Part 4 (1/2)

We soon set out on our expeditions of sight-seeing, but we did not keep together. Euphemia and I made our way to the old cathedral. The ancient verger who took us about the edifice was obliged to show us everything, Euphemia being especially anxious to see the stall in the choir which had belonged to Charles Kingsley, and was much disturbed to find that under the seat the monks of the fifteenth century had carved the subject of one of Baron Munchausen's most improbable tales.

”Of course,” said she, ”they did not know that Charles Kingsley was to have this stall, or they would have cut something more appropriate.”

”Those old monks 'ad a good deal of fun in them,” said the verger, ”hand they were particular fond of showing up quarrels between men and their wives, which they could do, you see, without 'urting each other's feelings. These queer carvings are hunder the seats, which turn hup in this way, and I've no doubt they looked at them most of the time they were kneeling on the cold floor saying their long, Latin prayers.”

”Yes, indeed!” said Euphemia. ”It must have been a great comfort to the poor fellows.”

”We went all through that cathedral,” exclaimed Pomona, when she came in the next day. ”The old virgin took us everywhere.”

”Verger,” exclaimed Euphemia.

”Well, he looked so like a woman in his long gown,” said Pomona, ”I don't wonder I mixed him. We put two s.h.i.+llin's in his little box, though one was enough, as I told Jonas, and then he took us round and pointed out all the beautiful carvin's and things on the choir, the transits, and the nave, but when Jonas stopped before the carved figger of the devil chawin' up a sinner, and asked if that was the transit of a knave, the old feller didn't know what he meant. An' then we wandered alone through them ruined cloisters and subterraneal halls, an' old tombstones of the past, till I felt I don't know how. There was a girl in New Jersey who used to put on airs because her family had lived in one place for a hundred years. When I git back I'll laugh that girl to scorn.”

After two days of delight in this quaint old town we took the train Londonward. Without consultation Jonas bought tickets for himself and wife, while I bought Euphemia's and mine. Consequently our servants travelled first-cla.s.s, while we went in a second-cla.s.s carriage. We were all greatly charmed with the beautiful garden country through which we pa.s.sed. It was harvest time, and Jonas was much impressed by the large crops gathered from the little fields.

”I might try to do something of that kind when I go back,” he afterward said, ”but I expect I'd have to dig a little hole for each grain of wheat, and hoe it, and water it, and tie the blade to a stick if it was weakly.”

”An' a nice easy time you'd have of it,” said Pomona; ”for you might plant your wheat field round a stump, and set there, and farm all summer, without once gettin' up.”

”And that is Windsor!” exclaimed Euphemia, as we pa.s.sed within view of that royal castle. ”And there lives the Sovereign of our Mother Country!”

I was trying to puzzle out in what relations.h.i.+p to the Sovereign this placed us, when Euphemia continued:--

”I am bound to go to Windsor Castle! I have examined into every style of housekeeping, French flats and everything, and I must see how the Queen lives. I expect to get ever so many ideas.”

”All right,” said I; ”and we will visit the royal stables, too, for I intend to get a new buggy when we get back.”

We determined that on reaching London we would go directly to lodgings, not only because this was a more economical way of living, but because it was the way in which many of Euphemia's favorite heroes and heroines had lived in London.

”I want to keep house,” she said, ”in the same way that Charles and Mary Lamb did. We will toast a bit of m.u.f.fin or a potted sprat, and we'll have a hamper of cheese and a tankard of ale, just like those old English poets and writers.”

”I think you are wrong about the hamper of cheese,” I said. ”It couldn't have been as much as that, but I have no doubt we'll have a jolly time.”

We got into a four-wheeled cab, Jonas on the seat with the driver, and the luggage on top. I gave the man a card with the address of the house to which we had been recommended. There was a number, the name of a street, the name of a place, the name of a square, and initials denoting the quarter of the town.

”It will confuse the poor man dreadfully,” said Euphemia. ”It would have been a great deal better just to have said where the house was.”

The man, however, drove to the given address without mistake. The house was small, but as there were no other lodgers, there was room enough for us. Euphemia was much pleased with the establishment. The house was very well furnished, and she had expected to find things old and stuffy, as London lodgings always were in the books she had read.

”But if the landlady will only steal our tea,” she said, ”it will make it seem more like the real thing.”

As we intended to stay some time in London, where I had business to transact for the firm with which I was engaged, we immediately began to make ourselves as much at home as possible. Pomona, a.s.sisted by Jonas, undertook at once the work of the house. To this the landlady, who kept a small servant, somewhat objected, as it had been her custom to attend to the wants of her lodgers.

”But what's the good of Jonas an' me bein' here,” said Pomona to us, ”if we don't do the work? Of course, if there was other lodgers, that would be different, but as there's only our own family, where's the good of that woman and her girl doin' anything?”

And so, as a sort of excuse for her being in Europe, she began to get the table ready for supper, and sent Jonas out to see if there was any place where he could buy provisions. Euphemia and I were not at all certain that the good woman of the house would be satisfied with this state of things; but still, as Jonas and Pomona were really our servants, it seemed quite proper that they should do our work. And so we did not interfere, although Euphemia found it quite sad, she said, to see the landlady standing idly about, gazing solemnly upon Pomona as she dashed from place to place engaged with her household duties.

After we had been in the house for two or three days, Pomona came into our sitting-room one evening and made a short speech.

”I've settled matters with the woman here,” she said, ”an' I think you'll like the way I've done it. I couldn't stand her follerin' me about, an' sayin' 'ow they did things in Hingland, while her red-faced girl was a-spendin' the days on the airy steps, a-lookin' through the railin's. 'Now, Mrs. Bowlin',' says I, 'it'll just be the ruin of you an' the death of me if you keep on makin' a picter of yourself like that lonely Indian a-sittin' on a pinnacle in the jographys, watchin'

the inroads of civilization, with a locomotive an' a cog-wheel in front, an' the buffalo an' the grisly a-disappearin' in the distance.

Now it'll be much better for all of us,' says I, 'if you'll git down from your peak, and try to make up your mind that the world has got to move. Aint there some place where you kin go an' be quiet an'