Part 26 (1/2)

The Varmint Owen Johnson 14370K 2022-07-22

”There's the water tower! I see the water tower!” cried a voice.

”I see the Cleve!”

”All up!”

”Long cheer for the school!”

”All together!”

”Rip her out!”

They gave a cheer and then two more.

”Now, fellows,” said Doc Macnooder shrilly, as master of ceremonies, ”we want to pull this off in fine shape. We're going to drive around the Circle. And I want this orchestra to keep together. Whose legs are those with the cannon-cracker socks?”

”Beekstein's,” cried several voices from inside.

”Well, he's rotten. He gums the whole show. Now, get together, fellows, will you?”

”We will!”

As they turned to enter the campus the voice of the master spoke, clanging its inexorable note from the old Gym. Instantly a shout broke out:

”Hang the old thing!”

”Drown it!”

”Down with the Gym bell!”

”Murder!”

”Oh, Melancholy!”

”Silence!” cried the bandmaster. ”Give 'em The Gym Bell--all ready below! La-da-da-dee!”

”Too high!”

”La-da-da-_dum_. Slow and melancholy. One, two, three!”

_When the shades of night are falling Round our campus, green and fair, All the drowsy sons of Lawrence To their couches then repair.

Soon the slumber G.o.d has bound them With his spell of magic power, And he holds them thus enchanted Till the early morning hour._

”Up legs and at 'em now, Rip her out--chorus!”

_Till awakened By the clanging And the banging And the whanging From the cupola o'erhanging, Of that ancient Gym bell!_

Cheered by the new fifth-formers, who came laughing to the windows to hail them, the stage went gloriously around the Circle and came to a stop.