Volume IV Part 21 (1/2)

”Well, the ground under my feet was soft, and, being relieved of my heavy boots, I put off with double-quick time, and, seeing the creek about half a mile off, I ventured to look over my shoulder to see what kind of chance there was to hold up and load. The red-skin was coming jogging along, pretty well blowed out, about five hundred yards in the rear. Thinks I, 'Here goes to load, anyhow.' So at it I went: in went the powder, and, putting on my patch, down went the ball about half-way, and off snapped my ramrod!”

”Thunder and lightning!” shouted the old woodsman, who was worked up to the top-notch in the ”member's” story.

”Good gracious! wasn't I in a pickle! There was the red whelp within two hundred yards of me, pacing along and _loading up his rifle as he came_!

I jerked out the broken ramrod, dashed it away, and started on, priming up as I cantered off, determined to turn and give the red-skin a blast, anyhow, as soon as I reached the creek.

”I was now within a hundred yards of the creek, could see the smoke from the settlement chimneys. A few more jumps, and I was by the creek. The Indian was close upon me: he gave a whoop, and I raised my rifle: on he came, knowing that I had broken my ramrod and my load not down: another whoop! whoop! and he was within fifty yards of me. I pulled trigger, and--”

”And killed _him_?” chuckled Riley.

”No, _sir_! I missed fire!”

”And the red-skin--” shouted the old woodsman, in a frenzy of excitement.

”_Fired and killed me!_”

The screams and shouts that followed this finale brought landlord n.o.ble, servants and hostlers running up stairs to see if the house was on fire!

”AS GOOD AS A PLAY”

BY HORACE E. SCUDDER

There was quite a row of them on the mantel-piece. They were all facing front, and it looked as if they had come out of the wall behind, and were on their little stage facing the audience. There was the bronze monk reading a book by the light of a candle, who had a private opening under his girdle, so that sometimes his head was thrown violently back, and one looked down into him and found him full of brimstone matches.

Then the little boy leaning against a greyhound; he was made of Parian, very fine Parian, too, so that one would expect to find a gla.s.s cover over him: but no, the gla.s.s cover stood over a cat and a cat made of worsted, too: still it was a very old cat, fifty years old in fact.

There was another young person there, young like the boy leaning on a greyhound, and she, too, was of Parian: she was very fair in front, but behind--ah, that is a secret which is not quite time yet to tell. One other stood there, at least she seemed to stand, but n.o.body could see her feet, for her dress was so very wide and so finely flounced. She was the china girl that rose out of a pen-wiper.

The fire in the grate below was of soft coal, and flashed up and down, throwing little jets of flame up that made very pretty foot-lights. So here was a stage, and here were the actors, but where was the audience?

Oh, the Audience was in the arm-chair in front. He had a special seat; he was a critic, and could get up when he wanted to, when the play became tiresome, and go out.

”It is painful to say such things out loud,” said the Boy-leaning-against-a-greyhound, with a trembling voice, ”but we have been together so long, and these people round us never will go away.

Dear girl, will you?--you know.” It was the Parian girl that he spoke to, but he did not look at her; he could not, he was leaning against the greyhound; he only looked at the Audience.

”I am not quite sure,” she coughed. ”If, now, you were under a gla.s.s case.”

”I am under a gla.s.s case,” spoke up the Cat-made-of-worsted. ”Marry me.

I am fifty years old. Marry me, and live under a gla.s.s case.”

”Shocking!” said she. ”How can you? Fifty years old, too! That would indeed be a match!”

”Marry!” muttered the bronze Monk-reading-a-book. ”A match! I am full of matches, but I don't marry. Folly!”

”You stand up very straight, neighbor,” said the Cat-made-of-worsted.

”I never bend,” said the bronze Monk-reading-a-book. ”Life is earnest. I read a book by candle. I am never idle.”

The Cat-made-of-worsted grinned to himself.