Chapter 33 - And so Starts the Young Lady’s Great Battle (4) (1/2)

“W-w-w-what are you saying?”

“Nii-chan, your eyes are swimming.”

Shouhei rested his chin in his hands and looked at me.

I reflexively sent a glance at Aoi, she was silently eating her tonkatsu set meal with teary eyes.

Are you still eating?

“It looks like I hit the mark.”

Mikuma’s voice was on the quiet side, it seems it was so that the surroundings couldn’t hear her.

“Ichika-chan, what we’re going to talk about now needs to be kept secret, okay?”

“Is that furi? I won’t understand even if you tell me things that aren’t that difficult.” (TN: I think furi is a reference to boke and tsukkomi, not too sure what it means though)

“Not furi, it’s a request from me.”

“I understand.”

Like a two man comedy show, Mikuma and Saeki nodded.

“Um, Mikuma?”

“Yesterday, this video was uploaded to the Internet.”

Mikuma operated her smartphone with fluid motions.

After a bit, she turned her screen towards me.

“It’s kicked up a fuss on the Internet since yesterday, it seems like a bunch of people are verifying it right now.”

I took a quick look at the screen.

It was a famous video sharing site that I’ve seen a few times.

It was the ones where the comments were flowing from right to left.

The video player was running and the video began to play.

『Uwahh! What is that! What is thaaaat!』

A rough middle-aged man’s voice. Hm? It feels like I’ve heard it somewhere before.

『John Dayuu! Over here John Dayuu! Don’t bark John Dayuu! I’ll be darned, what is itー!』

The video shook all over the place. I have no idea what was being shown.

This was, a tiger’s face… ah!

『Look John Dayuu! This is not the place for your walk broadcast! This is the end of the world! Hey, John Dayuu! Where are you going John Dayuu!』

This uselessly flashy tiger embroidered jersey and that corgi wearing that fluffy sweater.

The uncle from the supermarket!?

『John Dayuu! It’s the god of lightning! It’s the end of the world! John Dayuu! Run away John Dayuu!』

John Dayuu has an impressive amount of fans!

I completely understand your dogs name.

After showing their feet, the video angle climbed, showing the black clouds squirming in the sky and the incessant downpour of lightning that filled the screen.

『Listen up viewers! After I brought John Dayuu out for a walk, terrible things started to happen! This is something I felt that I was obliged to do! I’m, finally the messiah!』

What the hell is the uncle saying.

【God has comeー】

【Masatsugu, escape!】

【Doggy run away】

【Finally, the day that Masatsugu will become a legend ……】

【Messiah Masatsugu’s Legend】

【Masatsugu! Now is the time to inherit Taeko’s will!】

【You practiced yesterday, didn’t you! Now is the time to fusion with John Dayuu!】

【No, this is bad, isn’t it】

【This, is the national highway from the neighboring prefecture… I’ve been there】

【Farewell Masatsugu】

【Taeko is waiting on the other side……】

【Don’t kill him off, how imprudent guys】

【What’s happening?】

Tension was running high in the flowing comments.

Was this uncle Masatsugu?

『Woaah! Something huge is coming! Impossible! Taeko! It seems like I can’t go over there yet!』

The uncle filmed the huge silhouette that covered the sky, after revolving he started to run with the dog.

He got into a car with rough breathing and the video ended there.

“I know this from a link that was posted to a certain site, but did you see the large shadow at the end?”

“Masatsugu was very impactful.”

It was the truth.