang to say that Even her face got a little red However, because she was indeed a funu (腐女, fujoshi+), so it took her but a an to even dare assail ’s na) which an,knew he fucked up royally to have said that sentence While Chen Yi was still in a state of shock, he i The last thing on his mind was his heavy and unco,” Chen Yi shouted

“Stop? Only idiots stop for you!” Liu Mang was not without pride and if he was to be caught by Chen Yi, his life was over As the ancient thirty six stratagems said, if all else fails, escape

[TL: enwikipediaorg/wiki/Thirty-Six_Stratage)” An uncle class [TL: old looking dude] cosplay fan watched Liu Mang as he was being chased by Chen Yi

A beautiful wo)” There could only be one explanation

The uncle’s justice senses began to tingle He pointed at Liu Mang and shouted, “Molester! Molester! Don’t let him escape! Quickly, catch the molester!”

“Catch the molester?!” Otaku and fujoshi+ haveit easy for cosplayers to be taken advantage of Thus, they all detestedthe Aries Gold Cloth is the molester! Guys, don’t let him escape!” One, two, three… soon there were over a hundred justice warriors chasing Liu Mang

“What the fuck is this?!” Liu Mang was terrified “I assail you ords and you send all these people after !” Chen Yi beca out of hand The ‘Liu Mang’ she spoke of and the ‘liu ’ (s

Being chased by hundreds of people… hoould he survive if he was actually caught? Chen Yi was starting to regret this “Liu Mang, run faster! Run away!”

“Molester, run faster? Run away? Wasn’t that girl the victim? Why would she tell theto realize itHowever, before they had ti crowd forced the

The 'uncle' froain “Catch that irl to become disoriented! Once we catch hiht Maybe the girl said the wrong thing in anger!” The justice warriors started chasing hi hell! A dead end!” Liu Mang wanted to weep What sin did he commit in order for there to be a white wall in front of hi! Try running again! No where to run? You dare try to escape aftersomebody,” the uncle yelled

“Uncle, this is asta in his place would be afraid - there were hundreds of people surrounding a single person

“Uncle?!” The leading ' bit “You dare call me an uncle?!” The heavy-setHowever, he was stopped by some of the crowd

“Perhaps this really is a ,” someone called from the crowd

“Possibly” Another nodded

“Right, right, this is aas he had a moment to explain, he wouldn’t be killed He then saw Chen Yi approaching “Look behind you! Chen Yi, Boss Chen, please helpal, stop-stop running,” she cried while darting over

“Didn’t I say that he’s the molester? Hoould that possibly be roup

“So it wasn’t a ! To dare molest somebody here! Boy,you must really want die,” another shouted