Part 19 (2/2)
”Oh, you'll grow!” retorted the fair one, consolingly.
I feel like plagiarizing the saucy hit, in witnessing the desperate efforts aforementioned on the part of our mistaken boy. Sometimes (let us thank a merciful heaven that this is so!) he does grow out of the folly, and into manly self-contempt at the recollection of it.
Often--ah!--the pity and the shame of it!
If somebody were to make it fas.h.i.+onable to take belladonna, aconite or prussic acid in ”safe” doses, three, or six, or a dozen times a day in defiance of all the medical science in the world, the would-be man would never be content until he had overcome natural repugnance to the ”bitters,” and rate himself as so much higher in the scale of being by the length of time his const.i.tution could hold out against the deadly effect of the potation--plume himself upon his superiority to men who killed themselves by taking a like quant.i.ty. To drink one gla.s.s of wine or spirits a day is to venture upon thin ice; when the one gla.s.s has become the three that our boy _must_ have, it is but a question of time how soon the treacherous crust will give way.
Clearly, then--so clearly that it is difficult to see how anybody, however blinded by self-conceit, can fail to perceive it--the only safe thing is to let liquor as a beverage alone. The practice is, at the best, like kindling the kitchen fire every morning with kerosene.
Insurance agents are slow to take risks upon property where this is the rule.
n.o.body is so besotted as to ask, ”Does dram-drinking pay?” There is not a sane man or woman in America who would hesitate in the reply, and the answers would all be the same.
If he is a fool who tempts the approach of appet.i.te that may--that does in seventy-five times out of one hundred--become deadly and incurable disease, what shall we say of the ”strong head” that espies no sin in social convivialities with the weak brother? Let me tell one or two stories of the score that rush upon my memory with the approach to this part of my subject.
Forty years ago I sat down to the dinner-table of a man who stood high in the community and church. He was a liberal liver, as his father had been before him. That father had taken his toddy tri-daily for seventy years, and died in the odor of sanct.i.ty. They could do such things in that day, and never transcend the three-gla.s.s limit. My G.o.dly grandfather did the same, and was never one whit the worse for liquor in his life. _Their sons and grandsons cannot do it without ruining themselves, body and soul._
I italicize the sentence. I wish I could write it in letters of fire over the door of every liquor saloon.
It may be the climate; it may be the high-pressure, fever-heated rate of modern living; it may as well be that those honest men who made their own apple whiskey and peach brandy, by their daily dram-drinking transmitted the taste which adulterated liquors, in the generation following, were to lash into uncontrollable appet.i.te.
But to my story. My father, one of the first in his day to set the example of total abstinence ”for his brethren and companions' sake,”
had spoke repeatedly in my presence of the harm done by social drinking, and what influence women could exert for or against the custom. So I declined wine upon general principles when it was offered by the courtly host. No verbal comment was made upon my singular conduct, but the pert fifteen-year-old son of the house took occasion to drink my health with a dumb grimace, and beckoned the butler audaciously to fill up his gla.s.s, and a distinguished clergyman, whose paris.h.i.+oner the host was, looked polite astonishment across the table at the girl who dared. He took his wine gracefully--pointedly, it seemed to me--an example imitated by his curate, a much younger man.
When we returned to the drawing-room, the master of the house sought me out, and began to rally me upon the attentions of a young man in the company to myself, in such a fas.h.i.+on that my cheeks flushed hotly with indignant astonishment. Lifting my eyes to his, I saw that he was _drunk_! The horror and dismay of the discovery were inconceivable.
The rest of the interview, which was ended by his wife's appearance upon the scene to coax him off to his room, left an indelible impression upon my mind. The Spartans had a way of ”drenching” a helot with liquor, then parading him in his drunken antics before the boys of the town to disgust them with dram-drinking. My object-lesson was the more striking because I had honored the inebriate.
The eloquent rector read the burial service over him ten years ago.
For over twenty years he had been a hopeless sot, beggared in fortune, wrecked in reputation--a by-word and a hissing in a town where he had once stood among the best and purest. He outlived his son, who drank himself to death before he was thirty.
Another and later experience was in a fine old farm-house in the Middle States. There had been a birthday celebration, and neighbors and friends gathered about a board laden with country dainties, and congratulated the worthy couple who presided over the feast upon the four stalwart sons who, with their wives and children, were settled upon and about an estate that had been for six generations in the family. Hale, merry fellows they were--a little more red of face and loud of talk than was quite seemly in a stranger's eyes, but industrious and ”forehanded,” and kind of heart to parents, wives and babies. After dinner we sat under the cherry trees upon the lawn, and one of the sons brought out a round table, another a tray of gla.s.ses, another a monster bowl of milk punch.
Everybody pledged the patriarch's health in the creamy potation except myself. Again, I acted upon general principles. Were I a wine-bibber I should never touch gla.s.ses with a young man, or offer him anything ”that could make drunk come.” Disliking spirituous draughts of all kinds, and with the object-lesson of my girlhood branded upon memory, I refused to taste the br.i.m.m.i.n.g gla.s.s, even when the pastor of the household, a genial ”dominie,” rallied me upon my abstinence. He offered gallantly, when he found me obdurate, to drink my share, and had his gla.s.s replenished by the reddest-faced and loudest-mouthed of the farmer-sons.
”_You're_ the right sort, dominie!” he said, with a roar of laughter, filling the tumbler until it ran over and into the pastor's cuffs.
Whereat the farmer laughed yet more uproariously.
One of the four young men died a while ago of delirium tremens, and not one of the other three has drawn a sober breath in years. The parents are dead, the old farm is sold, and the brothers are all poor.
Rum has done it all.
I do not imply that either of these scenes had any marked influence upon the destiny of the slaves of appet.i.te, except as they were encouraged to pursue a course tacitly approved by the wise and good.
But I am thankful that I did not lend the weight of a straw to the downward slide. ”Woe unto him that putteth the cup to his neighbor's lips!” says the Book of books. There might be subjoined, ”Or helps to hold it there when the neighbor's own hand has lifted it!”
Had I my way, not one drop of intoxicating liquors should be sold, except by druggists, and then only by a physician's prescription.
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