Part 49 (1/2)

”Thinking as One Walks.”--Doc Evans.

”Meaning,” conjectures Fenton, ”that if one is bow-legged one is likely to think in circles.” Or if one limps, one is likely to come to a lame conclusion. Or if-- Roll your own.

_THE PHILOSOPHY OF BALDNESS._

_One by one the hairs are graying, One by one they blanch and fall; Never stopping, never staying-- W. t. h. and d. i. all!_

_W. R._

A DEAD SHOT.

[From the Mt. Carmel, Ill., Republican.]

The Mount Carmel Gun club held its weekly shoot this afternoon, the chief feature being the demonstration of expert marksmans.h.i.+p by Mr.

Killam of the Du Pont Powder Co.

IT WOULD PUT 'EM ON THE STAGE.

Why does not some pianist give us a really popular recital programme?

Frezzample:

Moonlight Sonata.

The Harmonious Blacksmith.

Mendelssohn's Spring Song.

Old Favorites:

Recollections of Home.

Silvery Waves.

Monastery Bells.

Etincelles.

Waves of the Ocean.