Part 1 (1/2)
Equation of Doom.
by Gerald Vance.
”Your name ith Jathon Ramthey?” the Port Security Officer lisped politely.
Jason Ramsey, who wore the uniform of Interstellar Transfer Service and was the only Earthman in the Service here on Irwadi, smiled and said: ”Take three guesses. You know darn well I'm Ramsey.” He was a big man even by Earth standards, which meant he towered over the Irwadian's green, scaly head. He was fair of skin and had hair the color of copper.
It was rumored on Irwadi and elsewhere that he couldn't return to Earth because of some crime he had committed.
”Alwayth the chip on the shoulder,” the Port Security Officer said.
”Won't you Earthmen ever learn?” The splay-tongued reptile-humanoids of Irwadi always spoke Interstellar _Coine_ with a p.r.o.nounced lisp which Ramsey found annoying, especially since it went so well with the officious and underhanded behavior for which the Irwadians were famous the galaxy over.
”Get to the point,” Ramsey said harshly. ”I have a s.h.i.+p to take through hyper-s.p.a.ce.”
”No. You have no s.h.i.+p.”
”No? Then what's this?” His irritation mounting, Ramsey pulled out the Interstellar Transfer Service authorization form and showed it to the Security Officer. ”A tip-sheet for the weightless races at Fomalhaut VI?”
The Security Officer said: ”Ha, ha, ha.” He could not laugh; he merely uttered the phonetic equivalent of laughter. On harsh Irwadi, laughter would have been a cultural anomaly. ”You make joketh. Well, nevertheleth, you have no s.h.i.+p.” He expanded his scaly green barrel chest and declaimed: ”At 0400 hours thith morning, the government of Irwadi hath planetarithed the Irwadi Tranthfer Thervith.”
”Planetarized the Transfer Service!” gasped Ramsey in surprise. He knew the Irwadians had been contemplating the move in theory for many years, but he also knew that transferring a stars.h.i.+p from normal s.p.a.ce through hyper-s.p.a.ce back to normal s.p.a.ce again was a tremendously difficult and technical task. He doubted if half a dozen Irwadians had mastered it, yet the Irwadi branch of Interstellar Transfer Service was made up of seventy-five hyper-s.p.a.ce pilots of divers planetalities.
”Ecthactly,” said the Security Officer, as amused as an Irwadian could be by the amazement in Ramsey's frank green eyes. ”Tho if you will kindly thurrender your permit?”
”Let's see it in writing, huh?”
The Security Officer complied. Ramsey read the official doc.u.ment, scowled, and handed over his Irwadi pilot license. ”What about the _Polaris_?” he wanted to know. The _Polaris_ was a Centaurian s.h.i.+p he'd been scheduled to take through hyper-s.p.a.ce on the run from Irwadi to Centauri III.
”Temporarily grounded, captain. Or should I thay, ecth-captain?”
”Temporarily my foot,” said Ramsey. ”It'll be months before you Irwadians can get even a fraction of the s.h.i.+ps into hyper. You must be out of your minds.”
”Our problem, captain. Not yourth.”
That was true enough. Ramsey shrugged.
”Your problem,” the Security Officer went on blandly, ”will be to find a meanth of thelf-thupport until you and all other ecthra-planetarieth can be removed from Irwadi. We owe you ecthra-planetarieth nothing. Ethpect no charity from uth.”
Ramsey shrugged. Like all extra-planetaries on a bleak, friendless world like Irwadi, he'd regularly gambled away and drank away his monthly paycheck in the interstellar settlement which the Irwadians had established in the Old Quarter of Irwadi City. But last month he'd managed to come out even at the gaming tables, so he had a few hundred credits to his name. That would be enough, he told himself, to tide him over until Interstellar Transfer Service came to the rescue of its stranded pilots.
Ramsey went up the gangway and got his gear from the _Polaris_. When he returned down the gangway, the late afternoon wind was blowing across the s.p.a.cefield tarmac, a wet, bone-chilling wind which only the reptile-humanoid Irwadians didn't seem to mind.
Ramsey fastened the toggles of his cold-weather cape, put his head down and hunched his shoulders, and walked into the teeth of the wind. He did not look back at the _Polaris_, marooned indefinitely on Irwadi despite anything the Centaurian owners or anyone else for that matter could do about it.
The Irwadi Security Officer, whose name was Chind Ramar, walked up the gangway and ordered the s.h.i.+p's Centaurian first officer to a.s.semble his crew and pa.s.sengers. Chind Ramar allowed himself the rare luxury of a fleeting smile. He could imagine this scene being duplicated on fifty s.h.i.+ps here on his native planet today, fifty outworld s.h.i.+ps which had no business at all on Irwadi. Of course, Irwadi was an important planet-of-call in the Galactic Federation because the vital metal t.i.tanium was found as abundantly in Irwadian soil as aluminum is found in the soil of an Earth-style planet. t.i.tanium, in alloy with steel and manganese, was the only element which could withstand the tremendous heat generated in the drive-chambers of interstellar s.h.i.+ps during transfer. In the future, Chind Ramar told himself with a kind of cold pride, only Irwadian pilots, piloting Irwadian s.h.i.+ps through hyper-s.p.a.ce, would bring t.i.tanium to the waiting galaxy. At Irwadi prices.
With great relish, Chind Ramar announced the facts of planetarization and told the Centaurians and their pa.s.sengers that they would be stranded for an indefinite period on Irwadi. Amazement, anger, bl.u.s.ter, debate, and finally resignation--the reactions were the expected ones, in the expected order. It was easy, Chind Ramar thought, with all but the interstellar soldiers of fortune like Jason Ramsey. Ramsey, of course, would need watching. As for these others....