Part 6 (1/2)
[Ill.u.s.tration: AT THE R.A.--_First Painter._ ”I've just been showing my aunt round. Most amusing. Invariably picks out the wrong pictures to admire and denounces the good ones!”
_Second Painter._ ”Did she say anything about mine?”
_First Painter._ ”Oh, she liked yours!”]
[Ill.u.s.tration: ”I say, old man, I've invented a new drink. Big success!
Come and try it.”
”What's it made of?”
”Well, it's something like the ordinary whisky and soda, but you put more whisky in it!”]
[Ill.u.s.tration: A PROPHET IN HIS OWN COUNTRY
_Sylvia._ ”I wonder whether he'll be a soldier or a sailor?”
_Mamma._ ”Wouldn't you like him to be an artist, like papa?”
_Sylvia._ ”Oh, one in the family's quite enough!”]
”THE BITTER END.”--The last half inch of a halfpenny cigar.
THE WORST POSSIBLE NAME FOR AN AUTHOR.--Dr. Dozy.
Why oughtn't a boot and shoemaker to be trusted?
Because he's a slippery customer.
THE RACE FOR WEALTH.--Jews.
Ba.s.sO PROFONDO.--A deep draught of bitter beer.
EXERCISE FOR CITY CLERKS.--A run on a Bank.
Pa.s.sING THE TIME.--Going by a clock.