Vol 2 Chapter 1 (1/2)

Chapter 1: I hoped for the Twintails club from the start

It ers It was a subconscious action

“oh”

What a? There aren’t any twintails there

“It must have become a habit from my multiple transformations I better be careful”

Although I was saying that, I was trying to suppress a s afterschool, I felt elated by my achievement

I guess I deserve to be elated

They say that intelligence is like a sweet fountain and in thethat if you never give up you are bound to achieve your dreams

However, I, Mitsuka Souji, achieved hschool

I fulfilled my childhood dream I had loved twintails so, but true and nificent twintails

However that was the result of overtechnology froht with invaders from a different universe, my life became dream-like in a different way

Even soreatest in the world, can defend humanity

And after that only aard things happened to irl had entrusted her power toformidable enemies who loved the same hairstyle, even if their way of life and motives were different to mine I said farewell to the corner of my mind which was erow my love for twintails even further

Therefore I think today is an important day as I announce this new resolution to the world

This highschool, part of Yougetsu Academy which takes students all the way froreatest nue number of extra-curricular clubs

Today, that number will be increased by one The Twintails Club – our club – will be added

As I co a club roo recess, all I have to do is wait for the approval of the club formation I took out the na and stared at it with infinitely deep ey classroo the touch of the sraved lettering one by one

If you write the word ‘twintails’ in a gothic font it feels like the embodiment of cuteness, but if it is expressed in a Mincho font it seehten your posture under the gravity

I stopped at the end of the club building corridor Although rather far from my classroom, fron indicating a free room and put on the new nameplate

“So it’s the Twintails Club”

The word ‘twintails’ is truly fascinating Even if you just say it like this, the very sound co out of my throat makes me happy Everyone must have hu it For me, there are many tiain’

In addition when I just look at the very letters, I feel content and enlightened, as if I a about the philosophy of the universe

Even withfresh discoveries every day

And I will reater ones in this club

“Alright, I’ve row!”

As I opened door with my new determination –

“Oh Souji-sa to this beast! Tell it that unless it starts to act like a hu club!!”

– the two girls who had coht My elated eht

Andone was sprawled on the floor unlike her vibrant attitude and the other was on top of her on a o even if she died This was only an encounter between predator and prey and could not be called a fight

“You’re the ani your boobs!!”

My childhood friend and the person most sympathetic to twintails, Tsube Aika, was the predator in the situation

“I tried to turn around and show h my uniform with a cute scream when Souji-sama came in, but Aika-san obstructed me!!”

And Twoearle, a visitor from another world who entrusted me with her twintails, was the prey Her clothes were loosened in several places, perhaps from the relentless assault

As per usual the two girls were playing together in a friendly way During recess the well-cleaned floor, s and wallsturned into a specially set up wrestling ring

“And also, why are you in school right now! Surely there has to be some sort of procedure!”

“Do not worry, both the test and paperwork have been sub left is to finalize the entry date! So Aika-san, please restrain your abnormally violent expression of youth in school! And why are you irl position with you!”

“It’s not a c-cowgirl position! This is a mount, a mount okay! Who would do it with someone like you”

“You are blushi+ng! You iinations, right? But for a flat chest like you with no bouncing boobs, it wouldn’t even be funny to do it cowgirl!”

“I guess so But I’ other people bounce around!”

“Stopah”

Aika leapt on the slightly undressed Twoearle and delivered a chain of attacks fro too, Aika Your twintails at least

“Twoearle, just surrender Aika, please just stop now!”

“Surrender? You can’t give up, this isn’t some sort of combat sport”

“I want to! Please say I can!!”

this is just an everyday occurrence

With this inelegant scene unfolding, like on any other day, I guess Twoearle will soon adjust to this school Unfortunately not just in a good way

Aika and I use our love for twintails to transforht invaders fro on the way to school we took down an Elemerian – a monster which had declared war on the whole world It had the appearance of a tiger and had an obsession for school swimsuits

Such days continued until a short while ago, when the fighting ca advantage of this break, Twoearle decided to join Yougetsu Acadeinally today was supposed to be her first day but due to the incident with the Ele would notso like an introduction yesterday, but I have a bad feeling about that

Furthermore in order to take responsibility for my actions, I decided to make the club I had carelessly written on the club questionnaire I decided to officially create the Twintails Club

“Protect twintails and protect the world That is the aio for it!”

Aika released the mount of death on Twoearle and stoop up

“Well, it can’t be helped then Those perverts won’t stop co, so we may as well do it properly”

“Aika-san’s so-called playing also will not stop coer must I endure this? At this rate both ”

Having escaped fro speed as per usual and i

Every day the tent on well and had playfights Perhaps this was due to their co body as she was froht with their fists

As the clubrooested to Twoearle what must be done first

“So Twoearle, I have a request Can you do it?”

“I understand! I will strip immediately!!”

Aika grabbed Twoearle’s hand which she had put up so confidently, placed a hand on her narroaistline, spun her around twono three times and finally shoved her onto the floor

“So what do want, Souji?”

“I want to ask a favor to you as well Please behave more quietly”

“Yessay, thatLive quietly and unnoticeablyjust like your boobs”

Twoearle voiced her approval feebly, like a victim in a horror movie slowly die from a curse

“So Twoearle, could you uess we’ll need quite a few things, like a transportation device to e thesofter; otherwise there may be a risk to your life”

“Thank you for thinking about ht, we need to modify this room Just now I realized the need for defensive structures such as anti-barbarian traps”

Twoearle stood up with glaring eyes I’h she blatantly knows that she is the subject of the conversation

Shown by her attey to improve her offensive capability rather than defensive ones, it see as much as Aika

Aika and I were leaning on the corridor hile waiting for Twoearle to finishthe room

She had said that the room wouldn’t take more than an hour to finish – after all, she had built the enorht

As if she had become the crane from the Crane’s Repayn on the door saying ‘do not enter’

As expected strange sounds siht when the base was built could be heard

Urisekke Nyakerropa Shohaha Karopereprepopu Fumuememe, komiinmyoimyoi

“what is that aard noise which see when you try to express it in letters?”

I was relieved that the feeling was shared between all humanity, but Aika tried to open the door I stopped her with all inal world ifher working

“anyways, I guess it’s kinda surprising that there’s such a nice clubroom which we could use”

That was pretty obvious Although our school was enormous, there was finite space which the students could use A newly for such a nice clubroo short of a miracle

Well, technically speaking I guess there is a reason

“Oh the thing is, this place used to be shut off up till now Apparently there were lots of ru here There are a lot of ruirl coo”

“Wait really?! Then why did they give such an ill-omened room to us?”

“After I said to the teacher that you were in our club, the teacher said ‘I guess it’ll be fine then~’ and let us use it”

Our class teacher was easy to persuade as she did things differently to other teachers and glossed over the details

“Hey you! What do you think I am! And that teacher too!”

“Now listen carefully, Aika Elemerians are essentially a physical embodiment of a hosts So why are you being so scared now”

Aika took a deep breath and cast a side glance at me

“so if a ghost appears take responsibility and protect me”

“What? Oh, okay then”

Why is she suddenly being so shy – is Aika that afraid of ghosts? To be honest I have no

“It’s finished~ And please stop being so sneaky”

Twoearle opened the door and beckoned us to come in Aika and I walked in quickly For soue in disapproval

“With this, the disguise is perfect!”

A whiteboard A bookshelf A table for h this was a clubroom furnished with only the bare essentials, Twoearle said that this had all been y

“Why didn’t you shohat you were doing”

Aika said with a pout

“Well that’s a secret~”

Twoearle winked and placed her index finger on her lip

Aika rubbed her terinded her teeth It seems that she still had a spiteful dislike for Twoearle’s feminine actions

“Aren’t you curious Souji? You can’t be unconcerned about exactly what she’s doing!”

“Well, maybe?”

I am curious But my instincts tell me that it would be better not to know Perhaps if I find out, I’ll never be able to go back

“Instead I will show you one of the room’s features Aika-san, please sit on that chair over there,”

“This one?”

When Twoearle saw that Aika had sat down on the chair with armrests, she undid a button on her school blouse and took out a remote from between her boobs

Why doesn’t she just keep it in her pocket?

“Switch on!!”

As she pressed the re bear traps cahtly to the chair while a clamp came out from the armrests and locked her wrists

“what is this”

Aika said in a cold voice, looking down at her completely restrained body

“Hahahaha! It seems that curiosity has killed the cat, Aika-san! Escape is impossible frohtyouaika~!”

As if she had achieved soreat, Twoearle pointed at Aika and boasted

“Nohat should I do Maybe I should draw on those flat boobs of yours, which seeartener to draith a crayon Or should I take off ht here and put it on you, so that you sustain irreversibly great psychological dae?”

Aika, tightly fixed to the chair appeared like a prisoner awaiting electrocution but did not feel shaken in the least by Twoearlein closer to her with the intent to play a prank Aika breathed in from her nose and

“Fhn!”

A short fighting cry Aika moved her arms so that they crossed in front of her chest and destroyed the see shackles

“Thi this can’t be happening, even the anti-Aika system mark 2 has failed?!”

Ignoring the now distressed Twoearle, Aika stood up overfloith confidence It see is her policy, in a way

“Did you really think that you would catch me with a system operated by a remote placed between your boobs?”

Aika broke the re shackles on her wrists with brute force and tossed them aside When Twoearle realized that the intense stare was directed at her cleavage, she covered her mouth and turned away as if embarrassed

“Ah Aika-san, you perv☆”

Twoearle received a powerful punch and fell down to the floor Judging by what the tone of her voice just then, ☆s should be floating in front of her eyes Why is there more physical activity here than the sports clubs?

Twoearle placed a case the size of a pizza box on the table, having taken it out of her gown pocket Of course it has to be a pocket which has transcended conventional science

“Hs of that size in between your boobs then?”

Aika was sitting down on a chair with her legs crossed over, wearing a victor’s smile

“Why are you acting like you won”

“It is alright, Souji-sa kindly to the words of those with inferior boobs is a duty of the large-breasted people”

“Gu, gi”

Maybe because she was the one who had started the provocation, Aika sat there gripping her pathetic boobs so hard that it looked like they were being julienned

“The e) those with superior boobs must help those without It is only because of these words which I keep close toto your violence Because, of, these enormous boobs”

Twoearle bounced her large boobs up and down as if she were bouncing two balls Seeing this, a large quantity of blood flowed out fro hematemesis

“I see so with great breasts there coreat responsibility”

“That’s right! Oh? Oh! Souji-sama, did you just develop an interest in boobs?”

“What? No, not really anyhat’s inside that box?”

Although those awe-inspiring words made me support boobs, my real curiosity was about the contents of the box

“Well, Iof the Twintails Club!”

As I opened the box I saw three smartphone-like devices inside

“These are the tools for the Twintails I made three, so please take one”

“Whoa!”

At the end of the day I a Whatelse was the fact that Twoearle had prepared three of them – that means she re the Twintails

“High performance telecommunications device, namely the Twoearlephone!”

“Twoearlephone, doesn’t that htly embarrassed?”

“Not at all, why?”

Aika closed her mouth at the nonchalant response

The two anti-Aika systems which had both been destroyed, then this Twoearlephone Who knows,named after me next

“Not only does this round, in the ocean and in deep space, it can also act as a voice changer, mass spectrometer and various other devices with updates”

As with the Tailgear, why does she eined hointails would move in space, with reference to various principles of twintail dynamics Twoearle picked up on of the Twoearlephones and showed it to us

“If you use your bracelets to coht look suspicious to other people One of the features of this Twoearlephone is the ability encrypt the content of the conversation in real tinition changing devices, after all”

“That’s a!”

“Eh? What does that mean?”

Aika, not really intoabout

“To make this simple say Souji-sama shouts “have the Ultima Guil appeared?!” Those words will reach us clearly by the Twoearlephone, but to the people standing nearby it would sound soht?””

This is an incredibly siy

“Thanks Twoearle Trying to hide our identity is quite stressful With this, at least communications should be fine now!”

“Ehehe~, please pat my boobs as a reward”

“I’!”

As if trying to do a tsukkomi, Aika rebutted Twoeale

“well, fine The basic usage is identical to a normal smartphone Souji-sama, would you be as kind to call me as a demonstration?”

“Right I’ll do it”

“Yes! Please call me to your heart’s extent!!”

I don’t knohy her face reddened and pupils widened in anticipation; instead I just called Twoearle’s nuistered

“Twintail twintail, twintail? (Have the Ultima Guil appeared?)”

“Ah, ah, I a erie~ (Please deploy quickly Souji-sama!)”

This is a The correct answer to what I had said definitely caed voice on Twoearle’s had also co scantily clad But the probleed

“What was that, on Souji’s side! It sounds likes soe!!”

“The fact that Souji-saly well known, so I thought this would be perfect”

An ancient twintail language I would love to major in it at university, but could it be used in everyday situations? It would be uise Aika picked up her ooearlephone

“I’ll try now, Souji”

“Okay So Aika’s number is”

Aika’s number was second in the contacts list, after Twoearle’s Above the kanji for Tsube Aika were the words ‘das when she made this?

“Tintail, tin, twintail! (Aika, let’s hurry to the scene!)”

“Gehahahahahaha, I wanna eat raw meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! I want it ra! I love it raw! Because I’m a bitch! (How is it? Can you hear ht?)”

The ancient twintails language was completely drowned out by the almost demonic sound which could be heard from the ear not on the Twoearlephone

“Right! Aika-san’s voice has been changed perfectly!”

“Really? Let’s see then”

Aika took out her own phone from her skirt pocket and pressed its screen

“Um Aika-san what”

『Gehahahahahaha, I wanna eat raw meaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! I want it ra! I love it raw! Because I’m a bitch!』

Aika had recorded her modified voice as she did not trust Twoearle So that’s why she had me show her how to record stuff on her phone

With a powerful throw only seen in the last innings of the national finals of a highschool baseball coainst the wall

“The Twoearlephone-!! I wanted to upgrade it later to link it with the Tailbrace to make a transformation phone”

“Screw a transformation phone Those are shi+t phones anyway!”

“Hey are you trying to antagonize all of the heroes out there who transfor their phones”

I picked up the Twoearlephone Aika had thrown Luckily it seemed to be intact

If it could survive Aika’s throws, it would definitely function with ease in the depths of the sea and in outer space

“This is too far, Aika; she e the voice modifier”

“ityou like but for me”

“Wait, Aika Be quiet”

I suddenly noticed a feeling which seeain, so I cut off Aika and stood up from my seat

“I can feel the twintails It’s co towards here”

“What?! Why are you suddenly talking like an Elemerian!”

“Yeah you can talk!”

I aical than Aika, who had trained her five senses so that she could use her instincts to detect threats around her without relying upon sight

Right after that A tap on the door A quiet knock could be heard in the room,

“This is the student council president shi+ndou Erina May I enter?”

“-what?!”

The visit froht state of panic in the room

“P-please wait!”

I said that and desperately looked around I couldelse, and there shouldn’t be soht?

“Twoearle, is there anything which needs hiding?”

“Oh, other than this, no!”

Twoearle pointed at Aika With a perfectly straight face

Aika struck Twoearle’s face with her elbow and followed up with a headlock to devastating effect However this was an eency situation so I had no leisure to pay attention to this now common spectacle In reality in a scenario like the student council president’s visit, Twoearle could be right

“C-come in!”

It was a mindless situation but I had to let her in at some point

“Well excuse my entry”

The ed

Footsteps so elegant that a refreshi+ng noise could have been heard

The student council president as accompanied by a maid seemed to be a princess from a different country

There even seeruity, as if a pure princess had walked into a blood-stained amphitheater

President shi+ndou Erina

A shi+ning twintail wearer, who had captured my heart since the day of the entrance ceremony

Her golden twintails flowing in a 八 shape brought ies of a bridal veil to mind

“Ah, ahh”

I still haven’t got used to it It’s al

“and the person over there is–“

The president looked straight at Twoearle, as as expected too conspicuous to be seen as an ordinary student Before I could think of an excuse the president opened her mouth first

“I have heard that a female student has completed the admissions process today, is that you?”

“Yes She is ed me to show her around the school before she officially joined”

Quickly I explained to her with our planned ‘cover’ Of course the student council, responsible for thousands of students, knew about a transfer

“So it is, then please tour the school to your heart’s content and I hope you will enjoy your time here”

As the president said this with a s There was a part of me which worried that the school authoritiesabout an outsider’s entry, but I could relax for now

However when the president looked at the document in her hand, her smile disappeared at once only to be replaced by a hard expression Although previously I had seen her kind side when talking to others or her pure belief in TailRed, she was now fulfilling her duties as the student council president, with the expression of a person who stood over others

“There was a thing which concerned me in the paperwork for a new club I wanted to clarify that forit thus I came down here to see for myself”

“I’ you do that”

My tongue was all tangled, but I barely ed to squeeze out a voice

“You wrote here that your club activities were researching and protecting twintails”

“Of course”

I could not gloss over that With the e, I looked at the president’s twintails and gave a reply People have toldin their eyes is a basic courtesy However, when I a someone’s twintails, I think that it is respectful to look at their twintails

If I say soht think that this is a suspicious club, with an unusual name and weird activities In other words this could be described as a crucial battle

“Mitsuka-kun Do you like twintails?”

“I really like them”

I answered straight away, so naturally that it felt no different to breathing I don’t knohether h to her or not, but she followed up with another question

“Why do you love twintails so much? And why to the extent you would set up a club for it”

“Must there be a reason to love twintails?”

The moment I said that, I saw the president’s twintails tremble minutely

I thought a person with such a twintails would understand, but how should I say it She made a complicated face and closed her mouth

No she nificent twintails

A test to see whether I had the courage to voice my opinion in front of such radiant twintails

I won’t lose, student council president Look at me Are these eyes the eyes of a liar?!

And look deep into reatest twintails lives–

The fight between twintail and twintail ended with the president nodding in approval

“Is that so I understand”

Conscious that there may be another area of concern, Aika asked a question

“Is the activity content an issue?”

“No, there is no problem A club which loves twintails will probably have so the Twintails”

That is right I would be lying if I said that if I had not used this toas the entire school supports the Twintails, I calculated that a club focused on researching twintails would not be rejected

“oh my?”

The president looked straight at ht hand

“Mitsuka-kun, even though this is a clubrooulations, you know?”

“yes?!”

I tried to bury ht arm in my chest

“A TailRed design I see a lot of those lately”

As I hear so, I cannot understand the situation

As there have been a continuous stream of Twintails related merchandise recently, the same bracelet should not raise too many suspicions But that is not the problem When I looked at Aika almost by instinct, she had hidden her arm behind her back

“Ojou-sama, it is time now”

The president nodded at the words of the maid who had accompanied her

“Alright Well then, I hope that you do well as the Twintails Club”

The president had probably spliced her already busy schedule in order to cooodbye

The maid looked at me and spoke

“Sorry for taking your tiood I could feel your sincerity”

“Th-thank you”

The eable teacher and followed the president out of the room It is nice to be cohts

“Hey, hey what is theof this, Twoearle! You said that the Tailbrace was invisible to nor!”

“It should be!”

She had said that thanks to the effects of the Iine Chaff the bracelet itself was invisible to normal people and in reality, nobody had seen it, not even when I was changing for sport lessons

“Could this be a weakness which Twoearle didn’t expect? For exanition ainst people with the twintails attribute”

“If she could see due to her twintails attribute, other students with that Elemera from TailRed’s influence should be able to see it too”

“But the president’s Eleeted several tiht?”

Twoearle wanted to say soned

“I see The recognitionin order to prevent major disturbances to your lifestyle Just in case I will do soht”

“Then I’ll leave it to you”

I was sorry for Twoearle Because I questioned her abilities However I could not just ignore this Depending on the situation this could have major consequences

“I will take an especially close look at Aika’s one”

“Why just ?”

“Yes Looking at the fights up till now it seeear is too strong I think I will have to adjust it so that the breast part of it breaks off even with a slight pull, you know, like in an ecchi anime”

“Why do you have to do so stupid like that!!”

“You are still worried that only TailBlue is unpopular Youcharacter! Even though you have pitiful boobs which look like a paper tray on an inkjet printer, if you just show theain so the more hardcore people!!”

“Oh, the Twoearlephone flew off!!”

“Gueri!”

The phone which had become like a ufo embedded itself in Twoearle’s face Its propulsion was not soy but the force exerted by a human’s arm

I hope I’ si about TailRed, I felt the president’s gaze on me and I could sense her mixed emotions

Has president shi+ndou started to suspect so about me-?!