Part 43 (1/2)

_D' Arcy W. Thompson_.

THE SEA-SERPENT

All bones but yours will rattle when I say I'm the sea-serpent from America.

Mayhap you've heard that I've been round the world; I guess I'm round it now, Mister, twice curled.

Of all the monsters through the deep that splash, I'm ”number one” to all immortal smash.

When I lie down and would my length unroll, There ar'n't half room enough 'twixt pole and pole.

In short, I grow so long that I've a notion I must be measured soon for a new ocean.

_Planche_.

MELANCHOLIA

I am a peevish student, I; My star is gone from yonder sky.

I think it went so high at first That it just went and gone and burst.

_Anonymous_.

THE MONKEY'S WEDDING

The monkey married the Baboon's sister, Smacked his lips and then he kissed her, He kissed so hard he raised a blister.

She set up a yell.

The bridesmaid stuck on some court plaster, It stuck so fast it couldn't stick faster, Surely 't was a sad disaster, But it soon got well.

What do you think the bride was dressed in?

White gauze veil and a green gla.s.s breast-pin, Red kid shoes--she was quite interesting, She was quite a belle.

The bridegroom swell'd with a blue s.h.i.+rt collar, Black silk stock that cost a dollar, Large false whiskers the fas.h.i.+on to follow; He cut a monstrous swell.

What do you think they had for supper?

Black-eyed peas and bread and b.u.t.ter, Ducks in the duck-house all in a flutter, Pickled oysters too.

Chestnuts raw and boil'd and roasted, Apples sliced and onions toasted, Music in the corner posted, Waiting for the cue.

What do you think was the tune they danced to?

”The drunken Sailor”--sometimes ”Jim Crow,”