Chapter 7 (1/2)
My Wife Is A Princess
Chapter 7: Eating Poison
Li Luyou said, ”Grandpa, please sit.” For him, there was no need to give priority to the status of a princess when it came to this kind of thing.
The old man grabbed the handrail, stood steadily, and said, ”There’s no need, thank you both. My body is very tough.”
”This is a seat for the elderly to begin with, we’ll be ashamed to sit if you stand there.” Li Luyou was a good kid who knew honesty and shame. There was no way he could nonchalantly play on his phone or pretend to doze off or something when there was an elderly standing beside.
The old man said without any hesitation, ”There’s really no need, I’ll reach my destination in just a bit. The little girl is quiet and gentle, don’t let her squeeze here and there in the bus, just stay seated.”
Annan Xiu suddenly felt this was a pretty decent grandpa. What he said was very reasonable.
A little guy squeezed in from the side and sat there while both sides were still making concessions. He exposed the expression of making fun of them. ”You guys continue.”
”Get lost.” Annan Xiu didn’t care that the old man had just praised her for being quiet and gentle. She became a little missy with a bad and violent temper at once.
”How can you talk like that? There was no one in this seat, I can’t sit?” The little guy threw a contemptuous glance at Annan Xiu with a scoffing appearance.
”You can’t be like this little guy. This is the seat the little miss left for me. I didn’t sit, then that’s still the little girl’s seat, how can you say there was no one?” The old man felt that they had conceded it out of good will so he had to stick his head out for them and say a few words.
The people around were all enjoying the show. They had been one and all looking outside the windows, or dozing off, or talking on their phones when the old man had come on the bus, but now they were all full of spirit.
”There was no one when I sat down, where is the person? Could they be under my a.s.s?” The little guy lifted his a.s.s and grabbed it with his hand. ”Ah, there’s actually a fart.”
Annan Xiu was so angry her cheeks were bright red, just the same as before she’d fried the fridge. Only she didn’t impetuously act right away after going through Li Luyou’s exhortations.
”Are you doing it, or me?” Annan Xiu spoke coldly when she saw Li Luyou merely staring with anger at the other party.
”Yo yo, you’re planning on doing something?” Li Luyou was tall and not so good to deal with. The little guy rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was ready for a fight if one was coming.
”I’m doing this to save you!” Li Luyou was confident justice and reason were on his side and allowed him to beat him. First, this guy was looking for a beating, second, he was really saving his life. This guy wouldn’t even know how he died if Annan Xiu were to act.
So said, Li Luyou landed a punch on the little guy’s nose, splas.h.i.+ng fresh blood right away.
Annan Xiu stepped back a little in disgust. The people inside the bus were all a little dumbfounded. The vast majority of people from this era lived in a harmonious environment, and there were very few violent events that really happened right in front of their own eyes, not to mention they even saw blood. Someone immediately shrieked.
”You…” The little guy obviously hadn’t expected he’d be on the receiving end of such ruthlessness just because he’d s.n.a.t.c.hed a seat.
”Young man, you shouldn’t…” The old man hurriedly said in conciliation. This young man and the young girl had both been good polite kids just then, how could their temper be so explosive.
”You old thing, would anything have happened if you’d just sat down just now?” The little guy was already excited, and he sprayed out his saliva when he heard the old man’s words.
Li Luyou saw Annan Xiu stay expressionless as before. He sent another punch toward the little guy’s face.
The little guy avoided it this time. Li Luyou hit the bus’ window pane, pain rising from his fist.
”You’re nuts, isn’t it just a seat?” The little guy stood on the seat. He jumped up and kicked at Li Luyou.
Li Luyou took his kick right in the middle of his chest. He felt a burst of stuffiness. His blood rushed upward and he became furious in an instant. ”I was only doing it to save you. You should have just honestly lain down on the floor and let me give you a beating, but you still dare to fight back. You’re truly a dog biting the hand that feeds you, you don’t know who’s good for you!”
The people beside went through another burst of horror. This young man was too violent. He beat him up but still wanted to him to lie there and not fight back.
”Go fight outside if you want to fight!” The driver hurriedly shouted when he saw something had happened. He didn’t want to have his t.i.tle of civilized bus route revoked.
The bus stopped. Li Luyou took the occasion to release his fists, his punches landing endlessly on the little guy’s body.
Li Luyou’s body was strong and robust after all. The little guy blocked a few times before he was smashed by Li Luyou’s fist, and he could only hug his head.
Li Luyou beat up the little guy until his nose turned blue and his face became all swollen in very little time.