Chapter 4 (1/2)

Chapter 4

This Idiot Wants to Raise an Expert

The very large, silver dragon carried Mo Shang and Ning Xin to Lingyun Snow Mountain.

Lingyun Snow Mountain’s scenery was like its name, the mountain was covered with snow and so tall it sc.r.a.ped the sky.

This place wasn’t just a map for levelling up and, besides the boundless snow, there weren’t any spectacular views that made people stop and stare in admiration. As a result, people met on this map to: one, stare blankly; two, stare blankly; and three, still stare blankly! -_-

It wasn’t that players hated this barren piece of land, but that even until now, n.o.body had discovered anything unique about it. As far as this snowy mountain’s monsters, there were only cute little snow foxes. Although they were unreasonably beautiful, these monsters were thought to grow in this snowy mountain’s constant harsh environment, strengthening their bodies until their HP was astonis.h.i.+ngly large. Monsters that were capable of enduring hits wouldn’t be a big deal, but what if after you spent an unimaginable amount of effort on killing these monsters, the system would inform you, the extremely unfortunate one, that you had earned only 1 experience point?

Ok, if there isn’t experience, then there’ll be drops, right? But after crazily killing this mountain’s snow foxes over and over, people realized that these attractive snow foxes had been empty bags that completely lacked drops of any sort from the very beginning.

Since then, along with the similarly stingy lone boss, the b.l.o.o.d.y Red Demon King, the snow mountain’s snow foxes became monsters disdained by «Myth»’s players.

The players lost interest in the snow foxes, which indirectly led to Lingyun Snow Mountain’s abandonment.

Lovers who wanted romantic scenery would naturally seek out places with beautiful landscapes, but who would go to this boring expanse of white where even birds don’t p.o.o.p to make out?

As a result, the Lingyun Snow Mountain of today had an additional name: Barren Wasteland.

Of course, the Barren Mountain was deserted. What was this peopleless place good for? Obviously, that’s to kill people and take their stuff!

Fortunately, Great G.o.d Mo Shang didn’t come here for murder, so the little white rabbit, Ning Xin, was still quite safe.

However, as Ning Xin looked at this overgrown land, she wondered why Mo Shang had brought her here.

[Just Now] Ning Xin: Hey, why’d we come here?

When Ning Xin typed these words, she wasn’t particularly happy.

She really wanted to refer to Mo Shang by his name, but she thought that even though they had a sort of brothers-in-arms relations.h.i.+p, they still weren’t familiar enough to the point of calling each others’ names.

Brother?

Ning Xin’s major in Chinese literature wasn’t just for show, but she wasn’t from ancient times.

Great G.o.d?

Heavens have mercy! To Miss Ning Xin, who could only gather herbs and dig, we can show our understanding. She never knew anything about the rankings, so, naturally, she didn’t know who was on them.

Really, if she just looked at his skills or even his equipment, she’d know that Mo Shang was a glittering golden expert1. After all, to be able to deal with nine people at once while defending the delicate and weak push-over, Ning Xin, you’d definitely have to be abnormally strong.

Unfortunately, Ning Xin didn’t understand this. She didn’t understand!

As a result, not knowing if Mo Shang was an expert or a no-name, Ning Xin still didn’t dare to call him by the “Great G.o.d” t.i.tle floating over his head.

If it was real, Ning Xin would still pick to call him Mr. Mo. But

this was a game, a game! Aren’t there people who have “Mr.” and “Miss” in their character names?

As a result, Ning Xin had no choice but to helplessly use “hey” instead of the nickname “Mo Shang”. However, she was still silently discussing in her heart, “I didn’t do it on purpose, I’m actually pretty polite. It’s just that I really don’t know how to call you. . . .”

Of course, Mo Shang was completely unaware of Ning Xin’s confusion~.

[Just Now] Mo Shang: The world will be thrown into chaos in a bit. We’ll be ok here for a while.

Chaos?

Ning Xin was puzzled. Mo Shang wasn’t a psychic, so how did he know what had happened in the world a while ago?

Ning Xin was raised to not be embarra.s.sed to ask questions, so she opened her mouth to speak.

[Just Now] Ning Xin: Why is the world in chaos?

[Just Now] Mo Shang: Look at the World Chat and you’ll know.

[Just Now] Ning Xin: ???

[Just Now] Mo Shang: ?

[Just Now] Ning Xin: Where’s the World Chat?

[Just Now] Mo Shang: In the Message Box, lower right corner.

[Just Now] Ning Xin: Lower right corner?

Ning Xin stared at the lower right corner, as she helplessly continued to type.

[Just Now] Ning Xin: There isn’t anything there.

[Just Now] Mo Shang: ~~~^_^~~~ Did you hide the World Chat?

[Just Now] Ning Xin: . . . .

Ning Xin thought it over. It seemed that when she had complained to Xiao Yudi that the World Chat was too chaotic, Xiao Yudi had taught her how to hide it. However, when Xiao Yudi had taught her how to block, she didn’t teach her how to undo it!

[Just Now] Ning Xin: [(T_T)] I don’t know how to find it again. . . .

[Just Now] Mo Shang: -_-

CTRL+C, Settings will pop-up, then in Messages, check “World Chat”.

After Ning Xin finished following Mo Shang’s directions, she finally found the World Chat for the first time in ages in ages and saw there was a lot of gold text2 in the messages on top.

[World] Thunderous Whirlwind: f.u.c.k, you are willing to hit people, but not to speak? You relied on numbers to beat up our boss, but you didn’t take your own strength into account?

[World] The Sound of Light Rainfall: That’s right, what else could a bunch of dirty rats like you do, besides pulling off such a sneaky trick?

[World] Flowing Clouds: ^ savage.

[World] Flowing Water: ^ you stole my script.

[World] Mad Fighter: Mo Shang is weak, can’t you do anything without depending on your woman? Next time I see you, I’ll kill you first!

[World] The Sound of Light Rainfall: Pei! Where’d this house fly come from? Shadily plotting against our boss, yet its words still aren’t clean. Where’s Quan Wudi? Kill it for me! Kill kill kill!

[World] Quan Wudi: These pests are unworthy of this grandpa’s fist.

[World] Thunderous Whirlwind: Mad Fighter, time, place. Do you believe this grandpa can make you never dare to track dirt into this server ever again?

[World] No.1 Tiny Stall Vendor: Whoa, daring to attack Great G.o.d Mo Shang? You don’t want to live? This big sis won’t set up shop, this big sis wants to watch the show.

[World] Uncle Loves Lolis: *strikes mokugyo* Sit and watch3.

The top of the World Chat was really active! Even though Ning Xin was a natural airhead, she was especially skilled when it came to Chinese, so she still had some basic reading skills.

Almost immediately, she understood that the war in the World Chat was caused by the large number of supporters of the person in front of her.

[Just Now] Ning Xin: So you were actually a Great G.o.d.

At this time, Mo Shang was being bombarded by PMs from his friends and only replied simply to a few of them. Out of nowhere, he suddenly had the urge to tease this cute naturally foolish thing in front of him.

[Just Now] Mo Shang: Floating Cloud.