Part 62 (1/2)

Tuesday, January 13, 1987 Had to go to a Food E that Dr Kritsick the handsoht breakfast cereal was putting hundred-dollar bills in the boxes and you had to go through the store finding the hunt (cab 4) And there were no celebrities, really, although there were supposed to have been Just a karate guy But the great and only celebrity was Eddie Fisher and he wassobut ugly, but he's so much fun! so uy because he's like Eddie without curls If I'd ever met Eddie in the sixties ould've been best of friends Now he just does charity work The first thing he said was, ”You did a picture of e of him and Liz And I told him about all my crystal doctors and chiropractors and he was really interested and then later as I was leaving the office at 5:00-I had to leave early-he was calling, he'd looked up the I can see why Carrie Fisher uy because he's like Eddie without curls If I'd ever met Eddie in the sixties ould've been best of friends Now he just does charity work The first thing he said was, ”You did a picture of e of him and Liz And I told him about all my crystal doctors and chiropractors and he was really interested and then later as I was leaving the office at 5:00-I had to leave early-he was calling, he'd looked up the Interview Interview number, and so I'll call him back He was so much fun number, and so I'll call hi, ent through the store and I only found one box but Kritsick found ten and Eddie found two so I gave hi and they offered rand and said no, but I should've taken it because it was so windy out (newspapers 5, phone 2, cab 5)

Wednesday, January 14, 1987 It was a beautiful warm day Went to the office and Ian McKellen was there for lunch, it was Fred's lunch, and Sarah Giles from Vanity Fair Vanity Fair And he was so cute, he's so sexy, his play Wild Honey Wild Honey just closed on Broadway and I really wanted to see it, it looked so good in the TV ads just closed on Broadway and I really wanted to see it, it looked so good in the TV ads

Went to the Dolly Parton party with Sa right e got there and she gave a speech saying that this was a party to celebrate signing with CBS Records after being with RCA for twenty years She just turned forty and she looks absolutely beautiful, but like everything's been done She's really tiny but her tits are so huge they have have to be iet that thin and still have those big tits- I'm sure they would've shrunk Barry Diller came with Calvin and Kelly, and David Brenner caet that thin and still have those big tits- I'm sure they would've shrunk Barry Diller came with Calvin and Kelly, and David Brenner came

Dolly eet Danny Fields was there and I told him I want to tape his life story and he said he would let me

All the Details Details people were there and they had the new issue with Stephen Saban's pictures that he took in a photo booth in '65 ere down at the University of Pennsylvania for uess at the tin one picture and Edie signed another and Gerard signed another It's a full page and it looked great Annie Flanders was there and Michael Musto Ja four-inch heels and so was Dolly And a black guy na he was so Sa there with his snotty attitude and said, ”I see these young kids and all I can think is, 'Pay your dues' ” And he was right, Sam has a lot to learn and I hope he learns it I spoiled hilamorous places when his mind wasn't ready for it Now he thinks that's what he deserves and he's fresh to everybody people were there and they had the new issue with Stephen Saban's pictures that he took in a photo booth in '65 ere down at the University of Pennsylvania for uess at the tin one picture and Edie signed another and Gerard signed another It's a full page and it looked great Annie Flanders was there and Michael Musto Ja four-inch heels and so was Dolly And a black guy na he was so Sa there with his snotty attitude and said, ”I see these young kids and all I can think is, 'Pay your dues' ” And he was right, Sam has a lot to learn and I hope he learns it I spoiled hilamorous places when his mind wasn't ready for it Now he thinks that's what he deserves and he's fresh to everybody

And then Paige and I walked over to Nell's It was beautiful weather, in the forties or fifties And Nell's was so glauess boyfriend Sean And against the as Claus von Bulow and Cosi pictures of people like Fred passed out on the divans She has a funny picture of Taki whispering in Bob Colacello's ear and Anthony Haden-Guest trying to hear it And Sting was there, he wears Cerutti clothes now, and Nell asked him how his career and all started and he said this and that happened and then he said, ”And then Andy made azine cover He said he wants to do plays now I don't knohy Sting would ever do that FrankensteinFrankenstein, that would've been so

And then Nell left her chair and then Bob Dylan caraphy show at the Miller Gallery-that he'd literally just come from there And then Nell came back and pretended she didn't knoho he was and said that that was her her seat seat

I want Nell to take pictures for Interview Interview, but she only takes color pictures so I left her some of my black and white film

I introduced von Bulow to Nell and then to Dylan I lost lad because I hated it But then I found it That cashid's friend who knitted it on a machine and it was supposed to be like the red Halston one I'd lost, but the Halston one was soe dropped me off at 2:00

And poor Bess Myerson's on suspension She's really in trouble because they say she sort of bribed a judge to reduce her married boyfriend's ali over this sixty-year-old lady

Friday, January 16, 1987 I just can't face going to Europe And the TV news said they're srease in Russia this week, it's so cold over there

Rode uptown to the David Salle opening Bruno and Yoyo were there It's sixties work all froether and beautiful It's intellectual

And Sastaff died the other day

Then cabbed to Mr Chow's for the Salle dinner (5) All the art dealers were there And Mary Boone ants to give ave ood review

I still want to do the ”Worst of Warhol,” all the stuff that didn't coh have to do h

Bruno wanted to sit with Robert Mapplethorpe but I didn't want to He's sick I sat at another place

Saturday, January 17, 1987 Did a last Diary with PH before the European trip where it's still so cold Went to the office and worked until 7:00, and then Paige pickedKeith's shoas interesting, the work looked different, it was as if he wanted to have a lot of things to show so he worked faster, it's not so planned-looking Yoko and her Saone off to a birthday party, that he was old enough now to be ee, where's Sean?” To uess it was hs) I'm still jealous that Sean likes Keith better than me I'm still jealous that Sean likes Keith better than me

Sunday, January 18, 1987-New York-Paris The weather in New York was great and I hated to leave it Got up at 6:00 and packed I tried not to think The bag was too heavy, don't knohy I never change clothes over there and never take a shower I alind up just sleeping in ht Chris Makos picked me up at 10:00 Picked Fred up, he was on ti on my back

Got to Paris A driver named Freddy picked us up Checked into Hotel Lenox Chris had the better roo but it was cute Small but cute All that nice old kind of French wood We walked on the ice to the Cafe Flore Had some sandwiches and that was it We were the only ones there, we closed it (35) Back at the hotel I fell asleep with all the lights on Chris was smart, he had two heaters sent up to his room

Monday, January 19, 1987-Paris We went to the Beaubourg and Chris got us in free andthe Schnabel show there and it looked great, he looked like a talented artist, and then ent up to the japanese show, it looked like they copied everything froht Lunch at this chic cafe (35) I went down to pee and it was a wonderful bathroo behind it and you piss on the glass So modern, so weird If Chris hadn't told me, I wouldn't have knohere to pee It looks like a fountain

Tuesday, January 20, 1987-Paris Ran into Art Kane, the photographer, and spent soain, to a French wife Ran into Fred, had soht up on the good ones (20) Tried calling some kids for dinner but nobody seemed to answer their phone-James Brown and all those kids Chris looked at our plane tickets and noticed that they went to Ro to fire our travel agent Chris worked on the phone getting it straightened out Stayed up reading azines

Wednesday, January 21, 1987-Paris-Milan Met by the police and they took us right through custo because Lisa Soltilis ith lolas and she'd gotten the police to do everything for us If we'd been sneaking in s it would've been so easy She was so friendly, but later we began hearing wild stories about how her husband was keeping lolas in a sanitarium Found lolas in the VIP room He was like a little old lady wrapped up in fabric We found out later he'd come out of the hospital just to pick us up Then the whole story began unraveling lolas was just presenting presenting me at the bank Credito-Valtellinese ”Alexander lolas Presents Andy Warhol” He otten all thisdown that day and , so there was lots of publicity lolas was really sweet He had to be driven back to the hospital Lisa took us to the hotel Our rooms were beautiful The Principe di Savoy Christopher took the best rooazines 25, waiter 5) Daniela Morera called and began taking over She said she had the flu and I kneas going to get it froallery to do press and TV We had a car of our oenty-four-hour service me at the bank Credito-Valtellinese ”Alexander lolas Presents Andy Warhol” He otten all thisdown that day and , so there was lots of publicity lolas was really sweet He had to be driven back to the hospital Lisa took us to the hotel Our rooms were beautiful The Principe di Savoy Christopher took the best rooazines 25, waiter 5) Daniela Morera called and began taking over She said she had the flu and I kneas going to get it froallery to do press and TV We had a car of our oenty-four-hour service

Thursday, January 22, 1987-Milan Went to the gallery for the 11:00 press conference, 250 press people Scary and stupid Got that all over with Signed a lot of posters Then we had free time Lunch with Gianni Versace, went to his castle Rizzoli's old castle Big Root Versace to buy It was grand, huge, so glaallery to do another press conference at 4:30 Stayed till 8:30 with Daniela coughing in raphs Gianni did the costuot us tickets so I could slip away frorabbed ot us tickets so I could slip away frorabbedthe opera, then had to go to this dinner for irlfriend there who he wrote all the poems about, Benedetta Barzini She ith her husband and being so grand I ate a lot and Daniela was coughing into ht while she talked into ot it Went home just exhausted

Friday, January 23, 1987-Milan Woke up feeling a little funny, read the newspapers (waiter 5) Daniela was going to come and take us to lunch but I was exhausted and I decided I'd stay in and nap a little My te vitaot sour Then lolas called to say he was coht's sleep Daniela went out with Chris and Fred and they brought store medicines which turned out to be antihista me to sleep, so it was a day of horror but it went by fast

Iolas looked all right And Fred stayed on an extra day to do business with hi my temperature every ood ti able to sleep My te ready to get up at 6:00

Saturday, January 24, 1987-Milan-New York Got up in Milan I hadn't slept all night after taking the pills that Daniela got me All they did was dry , butso I think I just had the twenty-four-hour flu, after all I'd taken vitaotthere all night, just stuck, and didn't go anywhere I hate Daniela for giving me the flu and I hate her for those pills But I'd also taken Valiu everything was fine Left the place (concierge 50, doorazines 20) Got to the airport easily

And on the plane a milestone happened-I was in the International Herald Tribune International Herald Tribune and I didn't even bother to clip the article I just-didn't-care So I've gotten to that point Maybe it was just that I felt so sick, but still I didn't bother And Chris pointed out that this lady in Milan as so nice and sweet and glas and I didn't even bother to clip the article I just-didn't-care So I've gotten to that point Maybe it was just that I felt so sick, but still I didn't bother And Chris pointed out that this lady in Milan as so nice and sweet and glas

We got to New York and the driver aiting (car 70) I didn't get a receipt I really wasn't feeling well

Sunday, January 25, 1987 Paige eet, she brought over soup and bread and dessert frooes out of her way and she's got so y, she's like Chris, except that Chris only does it for hiets upset when things happen, because she puts so rand in the Philippines, suards killed thirteen people at the palace Why didn't they shoot over their heads? Or use tear gas It makes you think that Communists did it to other Co

It was Superbowl Sunday and seeing the people in the stands, football gae wants to a in Brooklyn-Manhattan is too sophisticated

Then there were tickets put aside for uest appearance in Karole Ar that her boyfriend David Salle did the costued dinner at Indochine with the New York City Ballet people to talk about the curtain they want n That was at 9:45 or 10:00

The phone kept ringing and e brought Kenny Scharf called trying to get me to buy land in Brazil and I'd been ready to send him a check but then Fred had screa that it's just black-market sales and you don't have a contract or really proof that you own it But it's so cheap And Paige wanted to go in on it with o down for a week and check it out You get (laughs) (laughs) your own coconut tree But they say there are too s there and that they could just take the land away froee, it's so cheap your own coconut tree But they say there are too s there and that they could just take the land away froee, it's so cheap

Stuart and I went to Sotheby's and it was packed, they had Americana Jamie Wyeth was there but not Phyllis, and he looks older, he's lost his boyish charstore and got some Maalox

And Peter Wise called up, I kneould call because I heard he wants a job with Stuart Pivar But ever since that time he wouldn't accept my word over Kent Klineman's, I just think he's stupidDidn't I ever tell the Diary about this? About the big fight I had with Peter? I ood friends with hi hi, ”Well that's not what Kent says,” and I said, ”Well if 1 say so's red and you can see that it's not, you should still believe me because we're friends” So I told him that if he didn't want to believe me he should just ask Fred and he did and it turned out I was right, but he hadn't believed ht it was so awful And when he called yesterday we never got around to talking about the job he wants to get working for Stuart, but I know that's what he wanted

And now somehow I've hired Chris's friend Ken to pick uard He's a really good-looking tall blond kid The one from Florida

So then I went over to the Joyce Theater and Tama met us there, she came in from Princeton (tickets 40) The production was stinkeroo, but Robert LaFosse is really professional

Then after the ballet I couldn't face dinner at Indochine so I just went to a fruit stand and I got a pineapple and bananas and apples and I went ho (cab 9) And then I made juices out of the stuff and by the tione to the dinner-after squeezing everything and washi+ng out the juicer Took a sleeping pill and slept all night Woke up at 6:00

Monday, January 26, 1987 Ken picked me up and it was too cold to pass interviews interviews out so we didn't even take any (azines 6) Went to the West Side to Dr Li's (cab 4) out so we didn't even take any (azines 6) Went to the West Side to Dr Li's (cab 4)

Our Charlie Sheen cover is really good ti And Interview's Interview's coe rates it'll save 20,000 a -I don't knohat does coe rates it'll save 20,000 a -I don't knohat does

Paige said there were big advertising dinners on Wednesday and Thursday, and Nikki Haskell called and invited hts I don't know about these advertising dinners-you give up a night of your life just to try to get one ad But on the other hand you do meet people, and sometimes it turns into other other business with them business with theo to dinner Cabbed to II Cantinori (5) And when Pino doesn't do the food it's just awful It was also with Elizabeth Saltzman and her new boyfriend- Glenn Dubini! Glenn Dubini! And it was so odd to see hiuess he does have money after all, I wasn't sure when he ith Bianca They had just flown to the Superbowl in a private plane and stayed at the Beverly Hills and come back the next day Simon LeBon and Nick Rhodes arrived (dinner 240) And it was so odd to see hiuess he does have money after all, I wasn't sure when he ith Bianca They had just flown to the Superbowl in a private plane and stayed at the Beverly Hills and come back the next day Simon LeBon and Nick Rhodes arrived (dinner 240)

Oh, and I talked on the phone to Glenn O'Brien about why the sixties were co an article for Elle Elle, he was fun

Got ho and it was Billy Na? He's up there in Poughkeepsie and he's organizing a sixties reunion and he has like three jobs up there, deputy sheriff and everything, and he was just chattering away-”You kno deeply I love you, honey”-about how Gerard is corid Superstar and how I'd be picked up and taken to Stephen Shore's house-he works at Bard College now-and all this stuff But I' to just have to tell Billy that I can't face the past And I'd walked into the house and didn't look where I stepped and so I was talking to hi poop all over my shoes

Tuesday, January 27, 1987 Manson was on the Today Sho and he was saying why did he kill so few people-that he could've been and he was saying why did he kill so few people-that he could've been really really big and killed everybody Here's all thishi and killed everybody Here's all thishim alive when he should just be killed

Michelle Loud ca on the sewing ether the porno photos I've been taking, but I have to call the office office and say to hide theot around the office now-the ones froot around the office now-the ones from Interview Intervieho I don't even know-they'd probably report ain I bet they could still arrest you for taking porno pictures, if they who I don't even know-they'd probably report ain I bet they could still arrest you for taking porno pictures, if they wanted wanted to to

Wednesday, January 28, 1987 Howard Read said Victor Bockris came to interview hiive an interview-he doesn't know anything about me