Part 25 (1/2)
Scritch, scritch. Clemens' pencil raced across a notebook page. ”That's the truth-and it's a good quote. How come the Confederates can advance whenever they want to, but we keep dropping the ball?” Clemens' pencil raced across a notebook page. ”That's the truth-and it's a good quote. How come the Confederates can advance whenever they want to, but we keep dropping the ball?”
”If I knew that, I'd belong on the General Staff, not here,” Flora said. Ophelia Clemens laughed, though she hadn't been joking. She continued, ”The Joint Committee is doing its best to find out.”
”Do you think keeping our generals on a red-hot grill will make them perform better?” the reporter asked.
”I hope we don't do that,” Flora said.
”I hope you do,” Ophelia Clemens said. ”They'd better be more afraid of us than they are of the enemy.” She waited to see if Flora would rise to the barb. When Flora didn't, she tried another question: ”Is our publicity making the Confederates treat their Negroes any different-any better, I should say?” hope you do,” Ophelia Clemens said. ”They'd better be more afraid of us than they are of the enemy.” She waited to see if Flora would rise to the barb. When Flora didn't, she tried another question: ”Is our publicity making the Confederates treat their Negroes any different-any better, I should say?”
That, Flora was ready to comment on. ”Not one bit,” she said angrily. ”They're as disgraceful as ever, and as proud of it as ever, too.”
The pencil flew over the page. ”Too bad,” the correspondent said. ”I've heard the same thing from other people, but it's still too d.a.m.n bad.”
”Nice to know someone someone thinks so.” Flora held up a hand. ”This is off the record.” She waited. Ophelia Clemens nodded. Flora went on, ”Too many people on thinks so.” Flora held up a hand. ”This is off the record.” She waited. Ophelia Clemens nodded. Flora went on, ”Too many people on this this side of the border just don't care, or else they say, 'The d.a.m.n n.i.g.g.e.rs have it coming to them.' ” side of the border just don't care, or else they say, 'The d.a.m.n n.i.g.g.e.rs have it coming to them.' ”
”Yes, I've seen that, too,” Clemens said. ”All depends on whose ox is being gored. If the Freedom Party were going after Irishmen or Jews, they'd be squealing like a pig stuck in a fence.” She threw back her head and let out a sudden, startling noise. She knew what a stuck pig sounded like, all right. And then, raising an eyebrow, she added, ”No offense.”
Flora had wondered if the older woman remembered she was Jewish. That answered that. She said what she had to say: ”None taken.”
”Good. Some people can get stuffy about the strangest things. Where was I?” That last seemed aimed more at herself than at Flora. Flipping pages in the notebook, Ophelia Clemens found what she was looking for. ”Oh, yeah. That.” She looked up at Flora. ”Have you noticed there's something funny in the budget?”
”There's always something funny in the budget,” Flora answered. ”We're in a war. That just makes it funnier than usual.”
Ophelia Clemens sent her an impatient look. ”This has to do with funny business in . . .” She checked her notes again. ”In Was.h.i.+ngton, that's where. Was.h.i.+ngton State, I mean. The government is spending money hand over fist out there, and I'll be d.a.m.ned if I can figure out why.”
”Oh. That.” With those two words, Flora realized she'd admitted to knowing what that that was. She hadn't wanted to, but didn't see that she had much choice. Sighing, she said, ”Miss Clemens, I don't know all the details about that, but I have been persuaded that keeping it secret is in the best interests of the United States. The less said about it, especially in the newspapers, the better.” was. She hadn't wanted to, but didn't see that she had much choice. Sighing, she said, ”Miss Clemens, I don't know all the details about that, but I have been persuaded that keeping it secret is in the best interests of the United States. The less said about it, especially in the newspapers, the better.”
”You've been persuaded?” The correspondent raised a gingery eyebrow. ”I thought you were hard to persuade about such things.” been persuaded?” The correspondent raised a gingery eyebrow. ”I thought you were hard to persuade about such things.”
”I am. I hope I am, anyway,” Flora said. ”This is one of those times, though. Have you spoken with Mr. Roosevelt about this business?”
”No. Should I? Would he tell me anything?” Ophelia Clemens wasn't writing now.
Flora took that for an encouraging sign. ”I don't know whether he would or not. I'm inclined to doubt it,” she said. ”But I think he might have more to say than I would about why you shouldn't publish.”
”Well, I'll try him.” Clemens got to her feet. ”I'll try him right now, as a matter of fact.” She sent Flora a wry grin. ”But you'll be on the telephone before I can get over there, won't you?”
”Yes.” Flora didn't waste time with denials. ”He needs to know. I told you-I do think this is that important.”
”All right. Fair enough, I suppose. Nice chatting with you-turned out more interesting than I figured it would.” With no more farewell than that, Ophelia Clemens swept out of the office.
No sooner had the door closed behind her than Flora was on the telephone to the War Department. Before long, she had the a.s.sistant Secretary of War on the line. ”h.e.l.lo, Flora. To what do I owe the pleasure of this call?” Franklin Roosevelt inquired, jaunty as usual.
”Ophelia Clemens is on her way to see you,” Flora answered without preamble. ”Somehow or other, she's got wind of what's going on in Was.h.i.+ngton.”
”Oh, dear. That doesn't sound so good,” Roosevelt said. ”I wonder how it happened.”
”I don't know. I doubt she'd tell you,” Flora said. ”But I thought you ought to know.”
”Thank you. She's a chip off the old block, all right,” Roosevelt said. Flora made a questioning noise. Roosevelt explained: ”Her father was a reporter out in San Francisco for a million years. He had a nasty sense of humor-funny, but nasty-and he spent most of it on the Democrats. If I remember straight, he died not long before the Great War started. Stan Clemens, his name was, or maybe Sam. Stan, I think.”
”You could ask Ophelia when she gets there,” Flora said. ”She's on her way now, and she's not the kind of person who wastes a lot of time.”
Franklin Roosevelt laughed. ”Well, I'm sure you're right about that. I wonder what sort of c.o.c.k-and-bull story I'll have to tell her.”
”She knows at least some of the truth,” Flora warned, remembering how little of the truth she really knew herself. ”If what she hears from you doesn't match what she already knows, that will be worse than if you didn't tell her anything at all. Think of the headlines.”
” 'Boondoggle to end all boondoggles!' ” Roosevelt seemed to be quoting one. He also seemed to be enjoying himself while he did it. He went on, ”Where did did that word come from, anyway? It sounds like it ought to be something a Confederate would say.” that word come from, anyway? It sounds like it ought to be something a Confederate would say.”
”It does, doesn't it?” Flora said. ”I don't know where it's from, not for sure. I've certainly heard it. I don't think you can live in Philadelphia without hearing it.”
”That's because so many boondoggles live here,” Roosevelt said cheerfully.
”No doubt.” Flora didn't sound cheerful, or anything close to it. ”Is this project out in Was.h.i.+ngton another one?”
”If it works, no one will ever say a word about what we spent on it,” the a.s.sistant Secretary of War answered. ”And if it doesn't, n.o.body will ever stop investigating us. I can't do anything about it either way except hope it works and do everything I can to help the people who know more about it than I do.”
That sounded less encouraging than Flora wished it did, but was perhaps more honest than the usual glowing promises. She said, ”I think you ought to tell Ophelia Clemens as much as you've told me”-however much that is-”and swear her to secrecy.”
”If she'll swear to to instead of swearing instead of swearing at. at.” Roosevelt sounded dubious.
”She may not like the administration. She may not even like the government, no matter who's in charge,” Flora said. ”But I'll tell you one thing, Franklin: I promise she likes it better than she likes Jake Featherston.”
”Mm, you've probably got something there,” Roosevelt admitted. ”No-you've definitely got something there. I think I'm going to have to call the President before I talk to her, but that's what I'll put to him. Before I go, though, I've got a question for you.”
”Go ahead. What is it?” Flora said.
”Midterm elections coming up this November. Has the Joint Committee talked about how we're going to handle the House districts the Confederates are occupying? Thank G.o.d neither Senator from Ohio is up for reelection this year.”
”Senator Taft”-who was from Ohio-”has said the same thing,” Flora answered.
Roosevelt laughed. ”I'll bet he has!”
”Right now, the plan is to let the Congressmen in occupied districts hold their seats,” Flora added. ”That seems only fair. And it doesn't hurt that they're pretty evenly split between Socialists and Democrats. There's even a Republican.”
”Republicans.” Franklin Roosevelt laughed again, this time on a sour note. ”The lukewarm, the politicians who can't make up their minds one way or the other. No wonder the American people spewed that party out of their mouths.”
The language was from the New Testament, but Flora understood it. She was a Jew, but she was also an American, and the USA, for better or worse-no, for better and and worse-was a Christian country. If you lived here, you had to accommodate yourself to that reality. worse-was a Christian country. If you lived here, you had to accommodate yourself to that reality.
Of course, the Confederacy was also a Christian country . . . and what did that say about Christianity? Nothing good, she was sure.
Clarence Potter did not care for Professor Henderson V. FitzBelmont. The dislike was plainly mutual. Potter thought FitzBelmont was a pompous stuffed s.h.i.+rt. Not being a mind reader, he didn't know just what the physics professor thought of him. Probably that he was a military oaf who couldn't add two and two without counting on his fingers.
That stung, since Potter reckoned himself a cultured man. He'd known a lot of military oafs in his time. To be thought one himself rankled.
His surroundings conspired against him. Instead of bringing Professor FitzBelmont back to Richmond, he, like Mohammed, had gone to the mountain-in his case, to the edge of the Blue Ridge Mountains. Was.h.i.+ngton University was in Lexington, Virginia, not far from the Virginia Military Inst.i.tute-what the d.a.m.nyankees called the Confederate West Point.
War hadn't come home here. It was something people read about in the newspapers and heard about on the wireless. Every once in a while, airplanes would drone by overhead. But the locals were still talking about a U.S. air raid on VMI the year before. After that calling card, the Yankees hadn't come back. For Clarence Potter, who'd watched men work on unexploded bombs and who'd spent enough time underground to get little beady eyes like a mole, this was the next best thing to paradise. The streets weren't full of rubble and broken gla.s.s. Artillery didn't rumble in the distance. The air didn't stink of smoke-and of death.