Volume I Part 41 (1/2)

PARDONER.

For which G.o.d shall quite you well your mede--

FRIAR.

In brenning fire, which shall never cease--

PARDONER.

Now help our poor chapel, if it be your will--

FRIAR.

But I say, thou Pardoner, I bid thee hold thy peace!--

PARDONER.

And I say, thou friar, hold thy tongue still!--

FRIAR.

What, standest thou there all the day smattering!--

PARDONER.

Marry, what standest thou there all the day clattering!--

FRIAR.

Marry, fellow, I come hither to preach the Word of G.o.d, Which of no man may be forbode; But heard with silence and good intent, For why it teacheth them evident The very way and path that shall them lead Even to heaven's gates, as straight as any thread.

And he that letteth the Word of G.o.d of audience, Standeth accursed in the great sentence; And so art thou for interrupting me.

PARDONER.

Nay, thou art a cursed knave, and that shalt thou see; And all such that to me make interruption, The Pope sends them excommunication By his bulls here ready to be read, By bishops and his cardinals confirmed; And eke if thou disturb me any thing, Thou art also a traitor to the king.

For here hath he granted me under his broad seal, That no man, if he love his heal,[173]

Should me disturb or let in any wise; And if thou dost the king's commandment despise, I shall make thee be set fast by the feet, And, where thou saidst that thou art more meet Among the people here for to preach, Because thou dost them the very way teach, How to come to heaven above: Therein thou liest, and that shall I prove, And by good reason I shall make thee bow, And know that I am meeter than art thou.

For thou, when thou hast taught them once the way, Thou carest not whether they come there, yea or nay; But when that thou hast done altogether, And taught them the way for to come hither, Yet all that thou canst imagine Is but to use virtue, and abstain fro sin.

And if they fall once, then thou canst no more: Thou canst not give them a salve for their sore.

But these my letters be clean purgation, Although never so many sins they have done.