Part 2 (1/2)
Jorge shrugged. ”I like stabbing people.”
”I don't know, man. He's one big dude. Look at him. That ain't no regular American who got drunk in some wh.o.r.ehouse and wound up here. That dude is gonna tear you up, man. He's got muscles like a luchador luchador.”
I just kept glaring. I figured my best bet was to appear as mean as possible. A wise old gunfighter had once told me that if you looked like food, you were going to get eaten, and I really didn't want to end up as prison food.
My body ached, and I was in a really foul mood. They had not even treated my cuts from when I had jumped off the balcony, and they were now big grisly scabs that I was sure were going to end up infected. My left ankle was badly swollen, the little puncture in my heel was driving me nuts, and most embarra.s.singly, after I had been squirted down with a fire hose and had lice poison dumped on me, the biggest set of prison clothes they had for me were about two sizes too small. Not a lot of 4X convicts in Mexico, apparently. The last thing you want to do when you are already in a bad mood is try to wear pants that are too tight.
”I'm telling you, man, I think he understands us. Look at those eyes. He's crazy p.i.s.sed.”
”See, that's why I need to hurry up and s.h.i.+v him.”
”Jorge, he's gonna rip your b.a.l.l.s off.”
”Shut up, Mateo, quit being such a wimp.”
My options were rather limited. I was in jail. The Mexican government was denying that they had given me permission to be here with enough munitions to arm a small rebellion. I had no idea where my team was, or what shape they were in, or even if they had all survived the outbreak. There was some sort of crazy shadow freak out looking to snag me for the Old Ones. I hadn't been offered a lawyer or a phone call, so I doubted that MHI knew where I was either. And the lice powder really itched.
”What do you think, Esteban?” asked Spider Web Face.
The last man looked up from his bunk. He was older, and had obviously been through some rough times. He had scars all along his face and arms, his hair was gray and long, and his skin had the texture of leather. I knew that he had to be somebody special, since he got his own bunk, and none of this band of thugs messed with him. He studied me silently, and the others waited for him to pa.s.s judgment.
Finally he spoke, not to them, but rather to me, loud enough that everyone could hear. ”I heard from one of the guards, you hacked up like a hundred people with a machete, arms and legs and heads everywhere, even ate some of them. Killed some cops too. Burned a hotel down. Took twenty Federales Federales to take you out...You speak Spanish?” to take you out...You speak Spanish?”
”Un poco.”
”I figured you did.” He put his head back down.
”Oh s.h.i.+t, man,” said Jorge. ”I was just kidding about the s.h.i.+v thing. You know, mess with the new guy and all that.”
I gave Jorge my most menacing look. He cowered back into the corner. Now, most people would not react well to being put into the ultraviolent, dog-eat-dog world that was a prison full of murderers and psychopaths, but hey, I'd killed a werewolf with my bare hands. I figured that I would fit in just fine here.
”Say, Esteban,” I asked over the shouting from the next cell. ”Where are we?”
”You don't know?” His eyes peeked out from under his mane of hair. I could tell he was a sharp one.
”Nah...I was pretty worn out from chopping up all those people. You know how it is.” If you have a rep, you might as well run with it.
”You're in Tijira Prison. This, my friend, is a very bad place.”
”I've seen worse,” I lied.
”I'm sure you have. Me personally, I'm here because I avenged my wife's honor against the filthy tyrants, but alas, I failed. May G.o.d rest her soul,” he said solemnly. Some of the thugs crossed themselves.
”Sorry to hear that.”
Without skipping a beat he switched to English. ”Naw, just pulling your leg. I'm from San Diego. I was flying c.o.ke across the border, got back to TJ, didn't have enough to pay the right people, and they stuck me in here rather than just shooting me. Some days I wish they would have just killed me and got it over with. These morons here think I'm Zorro or something so they leave me alone. If a Yankee wants to survive in here, you need a reputation, so I'll back you up, you back me up.”
”Good deal.” I held out my hand. He reached over and shook it with a firm grip. ”Owen Zastava Pitt.”
”Zapato? Like a shoe?”
”No, Zastava. It's Serbian.”
”You don't look Serbian.”
In other words, I was way too brown. ”I'm a little bit of everything.” That much was true. I always checked the Other box on any official type forms. ”Look, Esteban...”
”You can call me Steve, the Esteban thing is for these guys.” He nodded his head at the other criminals. ”The story is that I shot it out with the cops and the army to avenge them burning my village or something. If you don't get respect in here, you don't last long.”
”Okay, Steve, my company will get me out of here. We're worth a lot of money, and can get the best lawyers. I just need to survive long enough for that to happen, so I appreciate the help. You scratch my back, I scratch yours, know what I mean?”
”That's cool. I'm still waiting for trial myself. I haven't even been arraigned yet. I'm hoping I get my turn in front of the judge before too long.”
”How long have you been here?”
He looked up at the ceiling as he gave it some thought.
”Three years come June.”
A cold weight settled into the bottom of my stomach. ”No kidding?”
”No kidding. Welcome to Tijira.”
They had taken my watch, but I guessed that it was about 9 p.m. when the guards killed most of the lights in Section Six. Steve, or Esteban as the local fauna knew him, and I were still talking quietly, me to pa.s.s the nervous time, and him because I was the first other American he had seen in a year. The previous guy had lasted all of thirty minutes before somebody had decided they didn't particularly like gringos in their jail. Steve said that it had taken weeks for the bloodstains to fade. He was a nice enough guy for a prison-hardened drug smuggler, and talking to him sure beat talking to One Ear, Jorge, or Spider Web.
”So, Owen, you got a wife?”
”Nope, but I'm engaged.”
”That's great. What's she like?”
I tried to make myself more comfortable on the bug-ridden cot. Since I was now the new boss of this cell, I got the luxury accommodations. Sometimes being a muscle-bound behemoth paid dividends. Poor One Ear had to sleep on the floor now. ”She's awesome. Smart, funny, tough, brave. Her name's Julie. Julie Shackleford.”
”Is she hot?”
”Dude...please.”
”Sorry, but I've kind of been in jail for a while,” he explained. ”It's been so d.a.m.n long since I've seen a woman...” He trailed off. I just hoped that MHI hurried up and found me soon. I did not sign on to this gig to end up spending my golden years in a place like this. ”So what's she look like?” he asked as he lay back on his bunk and closed his eyes. I admit, I could have been offended, but more than anything, I just felt pity.
”Well, she's pretty,” I answered. That was an understatement. I had been infatuated with her since the day that we had met. Julie was the best thing that had ever happened to me, and almost losing her had been the worst. ”Real tall for a girl, actually. Kind of buff; she works out a lot. Long brown hair, has the prettiest brown eyes I've ever seen, wears gla.s.ses...”
”Chicks with gla.s.ses are hot.”
”I'm with you there, bro, I'm with you there. In fact, she's probably out there looking for me right now.”
”Here? In Mexico?”
”Of course. She's a Monster Hunter too.”
”Look, I already said that I would back you on the whole crazy-machete-killer thing. You don't need to keep up the monster movie shtick.”