Volume VI Part 5 (2/2)

”But Charley, old man,” I pleaded, ”all that you'd have to do would be to let him _talk_ to you. I don't ask you to suffer for it. Just pay--that's all--pay my money!”

”I'm awfully easily talked into things,” said Charley. (There was never such a mule on the Produce Exchange.) ”He'd be saying, 'Take this'--and I'm the kind of blankety-blank fool that would take it!”

Then I did a mean thing. I reminded Crossman of having backed some bills of his--big bills, too--at a time when it was touch and go whether he'd manage to keep his head above water.

”Westoby,” he replied, ”don't think that time has lessened my sense of that obligation. I'd cut off my right hand to do you a good turn. But for heaven's sake, don't ask me to monkey with my gout!”

The best I could get out of him was the promise of an anemic servant-girl. Nevill generously threw in a groom with varicose veins.

Small contributions, but thankfully received.

”Now, what you do,” said Nevill, ”is to go round right off and interview Bishop Jordan. He has sick people to burn!”

But I said Jones would get on to it if I deluged him with the misery of the slums.

”That's just where the bishop comes in,” said Nevill. ”There isn't a man more in touch with the saddest kind of poverty in New York--the decent, clean, shrinking poverty that hides away from all the dead-head coffee and doughnuts. If I was in your fix I'd fall over myself to reach Jordan!”

”Yes, you try Jordan,” said Charley, who, I'm sure, had never heard of him before.

”Then it's me for Jordan,” said I.

I went down stairs and told one of the bell-boys to look up the address in the telephone-book. It seemed to me he looked pale, that boy.

”Aren't you well, Dan?” I said.

”I don't know what's the matter with me, sir. I guess it must be the night work.”

I gave him a five-dollar bill and made him write down 1892 Eighth Avenue on a piece of paper.

”You go and see Doctor Jones first thing,” I said. ”And don't mention my name, nor spend the money on _Her Mad Marriage_.”

I jumped into a hansom with a pleasant sense that I was beginning to make the fur fly.

”That's a horrible cold of yours, Cabby,” I said as we stopped at the bishop's door and I handed him up a dollar bill. ”That's just the kind of a cold that makes graveyards hum!”

”I can't shake it off, sir,” he said despondently. ”Try what I can, and it's never no use!”

”There's one doctor in the world who can cure anything,” I said; ”Doctor Henry Jones, 1892 Eighth Avenue. I was worse than you two weeks ago, and now look at me! Take this five dollars, and for heaven's sake, man, put yourself in his hands quick.”

Bishop Jordan was a fine type of modern clergyman. He was broad-shouldered mentally as well as physically, and he brought to philanthropic work the thoroughness, care, enthusiasm and capacity that would have earned him a fortune in business.

”Bishop,” I said, ”I've come to see if I can't make a trade with you!”

He raised his grizzled eyebrows and gave me a very searching look.

”A trade,” he repeated in a holding-back kind of tone, as though wondering what the trap was.

”Here's a check for one thousand dollars drawn to your order,” I went on. ”And here's the address of Doctor Henry Jones, 1892 Eighth Avenue. I want this money to reach him via your sick people, and that without my name being known or at all suspected.”

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