Part 17 (1/2)

”How sorry I was for it, my dear Don Jose! Believe me, I was truly sorry for it,” he said, pressing the young man's hand and regarding him with a look of compa.s.sion.

The engineer was so perplexed for a moment that he did not know what to answer.

”I refer to the occurrence of this afternoon.”

”Ah, yes!”

”To your expulsion from the sacred precincts of the cathedral.”

”The bishop should consider well,” said Pepe Rey, ”before he turns a Christian out of the church.”

”That is very true. I don't know who can have put it into his lords.h.i.+p's head that you are a man of very bad habits; I don't know who has told him that you make a boast of your atheism everywhere; that you ridicule sacred things and persons, and even that you are planning to pull down the cathedral to build a large tar factory with the stones. I tried my best to dissuade him, but his lords.h.i.+p is a little obstinate.”

”Thanks for so much kindness.”

”And it is not because the Penitentiary has any reason to show you these considerations. A little more, and they would have left him stretched on the ground this afternoon.”

”Bah!” said the ecclesiastic, laughing. ”But have you heard of that little prank already? I wager Maria Remedios came with the story. And I forbade her to do it--I forbade her positively. The thing in itself is of no consequence, am I not right, Senor de Rey?”

”Since you think so----”

”That is what I think. Young people's pranks! Youth, let the moderns say what they will, is inclined to vice and to vicious actions. Senor de Rey, who is a person of great endowments, could not be altogether perfect--why should it be wondered at that those pretty girls should have captivated him, and, after getting his money out of him, should have made him the accomplice of their shameless and criminal insults to their neighbors? My dear friend, for the painful part that I had in this afternoon's sport,” he added, raising his hand to the wounded spot, ”I am not offended, nor will I distress you by even referring to so disagreeable an incident. I am truly sorry to hear that Maria Remedios came here to tell all about it. My niece is so fond of gossiping! I wager she told too about the half ounce, and your romping with the girls on the terrace, and your chasing one another about, and the pinches and the capers of Don Juan Tafetan. Bah! those things ought not to be told.”

Pepe Rey did not know which annoyed him most--his aunt's severity or the hypocritical condescension of the canon.

”Why should they not be told?” said Dona Perfecta. ”He does not seem ashamed of his conduct himself. I a.s.sure you all that I keep this from my dear daughter only because, in her nervous condition, a fit of anger might be dangerous to her.”

”Come, it is not so serious as all that, senora,” said the Penitentiary.

”I think the matter should not be again referred to, and when the one who was stoned says that, the rest may surely be satisfied. And the blow was no joke, Senor Don Jose. I thought they had split my head open and that my brains were oozing out.”

”I am truly sorry for the occurrence!” stammered Pepe Rey. ”It gives me real pain, although I had no part in it--”

”Your visit to those Senoras Troyas will be talked about all over the town,” said the canon. ”We are not in Madrid, in that centre of corruption, of scandal--”

”There you can visit the vilest places without any one knowing it,” said Dona Perfecta.

”Here we are very observant of one another,” continued Don Inocencio.

”We take notice of everything our neighbors do, and with such a system of vigilance public morals are maintained at a proper height. Believe me, my friend, believe me,--and I do not say this to mortify you,--you are the first gentleman of your position who, in the light of day--the first, yes, senor--_Trojoe qui primus ab oris_.”

And bursting into a laugh, he clapped the engineer on the back in token of amity and good-will.

”How grateful I ought to be,” said the young man, concealing his anger under the sarcastic words which he thought the most suitable to answer the covert irony of his interlocutors, ”to meet with so much generosity and tolerance, when my criminal conduct would deserve--”

”What! Is a person of one's own blood, one who bears one's name,” said Dona Perfecta, ”to be treated like a stranger? You are my nephew, you are the son of the best and the most virtuous of men, of my dear brother Juan, and that is sufficient. Yesterday afternoon the secretary of the bishop came here to tell me that his lords.h.i.+p is greatly displeased because I have you in my house.”

”And that too?” murmured the canon.

”And that too. I said that in spite of the respect which I owe the bishop, and the affection and reverence which I bear him, my nephew is my nephew, and I cannot turn him out of my house.”

”This is another singularity which I find in this place,” said Pepe Rey, pale with anger. ”Here, apparently, the bishop governs other people's houses.”