Part 57 (1/2)

Tuesday, April 8, 1986 Worked till 8:00 I have to have the Maria Shriver thing done soon I guess I can't go to her wedding because they won't let o alone to Hyannis Fred wasn't invited He wasn't even invited to Caroline's I think hers is before Maria's

Wednesday, April 9, 1986 Was picked up by Paige at 11:00 We went over to Elektra Records, and she was in a funny ot out of it Then, at the end of the evening, she handed me her video ca to take pictures anymore

Thursday, April 10, 1986 Missed lunch at the office, but got in a few good hours of work Paige gave me the rest of her camera, the attache in Europe but she said to do whatever I wanted with it, that she was through with it

Saturday, April 12, 1986-Paris The gallery was pretty nice, and I guess the guy's just trying to nes-Bastille The dollar's gone do in Paris so people are more interested in art I had done the 10 Statues of Liberty thing (cab 6) Wandered around Paris with Chris Makos and Fred Went to the Cafe Flore and didn't ht up on sleep

Tuesday, April 15, 1986-Paris We were going to do live TV on this very faot there they were setting up All of a sudden they heard about Libya being bouy had to leave and he left some lady there, so then they weren't interested in me anymore but they had to pretend to still be, and I don't know if they were really doing it or just going through the motions I think they just faked it They didn't even askand it sounded like they just made it up They said they put it on tape but I don't think they did (cab 10, 5)

Went to an Arab restaurant or Libyan, one of those kinds of restaurants in the rich area, near YSL It was fun, started to rain more Couscous (lunch 75)

We had dinner with Billy Boy and all the people froallery and it was like a twenty-course dinner and Billy Boy said he was a health-food person, that he didn't drink, but there he was drinking right in front ofreat company because all you had to do was say ”Barbie,” and he just talked away and that solved everything, nobody had to worry about conversation We had a good tihtclub scene

Monday, April 21, 1986-New York Sae didn't call

Cabbed to 33rd and Fifth (6) and then the party proble to have a surprise birthday party for Sae wasn't talking to me I called her at Interview Interview and she said, ”I'e, it's and she said, ”I'e, it's me” me” And she said, ”Yes, well, I'm very busy” And so she was mad at me, but I knew she was ave e without a ca around and being hysterical And this went on all afternoon, and then Jean Michel called and caether, and that was tense, and then she said that she would set up the dinner for Sa to it, and she left work early And then soe and toldout-she was mad that I didn't call all the time I was over in Europe, since And she said, ”Yes, well, I'm very busy” And so she was mad at me, but I knew she was ave e without a ca around and being hysterical And this went on all afternoon, and then Jean Michel called and caether, and that was tense, and then she said that she would set up the dinner for Sa to it, and she left work early And then soe and toldout-she was mad that I didn't call all the time I was over in Europe, since she she always calls always calls me me when she's on vacation, and also because she said I led her on right up until the lasther think I would o on the Paris trip and then instead we took Chris Fred just didn't want the extra work-it's so easy to du her a nice hotel and then picking her up and having dinner and seeing advertisers, and all that And Fred was so grouchy on this trip and I told hih to be rotten if I want” when she's on vacation, and also because she said I led her on right up until the lasther think I would o on the Paris trip and then instead we took Chris Fred just didn't want the extra work-it's so easy to du her a nice hotel and then picking her up and having dinner and seeing advertisers, and all that And Fred was so grouchy on this trip and I told hih to be rotten if I want”

And so at the office I talked to the girl fro soo alone, and so she started giving o with Grace Jones” I said, ”Grace is not reliable And if she did go she'd bring her own people, anyway” And then they said, ”Well Abe Scho with him,” and I said, ”I don't know Abe Sch,” and I said, ”I don't know Joanne Scho with her,” and I said, ”I do not know Lady Schuess I can't go” So I guess I'et him invited, since he hadn't been invited on his own And Maura Moynihan called and said she hadn't been invited to the thing but that she was going up anyway, to Boston, because Kerry Kennedy and Mary Richardson were going to be there

So anyway, Paige and I sort ofIt's weird that Paige would get so emotional about me And then I had to be creative to think of birthday presents for Sarandmother-type birthday card, and I did a canvas that had dollars pasted onto it and then I remembered they even make those sheets of money, but this you can just rip money off when you need it, like for tips Went ho to open Al Capone's secret rooo on for two hours

Sae had some advertisers there to do some business, and I told her to invite Keith and his new Juan, and then Billy Boy had just arrived in town froe invited hiave Saave hiave him boxer shorts from Armani

Tuesday, April 22, 1986 Dilly-dallied around Went to the office Gael came up and made those mm-mm noises she makes and she mmm'd and looked at her portrait I decided to , just because it was easier She was hard to do She has good eyes but her jaas difficult She was thrilled, I guess Grace Jones called with laryngitis and I said thaton Saturday, so ether

Wednesday, April 23, 1986 I didn't call Grace yesterday but I guess we're going to the Schwarzenegger wedding because the weather's supposed to be nice

Walked down for a while then cabbed (3) and there was a huge lunch going on There were Whitney Museum people and shi+seido cosmetics people and someone fro in the sa with Adolfo and how the Adolfo people spray their perfume in the lobby and then the Guy Laroche people come and scrub it down and put theirs theirs, and back and forth

Billy Boy caht hi I did because he entertained those shi+seido people, he just filled up the lunch with Barbie talk

Thursday, April 24, 1986 Brigid ca into thewith her-she had this gold bracelet and she said, ”I got the guy on the street down from 60 to 40” And I just looked at her and said, ”Are you serious?” She said, ”Look, it's got 14K in four places” And Jay laughed and asked her, ”Was it a black guy?” and she said yes And I said, ”Don't you know that they just sit there on the street with a little stamper machine and stamp on the 14Ks?” And she wouldn't believe us, and I told her to go to the jewelry store on the corner and ask the guy I bet her 5, and then when she came back from the place she sent 5 upstairs to me because the jeweler just looked looked at it and said, ”No” I didn't want the h-I just wanted her to have it tested And Jay earing a suit He looks nice when he wears a tie and jacket, but then you can't ask hih-I just wanted her to have it tested And Jay earing a suit He looks nice when he wears a tie and jacket, but then you can't ask hi

I called Rupert to find out where he was and he said Edmund Gaultney was rushed to St Vincent's He just ca tothese plane trips, you really pick up viruses on planes Like he went to Key West before And they thought he'd had a heart attack, but it was an epileptic seizure Now he's in a coma

Friday, April 25, 1986 I talked to Dolly Fox and she said that Charlie Sheen sent her a ticket to go to the Philippines So that's exciting I read in the papers that Grace Jones was takingin her her plane, so I guess Grace called her press agent and put that in so I guess thatthe day and she'd answer the phone and say hello in this low slurred voice and then hang up She'd stayed up all night I guess and was answering the phone in her sleep plane, so I guess Grace called her press agent and put that in so I guess thatthe day and she'd answer the phone and say hello in this low slurred voice and then hang up She'd stayed up all night I guess and was answering the phone in her sleep

Peter Wise agreed to fly up with us-the wedding's right near his house on the Cape, and then drive us back to the plane, so that'll be good

Went over to Bernsohn's and it was sort of fun He gave iven me one, and I said no But I didn't tell his of Maria Shriver to give for a wedding present

Saturday, April 26, 1986-New York-Hyannis, Massachusetts-New York I got up at 6:00, called Peter at 7:00 The doorbell rang half an hour early and it was Peter with no Grace He said he went to pick her up and woke her up and she said to cohtly cloudy

We went to pick up Grace in the Village and she came out in Norma Kamali black wool underwear Also a fur Kenzo hat She put her makeup on in the car and in the plane We arrived an hour late to the airport The flight was so easy, through this grey fog all the way and nothing happened, whereas on a clear day soreen Azzedine in the ladies' rooon, and he knehere the church was and drove us there Then he went to check on his house in East Falmouth

The crowd outside the church screaest mob I've ever seen around a church We went in and they had folding chairs near the door Oprah Winfrey gave a speech Jamie and Phyllis Wyeth were in front of us and they turned around and said that we'd caused too much commotion outside, they were funny And at the car rental we'd seen all these glamorous names like ”Clint Eastwood” and ”Barbara Walters” and the St Ja this storybook wedding, you just wonder about what it'll be like when the divorce coot communion so she walked all the way around the church with John-John to show herself off, she looked beautiful The church service was an hour, and the wedding cere ”Ave Maria” Peter aiting outside and later he told us that when Arnold and Maria went out they were nice for the photographers, they rolled down theand smiled and posed But Jackie never suess they'd had parties for three days or soht before, Arnold gavea wife and you're gaining a painting” And everyone was telling reat it was, they really loved it And then a friend of Arnold's brought in a sculpture that Kurt Waldhei all these speeches, and he said, ”My friends don't want me to mention Kurt's name because of all the recent nazi stuff and the UN controversy, but I love him and Maria does too and so thank you, Kurt”

Outside the church there was a liot to the coet in the liht there He handed s I did of Maria, but then I didn't knohat to do with the saw me and he said he'd put the Ran into an Austrian and he took us to a tent where oyster openers were getting oysters ready and Grace wanted so served to people in the other tent, but then someone came over with a plate of them just for her and she ate thirty oysters and then twentythem down

And Christopher Kennedy was around, he's so cute Jackie was sitting with Bettina And Marc Bohan I didn't look at Jackie, I felt too funny Then there was dancing and oing off to do another party He works so hard Grace began dancing and it was like in awith a little boy We were at Joe Kennedy's table with his wife Talked to Nancy Collins I asked her if she was covering it and she said, ”Oh no no no This is a personal thing” She was best friends with Maria, I don't knohen We talked about the Stallone piece she did for going off to do another party He works so hard Grace began dancing and it was like in awith a little boy We were at Joe Kennedy's table with his wife Talked to Nancy Collins I asked her if she was covering it and she said, ”Oh no no no This is a personal thing” She was best friends with Maria, I don't knohen We talked about the Stallone piece she did for Rolling Stone Rolling Stone, which wasn't much, and she was annoyed with Stallone, she said he put her off six tiave PH an hour and Interview's Intervieas really great, unusual I was trying to take pictures but I couldn't get in there and really shove Arnold's body-building friends had careat, unusual I was trying to take pictures but I couldn't get in there and really shove Arnold's body-building friends had cameras and so the Kennedys couldn't really stop therapher and they would say, ”Oh, Chuck, would you coed to the Kennedys

Like at Madonna's wedding, they should have let guests take pictures because people at a wedding, they'd just be doing it for themselves anyway Maybe years years later you'd use them but you wouldn't rush them to the later you'd use them but you wouldn't rush the in the etables that they steamed while you watched Grace and Ted Kennedy danced Then Grace and Arnold were having a talk about what she should do about Dolph because he's fucking all her girlfriends I told her she should reat wedding But I always give Grace the wrong advice I'm the one who told her she'd never make it unless she toned down her look, that people would never go for anything so extreh Everybody was coave a speech, he was in tails And he was talking about ”losing a daughter” Well, I mean, she's twenty-nine-he's lucky to lose her

And Arnold gave a speech and was saying wonderful love things like that he'd make her happy It was the first ti all out loud

Then it was time to leave and two Kennedy boys had Grace by the door and one was rubbing his cock against her and then ent to the airport

Sunday, April 27, 1986 The day started out early with my brother John and his wife And it's so odd, it's two people you don't really knoho look so different fro to make you think what is this life all about Their son Donald is still in college, he'll get out in August and he's a computer expert so maybe we should hire him at Interview Interview if it's not too late, if we don't need somebody before then if it's not too late, if we don't need somebody before then

Went to the flea market and ran into Billy Boy with Mel Odom When the sun was out it was hot, but when it was in it was cold Billy Boy wasn't in aand jack the Schiaparelli prices up He could be good-looking, he has good proportions, but he stoops over and he's pigeon-toed, so you don't notice But then he is about 6'2” and he had on a leopard jacket and tights and pointed shoes and a Chanel-type cross and dark glasses and nothat she's still in Hawaii and it's like those English eon and say, ”We love you darling, but we have to cut off your head because it's the thing to do”

Monday, April 28, 1986 Went over to see Dr Li and she said, ”You've had chane and cake,” because obviously she'd seen in the papers that I'd been at the wedding So she blew it

Then went to the office (cab 6) Fred ranted and raved at , saying that he couldn't entertain these people, that it wasto see And I said, ”Well I was atery couldn't help because it wouldn't be much different But she has a nice pretty s personality It was a lunch from Cafe Condotti and there was so much of it I screamed the other day at Valerie froe all these beautiful fresh to it because it was 3:00 and nobody had eaten it yet These kids are so spoiled as due all these beautiful fresh to it because it was 3:00 and nobody had eaten it yet These kids are so spoiled

Then a TV creith fifty people ca for Che and I did it

Suren Ermoyan called and asked azine of Ted Turner and I said yes because he gave me one of my first jobs, he was the art director at Hearst in the fifties, and then Fred screa an Aazine of Ted Turner and I said yes because he gave me one of my first jobs, he was the art director at Hearst in the fifties, and then Fred screa an A for them once

Tuesday, April 29, 1986 Got to the office and had a talk with Fred about histo what I told him in Paris, it stuck with hi grouchy

Keith called and said he was pickingat the Javits Center, where they were going to take a huge picture-done in sections-with Liz Taylor there and lots of celebrities

Got to the center, there were 100 students froe and then it snakes around Liz Taylor was late because she was getting a dress from Calvin And the little boy from Indiana was there who they say has AIDS so they won't let hio to school He was really cute Brooke shi+elds was there looking so gla doll I've ever seen And I always thought Cornelia was beautiful, but when she stood next to Brooke she looked like an ugly duckling, everything rong, and she was saying things sort of to Brooke but under her breath like, ”Get away!” She didn't want to stand near her-she kne

The ot in the center and Liz hadn't shown yet It was supposed to be a shot of her and Calvin and theto a kid and then he said he was an AIDS patient and you don't knohat to say-”Gee, what a great party?” And then you looked and there were spots, and that was back to reality

Then Liz came in and everybody went crazy and mobbed her, and Keith said, ”What do you have to do to be that faed her across the rooraphers rushed at her and smothered her and crushed her and when they had used her up, they just duotten what they wanted It was so strange to see

Jumped in the limo and went to Mr Chow's and said hello to all the people we'd just said goodbye to Grace Jones wasphone calls to Rome-I don't think Tina knew

Thursday, May 1, 1986 Fred was being nice to me and then it came out what he wanted He said, ”If you come to Europe to the Thurn und Taxis party it'll ruin my whole trip” Because he thinks he'd have to take care ofBut I can just take someone else with o with hie birthday party Johannes's wife Gloria is giving for him-it's days and days of events

And SaetAnd Vincent asked hi and he didn't He says he wants a more ”important” job