Part 6 (1/2)

Thought it was so easy. Cling for dear life to handle, as beginners in horsemans.h.i.+p cling to the reins. Instructor says I must not. Evidently cannot hold on by my knees. Ask him what I am to hold on by. ”Nothing,”

he says. How awful! Feel suspended in the air. That is what I ought to be. At present am more on ground; anyway one foot down. Even when in movement position of feet uncertain. Go a few yards, supported. Muscular instructor rather hot and tired, but says civilly, ”You're getting on nicely, sir.” At this get off unexpectedly, and, when I am picked up, reply, ”Very likely,” only my feet were off the pedals all the time.

Then rest, and watch little children riding easily. One pretty girl.

Wonder whether she laughed at me. Probably. Shall have another try.

_Second Lesson._--Held on by another instructor, who urges me ”to put more life into it.” Hope it won't be the death of me. Work in a manner which even the treadmill, I imagine, could not necessitate, and get the wheel round a few times. Painful wobbling. Instructor says I must pedal more quickly. Can't. Rest a minute. Panting. Awfully hot. Observe little children going round comfortably. Pretty girl here again, looking as fresh and cool as possible. Suddenly manage to ride three yards unsupported. Then collapse. But am progressing. Shall come again soon.

_Third Lesson._--Endeavour to get on alone. Immediately get off on other side. Nearly upset the pretty girl. Polite self-effacement impossible when one is at the mercy of a mere machine. After a time manage better.

And at last get started and ride alone for short distances. Always tumble off ignominiously just as I meet the pretty girl. Instructor urges me to break the record. Hope I shan't break my neck. Finally go all round the ground. Triumph! Pretty girl seems less inclined to laugh.

Delightful exercise, bicycle riding! Shall come again to-morrow.

_Fourth Lesson._--High north-east wind. Hot sun. Regular May weather.

Clouds of coal-dust from track. Pretty girl not there at all. Start confidently. Endeavour to knock down a wall. Wall does not suffer much.

Start again. Faster this time. The pretty girl has just come. Will show what I can do now. Career over large hole. Bicycle sinks, and then takes a mighty leap. Unprepared for this. Am cast into the air. Picked up.

Can't stand. Something broken. Doctor will say what. Anyhow, clothes torn, bruised, disheartened. Dare not catch the eye of pretty girl.

Carried home. Shall give up bicycle riding. Awful f.a.g, and no fun.

In its ”Hints for Bicyclists,” _Home Chat_ says: ”A little fuller's earth dusted inside the stockings, socks and gloves, keeps the feet cool.” Nothing, however, is said of the use of rubber soles as a protection against sunstroke.

OVERHEARD AT A MOTOR MEETING.--

_Inquirer._ ”I wonder what they call those large, long cars?”

_Well-informed Friend._ ”Those? Oh, I believe those are the Flying Kilometres, a French make.”

People who are in favour of increasing the rates--Motorists.

Ill.u.s.tration: THE PERILS OF CYCLING.--(_A sketch in Battersea Park._)

_Angelina._ ”Come along, dear!”

Ill.u.s.tration: MOTORING PHENOMENA--AND HOW TO READ THE SIGNS

Ill.u.s.tration: _The Squire._ ”But I tell you, sir, this road is private, and you shall not pa.s.s except over my prostrate body!”

_Cyclist._ ”All right, guv'nor, I'll go back. I've done enough hill climbing already!”