Chapter 15 (2/2)
wang Guangning stared in 囧囧 at the set of pyjaeBob SquarePants, however as a fresh³ xiao cao, it was not suitable for the ie of the extremely yellow and violent character to appear on his body Therefore, even though he really liked SpongeBob SquarePants and had even had the ie to buy a set of those clothes, he had never acted upon that desire
[3] 小清新: has severaladults who try to appear stylish or artistic (mentioned previously in chapter fourteen)
In the end, as it that understood his heart so deeply and had even sent him this set?
wang Guangning had ifts fro They included chocolate, couple s, potted plants and so on However, it was his first tiift
wang Guangning was unable to make sense of ould send this to him
It was reasonable to say that since his external presentation was quite good, no feeBob SquarePants
Just as wang Guangning was speculating, he received Zhang Lingyi’s phone call, “Shou shou, I’ve found that you’ve signed the acceptance for the package froift?”
“The express delivery was frohtly perturbed
“Ah, yes!” Zhang Lingyi said proudly, “Well? Do you like it?”
wang Guangning felt quite complexed in his heart He was confused for half a day before finally indifferently answering, “I like it”
“Ha ha ha——” Zhang Lingyi laughed, “I just knew that you would like it! I’ve long found out your tastes…” He clicked his tongue
The ’s heart instantly dissipated and he said threateningly, “What kind of taste do I have?”
“Of course it’s that your taste is so good that I have nothing to say,” Zhang Lingyi had interacted ang Guangning for a long tiradually come to understand his te hi’s aura quickly beca ift?”
“Yours?” wang Guangning was obviously quite confused Could it be that Zhang Lingyi had not only given hiift so suddenly, but also wanted him to reciprocate and prepare one for the other as well?
Froyi detected that soht His voice instantly dropped, “Shou shou, could it be that you haven’t prepared a gift for me?”
wang Guangning finally couldn’t restrain hiet you a gift, hoould I know…”
“Shou shou, how could thisthat I need to reay with et e needed to do today?”
The i with co was that he didn’t appear in front of wang Guangning then point his finger at the other’s forehead and rain curses on hi their love
Attentively being gay…what they needed to do today…
wang Guangning’s brain as a top student worked at high speed as a result of Zhang xiao cao’s accusations Finally, he recalled the twelve article on their agreeay which was…
Secretly buying the things that the other wants to purchase but does not dare to
The 囧 in wang Guangning’s heart was incapable of increasing any further To hias said on it However, these few days, he had been dragged along this journey by Zhang Lingyi, and he had already decided that it would be enough to just co in a perfunctory manner
However, Zhang Lingyi’s dedication often exceeded his own expectations
If it was before, he would certainly just scoff and buy soyi
But yi’s seriousness influenced hi hi away Hence, a faint sense of guilt seeive birth in his heart and his voice becaet What do you want? I’ll go and buy it for you now”
wang Guangning’s words this tiyi felt upset upon hearing them On the other side of the phone, he said in a sour tone, “Shou shou, I know that you like SpongeBob SquarePants”
“En” wang Guangning didn’t know the reason why he suddenly yi to actually know his preference for this htly touched
“Yet you don’t even knohat I like…” Zhang Lingyi felt very wronged
“Uh……” wang Guangning choked for a second After all, they were still life or death enemies a few days earlier Wasn’t it quite noryi’s preference? However, since Zhang Lingyi had already sent hi was unable to retort
Although Zhang Lingyi’sable to support a shi+p, he was still quite indulgent towards wang Guangning While wang Guangning was still trying to think of ways to appease Zhang Lingyi, the one on the other side of the phone call had already laughed in a carefreeive their proud shou!”
“……” wang Guangning took a deep breath and felt that he was the one who needed to be comforted
“……I just knew that you would definitely not care about what I like!” Zhang Lingyi didn’t pay attention to the fact that wang Guangning’s three values⁴ had been cole-ift I’ll send the link to you, and all you have to do is pay for it!”
[4] 三观: is apparently Chinese internet slang that means one’s three fundamental values (world view, values of worth and philosophy on life) have been subverted It’s a hu other people that you’re is shocked
wang Guangning: “……”
Ah, Zhang Lingyi really was a veryTo think that he had even helped hiift
Zhang Lingyi did as he said so ang Guangning logged onto his computer and entered ⁵, a link was sent to hi discovered that it was actually a small pot of Crassula ovata⁶
[5] Was originally left blank by the author, but I’ Guangning went on is probably Taobao or so similar
[6] 吸财树: translates literally to ‘money tree’, however, I used the scientific term for this plant Other common names for Crassula ovata are: Jade Plant, Friendshi+p Tree, Lucky Plant, Money Tree, Penny Plant, Dollar Plant and Tree of Happiness
【SecretaryDaRen⁷】: Ah, so it turns out you like Money Trees…
[7] 大人: in this context, it apparently e of ‘sah there are other ways of translating it
【Six-packSkill】: (‵′)凸 I knew you would be like this, proud shou’s all have no conscience!
【SecretaryDaRen】: o(╯□╰)o What did I do?
【Six-packSkill】:╭(╯╰)╮
【SecretaryDaRen】: I’ve paid for it, you should be able to receive it now
【Six-packSkill】: I’ht now, don’t talk to me
【SecretaryDaRen】: ……
【SecretaryDaRen】: Alright, then I’ll leave first ( _ )/~~ Goodbye~~
【Six-packSkill】: ……
Just like this, Zhang Lingyi helplessly watched wang Guangning go offline as his weak heart broke into pieces and turned into debris
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The author has so to say: 【Small Theatre】
【PatrickStar】: Shou shou, are you online?
【SecretaryDaRen】: O_O You are?
【PatrickStar】: (╰_╯) Shou shou, how can you not even recognise your own xiao gong gong!
【SecretaryDaRen】: How coed your name?
【PatrickStar】: Ah, because you’re SpongeBob SquarePants!
/at the hair salon/
ZLY: (＠＾◡＾) Shou shou, what kind of hairstyle should I have?
WGN: Bald
ZLY: ……
WGN: _(:3 」∠)_
ZLY: (oTT – TT)尸
In anwer to those asking about the dynayi’s relationshi+p, Zhang Lingyi is the gong officially And that includes in title, and also in their future ‘relationshi+p’ ~
That also means there will be mature scenes later in this novel, so be prepared (‘｡• ᵕ •｡’)
translator: k i a i
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