Fleeting Midsummer Fm Chapter 32 (2/2)

I rigidly laughed: “Fang Yu Ke, I’ll make your brain make a sudden turn.”

Fang Yu Ke was as cold as ice and frost, as he preserved a fixed att.i.tude.

I continued: “A tortoise walks over a pile of p.o.o.p, but he only leaves three footprints on top. Why?”

Fang Yu Ke did not speak.

I drily laughed: “Because one foot was used to pinch his nose.”

Fang Yu Ke continued to maintain his silence. His eyebrows didn’t raise at all.

“There was a pig who walked along, until he reached another country. What did he change into?”

Fang Yu Ke’s acupuncture points had been pressed. He didn’t react at all.

I could only reveal the answer to the riddle: “He became a pig.” But, this time, even I had been injured harshly by this corny joke. Alas, I wanted to explain many things, but I only wanted to speak about pretentiousness and not about sullenness.

“That—last night—I didn’t mean anything—the matter when my lips touched your face, you don’t have to worry about it. Just take it as you’ve been bitten by a dog, a pig has nipped you, or even that a cuckold has pressed down on you.”

Fang Yu Ke suddenly said: “Zhou Lin Lin, just try drinking like this in front of anyone else in the future.”

I saw that things had made a change for the better and immediately put my left hand on my heart, as my right hand made a fist: “Yes master. This little one won’t get drunk anymore.”

Fang Yu Ke supplemented: “Do not falsify my ideas. I meant that you would no longer drink wine, not that you should no longer get drunk. You can’t control yourself at all, so you can’t stop yourself from getting drunk even if you tell yourself to not do so.”

I explained: “My capacity for liquor is actually pretty good.”

“But your liquor taste is bad.”

I lowered my head. I really had no way to retort. “Actually, isn’t it me who has come to a disadvantage? I used my mouth, but all you did was offer your face respectfully. Even mosquitors, houseflies and small flying insects have kissed your face before. Why must you mind it so much and get angry? I’ll just take it as I ate some snacks, and I’ll let it go. You compensated for your loss with your first kiss, and I also compensated for that. Can we call it even?”

Fang Yu Ke’s complexion had changed.

But as for now, my brain was recalling my conversation with Julie last night: “Julie, if I said, when I kissed Fang Yu Ke , I wasn’t completely intoxicated, so my consciousness was aware, but I still kissed him, what does that mean?”

“That means you have a p.o.r.n heart at all times.”

“Say something decent.”

“All right. According to the Duke of Zhou’s ‘Thoughts by Day, Dreams by Night’, or according to Dr. Sigmund Freud’s a.n.a.lytical reasoning of the spirit, this means you’ve been wanting to kiss him for a long time. After the alcohol numbed you, you threw off all restraints and directly controlled your brain to do it.”

“And you even said I had a p.o.r.n heart.”

“That isn’t the same. Why would you kiss that turtle, and even hug him to the point of no return afterwards?”

“Then that means, I retained my normal esthetics while in between being intoxicated and aware.”

“But the words you said after you got drunk can’t be explained with esthetics. In reality, you’ve been wanting to pry open the corner for a long time, right? Alas, it turns out even you are a outward cold but pa.s.sionate inside type of woman……”

“Are you saying that Fang Yu Ke, my counterpart has wants a male-female relations.h.i.+p? Im possible. I liked Xiao Xi to the point that he enjoined with my bones. How could I be having an affair?”

“Did you fall in love with Xiao Xi or did you fall in love with the feeling of being fond of someone else? San mao said: Some people’s love only has one type ‘The moodiness of that time’. If your counterpart misses this, and regards their moodiness as a romance from long ago, it is childish in itself. You and Fang Yu Ke have been together for so long. So long, that it surpa.s.ses the time you and Xiao Xi have been together, and it even surpa.s.ses the time Ru Ting and Fang Yu Ke were together. It is quite normal for familiarity to breed fondness.”

“Extreme hogwash……”

“Don’t worry. What does life care more about? Eggs.”

I pretended I carelessly asked Fang Yu Ke: “Do you think it is possible to like someone for so long, and then realize you like someone else after just one night?”

Fang Yu Ke firmly shook his head.

“Why?”

“If you wanted to discover it, then you should have discovered it earlier. Why would you realize it after so long?”

“What if your head is stupid?”

Fang Yu Ke glared at me. I reacted and immediately said: “I’m saying if. Maybe you only like your memories of that person, but isn’t it also a type of liking? So if you get her, and immediately find out that before, you were only living in a fake facade of a world, but the reality makes you wake up, and it turns out that the person you like only exists in that time.”

Fang Yu Ke glared at me: “When did you become so perceptive? Love has originally been something that cannot be planned out. If it is not planned, then it can only begin from being laid back, and end casually. But that’s because your feelings aren’t deep enough for the other person, and you’re looking for an excuse for your feelings.”

When he finished, I was more depressed. On one hand, I had suddenly felt that my feelings towards Xiao Xi had become vast and indistinct. On the other hand, if I wanted to really like Fang Yu Ke, then I would really be consigned to eternal d.a.m.nation— as I repeated a disaster, and liked someone who had someone else in their hearts. For me, I really lay down wherever I fell.

[1] I think the English equivalent would basically be cardboard since no one says: “That tasted so bad I felt I was eating a rock.” I’ve heard cardboard most of the time s...o...b..>

[2] Rest motion- think back to an orchestra or band director and the motion they make when they stop a song or come to a rest.

[3] Go search up Meteor Garden on wikipedia T_T All these Meteor Garden refs are driving me crazy! I feel like I should actually watch it now xD

[x] And if you have any questions over anything else, just ask! I pretty much stopped adding footnotes after seeing this chapter was so long T_T orz. But I hope you enjoyed it xD