Part 18 (1/2)
2D TAI. To him, Vermin; thou bitt'st him, i' faith.
1ST TAI. Well, act a play before the king.
2D TAI. What play shall we act?
3D TAI. To fret the French the more, we will act _Strange but True, or the Stradling Mounsieur, with the Neapolitan gentleman between his legs_.
2D TAI. That would not act well.
3D TAI. O giant of incomparable ignorance! that would not act well, ha, ha! that would not do well, you a.s.s, you!
2D TAI. You bit him for saying _do_: Vermin, leave biting; you'd best.
1ST TAI. What say you to our Spanish Bilbo?
3D TAI. Who, Jeronimo?
1ST TAI. Ay.
3D TAI. That he was a mad rascal to stab himself.
1ST TAI. But shall we act him?
2D TAI. Ay, let us do him.
3D TAI. Do again, ha!
2D TAI. No, no, let us act him.
3D TAI. I am content.
1ST TAI. Who shall act the ghost?
3D TAI. Why, marry that will I--I Vermin.
1ST TAI. Thou dost not look like a ghost.
3D TAI. A little player's deceit, howe'er,[44] will do't. Mark me.
I can rehea.r.s.e, make me rehea.r.s.e some:[45]
”When this eternal substance of the soul Did live emprison'd in my wanton flesh, I was a tailor in the court of Spain.”
2D TAI. Courtier Vermin in the court of Spain.
3D TAI. Ay, there's a great many courtiers _Vermin_ indeed: Those are they beg poor men's livings; But, I say, tailor Vermin is a court-tailor.
2D TAI. Who shall act Jeronimo?
3D TAI. That will I: Mark if I do not gape wider than the widest Mouth'd fowler of them all, hang me!
”Who calls Jeronimo from his naked bed? ha-ugh?”